Author's note: Someone has been directly copying and pasting this fanfic and trying to pass it off as her own under the title as "The Slayers Instant Messanger". This person is Ms Valgaav, who (very ironically) reviewed this before under the name "Rani".
Now while I find it amusing that she copied everything including my author's notes, I find it very distasteful that she tried to take credit for it. Luckily, some people have read my fic before and recognized it as not being hers.
A note to Ms Valgaav: What you did is called plagarizing. It's dishonest. I roam around ff.net a lot. Almost everyday, in fact. Next time, pick someone who almost never updates and never comes here. Or alternatively you can write a completely original piece of fiction and feel the real satisfaction of getting reviews for your own works.
deep sea dolphin is the only account I have. If anyone sees the same stuff elsewhere, it means they stole off me.
(....and this rant has been brought to you by a very annoyed writer!)
Review replies are at the end of this chapter. Oh, and for some reason, FF.net doesn't allow us to put the "at" icon for the e-mails, so I've substituted it with (a) instead. Smart, huh?
Chapter 11: Who's the culprit? Noonsa!
Slayers does not belong to me. Enough said.
Wednesday, 16th June 2004
To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves(a)gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster(a)mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss(a)beast-master.org, Lina Inverse linverse(a)dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy(a)strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia(a)justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox(a)coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom(a)ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus(a)mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas(a)beast-master.org
Subject: NAMAGOMI!!!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU LYING FILTHY NAMAGOMI?!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT UNTIL I GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My my, Fi-chan! What could
you possible mean by
that! I assure you Zel-kun is definitely rock hard and has blue balls! That is an absolutely indisputable and
irrevocable fact! I am sooooooo hurt by your
blind prejudice! Have you forgotten that
wonderfully exciting evening we had
together...?
From: Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org
To: Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com
Subject: WHAT????
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ZEL I DON'T GET WHAT YOU MEAN. WHAT IS A CAPS? ISN'T THAT A HAT????? I TRIED TO PUT A HAT ON THE COMPUTER THINGY BUT IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT I CAN'T SEE THE SCREEN VERY WELL.
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GOURRY
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The best swordsman in the world!
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To: Deep Sea Dolphin fishyfishy(a)hipposintutus.com
Subject: RE: A very nice card for everyone!
My virus scan says no.
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-Luna Inverse
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Knight of Ceiphied
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To: Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org
Subject: Duel
Gourry,
As of this moment, I challenge you to a duel! We shall see who is the true skilled swordsman of our time! Don't you dare be a coward and run away like before!
Zangulus
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The King of all swords pointy!
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To: Syphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves(a)gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster(a)mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia(a)macesandantiques.net, Lina Inverse linverse(a)dragon-slave.com, Zangulus tangyzangy(a)strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia(a)justice-rules.co.sn, Jillas redfox(a)coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom(a)ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus(a)mazoku.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Zelas Metallium zelas(a)beast-master.org
Subject: RE: NAMAGOMI!!!
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I went to the North Pole - and survived!
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To: Sylphiel Nels Lahda syphieloves(a)gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster(a)mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss(a)beast-master.org, Zelas Metallium zelas(a)beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy(a)strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Lina Inverse linverse(a)dragon-slave.com, Jillas redfox(a)coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom(a)ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus(a)mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia(a)macesandantiques.net
Subject: The culprit behind the pictures!
Dear minna-san,
After much thorough investigation (and of course with the guiding light of Justice!), the Seyruun authorities have found out the culprit behind all the spam mail! They found a fish-man was found in a room cutting our pictures and sticking them on other pictures and then scanning them! His name is Noonsa and is being detained at the palace dungeons.
He'll feel the mighty wrath of Justice and true light soon!
To: Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org
Subject: Just wondering
Gourry dear,
If you aren't busy this evening, would you be free for dinner? I'm still quite worried about you.
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Love,
SylphielTo: Sylphiel Nels Lahda sylphieloves(a)gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster(a)mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss(a)beast-master.org, Zelas Metallium zelas(a)beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy(a)strangehats.net, Gourry Gabriev gourry(a)jellyfish.org, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Lina Inverse linverse(a)dragon-slave.com, Jillas redfox(a)coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom(a)ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus(a)mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia(a)macesandantiques.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia(a)justice-rules.co.sn
Subject: That red-haired girl who tries to pass herself off as a sorceress
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YOU RUINED MY LIFE AND KILLED GAAV-SAMA!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL, ESPECIALLY YOU LINA INVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL THAT BUT YOU'RE JUST A FLAT-CHESTED THIRD-RATE SORCERESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Really pissed off,
Valgaav
To: Sylphiel Nels Lahda sylphieloves(a)gourry-sama.net, Hellmaster Phibrizzo hellmaster(a)mazoku.org, Xelloss xelloss(a)beast-master.org, Zelas Metallium zelas(a)beast-master.org, Zangulus tangyzangy(a)strangehats.net, Zelgadiss Greywords zel(a)cursedchimera.com, Lina Inverse linverse(a)dragon-slave.com, Jillas redfox(a)coldmail.com, Luna Inverse waitressofdoom(a)ceiphiedknights.com, Dynast Grausherra imnotsantaclaus(a)mazoku.org, Filia Ul Copt filia(a)macesandantiques.net, Amelia Wil Tesla Seyruun amelia(a)justice-rules.co.sn
Subject: RE: NAMAGOMI!!!
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I THINK XELLOSS HAS A POINT. I CAN'T REMEMBER HIM EVER LYING TO US BEFORE. SO THAT MEANS XELLOSS DID SPEND THE NIGHT WITH FILIA RIGHT????
My, my, Fi-chan how
could you accuse me of lying! Have I
ever lied to anyone
before?
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GOURRY
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The best swordsman in the world!
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Author's note: I've decided not to end this so soon. This fic sort of grew on me.
ChaosDaughter: Yeah, I guess it does look newsgroup-ish, but that was the best I could do, especially when ff.net doesn't let me type some stuff such as website addresses, e-mails, etc.
Lina Gabriev: Gourry can type normally because we have to assume Sylphiel went over to his place and healed him. Zel's ending signature...I thought it would be amusing for him to be so gloomy but at the same time have such a random perky ending signature. Just plain randomness.
Gween Floor: Luna's e-mail explains everything.
KuroiFey: Gourry has nice spelling because I wanted the funny effect of him not being able to type properly after Lina beat the crap out of him.
Kara Metallium: Thanks for continuing to read even though you didn't like it at first. You're absolutely correct on the hierarchies of the mazoku. But with Phibby being "too young to watch porn", I did it to poke fun at his young looks. I think it aggravates him. Heh.
Lina: More Xelloss and Filia? Seems like a lot of people want more of them. I'll see what I can do about that next chapter. I didn't put much of them this time 'coz Xelloss just came back and he needs a rest.
koneko metallium: Your English is perfectly fine. English isn't my first language either. I've brought back Xelloss from his "vacation" so we'll be seeing more of him in the future. As for Dynast...I don't think I'll make him any more weird than he is. He's scary!
RagingSpirit: Seeing this fic is my most popular fic, I think I will continue it. Thanks for all the encouragement.
Jarad/Tofu: Oh you haven't updated that Dynast/Sherra fic of yours! Thanks for liking this fic though - sometimes when I review other people's fics, my computer goes all wacky too!
sam: When I read this fic all over again, I tend to laugh as well.
Rani: You're Ms Valgaav, and I've already devoted the former part of this chapter to you. Don't you feel special?
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