I don't really own kouji….. if I did, I would be content.. do you know who owns him? I would like to meet them…. Or rob them or something… I would bid my soul ect. Anyhoo….. kouji is copyrighted by all the fushigi yugi peeps or whatever.

He he the kouji-san hoe down

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(do do do do, do do do do do do do!)

Tasuki: my friend kouji,

He kinda freaks me out,

It is embarrassing,

He makes me wanna shout!

He drew pictures, had sheets

It wasn't fine,

Reika Shinen!

I destroyed his little shrine!

Tama-chan: I know that Kouji

And Tasuki are great friends,

Even though they fight,

They always make amends,

Being a bandit

Must bring in lots of wealth,

But I don't think its healthy,

To be talking to yourself!

Miaka: poor little Kouji,

He never ever wins,

That weird fangirl,

Is always chasing him,

He thinks he's lost her

But she is in disguise,

Poppin' out from nowhere

She takes him as her prize!

Nuriko: I choked him, not on purpose

That I swear,

We had to get Miaka

Out of there..

I'm sorry Kouji,

I broke your wall,

They don't make 'em,

Like they don't used too after all!

Fangirl: My name is Fangirl,

And Kouji-chan is mine*

He is charming, strong,

And also very fine!

Kouji is so modest,

I'll marry him someday,

Run all you want to,

You will never get away!

(all) Never get away!!!!

* As I said in the previous disclaimer…. (sob) Kouji is not really mine…..