Disclaimer: I do not own Miraculous Ladybug or Wizards of Waverley Place.
"That is amazing, Lila!"
"Lila, you are so cool!"
"I know!"
Students surrounded Lila during lunch outside the school, leaving poor Marinette on her own.
But all attention was suddenly directed to the extremely attractive girl stepping out of Marinette's parents' bakery, eating croissants. The girl had wavy dark-brown hair, glowing olive skin, a heart-shaped face, mysterious brown eyes with long eyelashes fluttering, cherub cheeks and ruby-coloured lips. She was dressed in a red-orange top flowing to her wrists and hips, navy skinny jeans, black knee-high boots, and dangling colourful jewellery.
"Whoa!"
"What? Whoa!"
"Who is she?"
"She looks so cool."
"She's hot!"
"You have a girlfriend!"
"Wow!"
"Do you know her, Marinette?"
"No. She must be a customer."
"She's gorgeous!"
Lila glowered in jealousy. She could not stand someone else catching the spotlight that she believed was rightfully hers. She got so jealous, she marched across the street, coming right up to the mysterious girl, standing in her way.
The girl practically devoured the croissant in her bare hands, ripping the baked good into pieces and making moans of pleasure.
"Excuse me!" Lila snapped.
The girl looked up, her face set in lazy annoyance, one eyebrow raised.
"Do you mind? I'm trying to eat." She said with meshed up bread in her mouth, her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk.
"You shouldn't eating that. That bakery uses expired cheese in their food. Their daughter told me."
Lila was hoping that the girl would spit out her croissant and kneel over coughing, and then run back into the bakery threatening to sue in an effort to humiliate both her and Marinette.
However, the girl just made a few more eating sounds and then asked with her mouth full. "So?"
"You could die!"
The girl made a deep gulp, swallowing her treat. "This is a croissant, not a sub sandwich. Trust me, I know my food. I'm from New York. And even if it has expired cheese, I would still eat it, I'm hungry."
She then took another big bite out of the croissant, which only infuriated Lila even more.
"You should really listen to me. I help people all over the people. The President of the United States even awarded me for stopping the Dakota Pipeline."
The girl looked at her, not believing a word she said. "Yeah and I single-handedly solved the American Civil War with a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken."
And then she outright burped in Lila's face and laughed at how shocked the brown-haired girl was.
Lila was not expecting such a vulgar personality from a pretty face.
Growling, Lila then snatched the girl's half-eaten croissant and stormed across the street back to her posse, throwing the croissant at Marinette.
"That gorgeous girl was choking to death because your parents gave her expired cheese and I saved her!"
"My parents would never do that!" Marinette protested but she was quickly drowned out by the loud cries of supporting Lila.
"Oh my God!"
"Really?"
"Someone call the health department!"
"Oh Lila, you are so kind!"
"You save that beautiful girl!"
"Marinette, you could've poisoned her!"
"Once again, Lila saved the day!"
"No wonder you're best friends with Ladybug!"
However, the gorgeous girl narrowed her pretty brown eyes, irked.
"Ok, you asked for it. What's that spell again? Oh yeah. Some are evil, some are kind, but now, all must speak their mind."
She pointed her finger at Lila, an amber-coloured light beaming straight out and hitting the lying girl.
"Oh Lila, that was so brave of you!" Alya gushed, not really noticing the beam of magic.
"Not really, I just lied because I hated the attention you were giving that girl and I wanted to humiliate Marinette some more!"
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"What?"
"I said I lied to humiliate both that girl and Marinette for not believing my lies!"
Lila's smirk quickly dropped. She gasped and put her hands over her mouth.
"I beg your pardon?"
"Lila, what are you saying? What lies?"
Lila had no control over her body, her hands pulling from her jabbering mouth. "Lies that I never went to Achu, know any famous people, gone to exotic places, saved Jagged Stone's cat from a moving plane, he doesn't even have a cat he has a crocodile, have tinnitus, saved a man from his eyes gorged our by a napkin, I mean really Max, a napkin, how stupid can a guy like that with a such high IQ be, Marinette has been bullying me when I was the one bullying her for being the only one who doesn't believe me, Adrien doesn't believe me but I want to him to be mine and only mine so I'm working with this father to isolate him from Marientte!"
Everyone was shocked.
"You were bullying Marinette? She wasn't bullying you?"
"No! I bullied her to keep quiet about my lies! It was easy to manipulate you all that she was bullying me, never in my life I met with such gullible idiots, You guys will believe anything, seriously you'll believe the moon is made out of cheddar if I said so!
As long as you dummies don't look me up on the internet, I'm bulletproof!"
Lila could not stop talking, spilling out her deepest, darkest thoughts.
"Seriously, you all have phones and tablets and computers and you never thought of using them to look me up, if you did I would ruin your lives like I did with Marinette, I will murder you just to keep my secret secret! Alya, you're such a bad reporter, you would support Donald Trump if he said he knows Ladybug, you're so obsessed with Ladybug you'll believe anything and I mean anything, you're willing to throw your own best friend away if a girl claims to be Ladybug's best friend which I'm not, I hate Ladybug!"
Lila finally stopped talking only to wail five seconds later.
"What is wrong with me?"
The mysterious girl chortled at the scene before walking back into the bakery.
"Children! The bell has rang! Lunch is over! It's time for class!"
Ms Bustier and Mr Damocles ran out to gather the missing class, only to find Alya trying to break out of Nino and Ivan's clutches, growling at a surprisingly quiet Lila who had her hands clamped over her mouth.
"Ms Cesaire, what is going on? Why are you attacking ms Rossi?" Mr Damocles demanded.
"She's a lying two face chest, that's why! She's been lying to us this whole time! She's even picking on my best friend to keep her lying secret!" Alya screamed.
"Marinette, is this true?" Ms Bustier asked.
"Would you believe me whatever answer I give you?" Marinette retorted.
"He wouldn't, he and every other teacher here is dumber than a mailbox, they'll believe me over you because I lied about having disabilities and family trips just so I won't do any homework and I got them to suspect Marinette because I lied that she pushed me down the stairs so she's get expelled, i wanted that so much since I realised she's an obstacle, honestly its her own fault for not believing me, by the way I never had a lying disorder, I made that up because I made a deal with Adrien so I stay his so-called friend and he obviously likes Mari-trash so much he'll willing to do anything to keep her here!"
"Dude!" Nino cried.
Adrien blushed. Marinette squeaked, blushing as well.
Chloe laughed hysterically, arms wrapped around her stomach. "This is so good!"
Mr Damocles and Ms Bustier stared at Lila, shocked.
"…I believe a call to your mother is much needed." Mr Damocles finally said.
"No, don't call my mother! She'll tell you that I've been staying at home watch soap operas because I told her that school has been closed down because Ladybug hasn't purified any Akuma attacks! I hate that red-trotting tramp! I hated her ever since she called me out right straight in front of Adrien! Did I mention I once faked a leg injury to distract Chat Noir so Ladybug would be on her own with a dangerous Akuma? I hate her, I hate Marinette, I hate anyone who stands in my way, I stomp over threats and bury them! I'm willing to do anything to get what I want, I deserve it, I want it so much I'm working with Hawkmoth to get akumatize and cause akumatizations by hurting people and Gabriel Agreste, I'm spying on Adrien for bad influences, really I'm doing it to keep him to myself, be a model, and humiliate Marinette even more!"
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Chloe broke the silence as she burst out laughing.
"Somebody please tell me you record that?"
"Sabrina held out her phone. "Every single word."
Lila sweated under the angry stares she was getting. She swung around, immediately seeing the mysterious girl stepping out of the bakery for the second time, eating a freshly baked croissant.
"YOU!"
With her arm sticking out, Lila ran across the road, cars stopping and honking at her, the girl pointing at the girl minding her own business.
"You did something to me!"
The girl stared at whilst eating. "Hm?"
"Lila, that is so rude!" Mr Damocles and several others followed suit. "Stop pointing at people! Get back here!"
"I lied to her last and took away her food so she has to do something to me in retaliation!"
"She was across the road when you started babbling the truth." Alya explained.
"She's a witch!" Lila accused.
"Huh?"
"Lila!"
"My grandma told me stories of witches in the old country, women who bewitched counts and travellers, our ancestors were witches themselves!"
The girl laughed. "She thinks I'm a witch."
"ALEX!"
Right around the corner came hurrying a young man with dark hair and eyes like the girl, wearing a green plaid skirt, blue jeans and white shoes. His hawklike features scowled at the girl, grabbing her arms and pulling her away.
The girl named Alex merely smiled at him. "Bonjourno, Justin."
"It's Bonjour!We're half Italian and you don't even know the difference!" He shouted.
"I wanted croissants." The girl said casually.
"Only you would transport yourself to Paris for a snack!" His eyes narrowed more. "You cast a spell, didn't you? Why?"
Alex gestured to Lila. "Technically that girl was causing trouble so I intervened."
"You intervened?"
"Yes...after she stole my croissant."
"You did all this because of a croissant!? All for the love of a-"
Alex broke off a piece of her croissant and stuffed it into her brother's big mouth.
He slowly chewed and gulped, a grin growing.
"Oh my God, these are amazing!"
"Sir, I apologise for my student accusing your sister. She will be dealt with." Mr Damocles said to Justine
Justin nodded and took his hand for a shake.
"It is alright, sir. My sister and I need to go home now." He spoke in perfect French.
"Miss Lila really needs help, she called me a witch." Alex inputted, also in perfect French.
Justine glared at her.
Alex simply grinned. "See? I speak France-ish."
"Only with a French-speaking spell. Let's go."
With that, Justine pulled Alex away from the small crowd outside the bakery. Before they were out of sight, Alex flashed a peace sign to Lila.
"And for her information, the correct term is wizard." Alex said.
"Alex." Justin growled.
"Relax, the truth spell wears off in a few minutes."
Justin kept glaring at her.
"Transportium Nextorbitorium." He chanted.
In a flash, the brother and sister were gone.
Like Alex said, the truth spell wore off in the next five minutes.
But the damage was already done.
Lila still protested that Alex was a witch.
It was the truth but no one believed her this time.