@_@ My head hurts~!! I think I'm gonna be sick... And I still have an essay to make for AP about the CALABARZON issue... ARGH~!! But I can't start it since my mind, insists me on making this~!! Damnit... so now I have to get this out of my system and here it is peeps... the byproduct of a migraine, chocolate covered cookies, lemonade, and some chocolate-filled candies, and avocado shake... and have I mentioned, that my left eye is turning red?!? Okaa-chan went to Cebu yesterday, and will be back today, and the only things that are keeping me awake, is the promise of Durian candies, and ripe mango strips. OOC-ness up ahead...
Snow Anna And The Seven Chibis
A part of Kari's Fairytale Collection; Based on the famous fairytale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, specially retold by Jess
© Jess-chan/Kari
Started: July 14, 2003 (Gomen for errors~~! I have an assignment for Science, but NOO I am doing this instead... so yeah, didn't have time to spell check...)
Scene One: The Bad, Evil King And His Magic Mirror Carried By Opacho
Kari (Jess-chan): I chose this nickname since it's easier to type _... I'm so lazy... besides, it's the one I used in my YnM ficcie... be reminded its part of my 'Kari's Fairytale Collection' and yes I am STILL the deranged author who bashes my favorite characters...
Horo: =P Am I glad I'm not one of them...
Kari: Mou~!! You're not supposed to appear here yet~!! You're supposed to appear way baack in *flips through her script* the somewhere in scene three or something...
Horo: I'm here to tell you that I am NOT wearing my costume~~!! It is nothing worthy to touch my ever-divine skin~~!!
Kari: O-O so, then you have to wear the Barney costume...
Horo: *O* why of all the things the *shudders* the Barney costume...
Kari: because if you don't want to play your part, I can always replace you *points to the line of mankin characters lined up at backstage holding the scripts, practicing some lines* and I can't take you out the play since, Lor-chan has you as her favorite character, and she'd love to see you~!! Ne. Lor-chan? *Waves to her in the screen* even if you did give me another death threat... PUNYETA KA~!! Gago ka rin~~!!
Horo: X_x demo Kari~!!
Kari: NO buts *shoves Horo into backstage not before hitting him with... =drum rolls= Kari brandishes her ultimate weapon~~!! More powerful than Kaze's demon gun, and any friggin' eidolon, or a magnum 44, nor Shinji-kun's Eva, but not as powerful as chocolate pocky, though... lolz its nothings else than her plastic bottle from the thirteen pits of seven hells~!! Specially customized for any slaying service*... Now as I was saying, before someone interrupted me... once upon a time, long ago far away in a land where—
Hao: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!! *Chibi chibi Hao enters his throne room, with a gargantuan twitch, and keeps giving threatening looks to his servants ESPECIALLY the narrator/author*
Kari: the evil queen—
Hao: I am a friggin' GUY~~!!
Kari: ^-^
Hao: I'm NOT doing this~!! I'm always the bad guy~~! Why is Yoh the BLEEPIN' prince~?!?! It's not fair~!!
Kari: be thankful instead you're NOT in a dress~!! Do you want me to call over Tsuzuki-chan and give you the pink Chinese inspired dress instead~~!! I'm sure Hisoka-chan would be very happy...
Hao: NO~!!
Kari: then why the HECK do you not want to wear the
costume~~?!
Hao: A) it does NOT do any justice to my bad, enigmatic, creepy, but hot and very sexy image B) why am I always the bad guy~~?! Kari I thought you like me paired with Anna~~!! C) The damned thing clashes with my earrings~~!!
Kari: As Hao continues to ramble on about why the author sucks, and why she should be deprived of her chocolate pocky, I shall described how our dear evil queen—
Hao: That's the SECOND mistake~~!! I'm a friggin' xy-chromosome for cryin' out loud~~!!
Kari: ^^;; gomen Hao-kun...
Hao: You shall address me as 'Hao-sama'
Kari: O-O 'kay... Hao-sama... as I said was a very vain person, who took pride in his great beauty...
Hao: ^-^ of course~~!! I'm the hottest guy who ever walked the earth... besides the stupid chibis are not good enough to be proclaimed as the most dashing being on earth~!! They are pudgy and a great insult to all bishounens~~!!
Kari: dakedo... they're quite kawaii...
Hao: But they are neither hot nor sexy...
Kari: O-O sure, whatever you say, Hao-sama... as the evil—
Hao: *shots Kari a death glare*
Kari: ^^;; as I was saying, the evil KING continued to circle his throne room wearing his royal outfit for today courtesy of his royal fashionistas (the Hanagumi) and the deranged, eccentric mind of Jess-chan a.k.a. Kari, that would be me...
Hao: *continues to pull at the collar of his outfit, which is an all black sleeveless outfit, showcasing his broad shoulders, held in place by diagonal silver clasps, engraved with the ever so famous five-pointed star, his sleeveless long coat showcasing his manly arms (Patty, please fell free to drool) and a long, black cloak that reached his ankles, kind of like Ren's but the clasp is silver, and yes engraved with the same five-pointed star, of course his wearing pants, peeps~~! Leather, black, tight (as I said before Patty please feel VERY free to drool) his left leg covered with those dark blue, and gray straps that went crisscrossed, held in place YET still with those five-pointed star, black leather boots, held in place by silver clasps, modified motorcycle gloves, and NO for the sake of Hao I have taken off his earrings*
Kari: and that beautiful people who are reading this deranged fic (referring to Hao's costume) is a dear gift to Patty-chan... Hope you like the costume... I'm sure you'd want something much more... er, revealing? I don't know but its for you~~!
Hao: *is glaring darkly at Kari*
Kari: ^^U the evil king, usually consulted his magic mirror being held by Opacho.
Hao: do I have to say it? My lines suck...
Kari: ^^ sure...
Hao: 8D honto~~?!?
Kari: ...wear the Barney costume, singing the Barney song~~!! XXXXXDDDDDD
Hao: mirrormirroronthewallwho'sthefairestofthemall
Kari: ^.^ and everyday the magic mirror would always answer:
Opacho: you are Hao-sama~~!!
Kari: it always went like that, but one day... the mirror answered:
Hao: I am NOT saying my line again~~! *Is sitting on his throne room, his left leg hanging in the arm of the chair, and drinking Sprite (it goes well with chocolate pocky, or anything chocolate) *
Opacho: you are truly a magnificent sight, Hao-sama dakedo, Kyouyama Anna, has won the title of being the fairest.
Hao: *spits his drink at Ryo and Zen (his court musicians) who were singing Can't Lose You to the tune of the Barney Song, using their heads as instruments*
Opacho: *goes teary-eyed* Hao-sama are you not satisfied with my news?
Hao: ... I should get the two of them fired... they utterly suck... I should just make them my jesters or something... you were saying Opacho?
Opacho: OO;; Hao-sama as I have said before someone has replaced your title as the fairest—
Hao: NANI~~?!?! *Spits his drink at Zinc who... I do not know why he is even there* who's the damned chibi~~?!?!
Opacho: Anou... Hao-sama it's not a chibi...
Hao: Oh, okay O.o then who the @#$% is it...? Don't tell me it's my brother~~?!?!
Opacho: *shakes head*
Hao: - - hmm... true... Yoh, utterly lacks fashion sense, and he's horrible at matching outfits... he doesn't even know how to put make-up on—
Kari: You put make-up~~~?!?!
Hao: HEY~~! I wasn't finished yet~~! As I was saying it couldn't be my brother than who is it, Opacho?
Kari: YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION~~~!!!
Opacho: shows his mirror, and shows...
Kari: the mirror showed him a picture of a girl, with wispy golden blond hair, and startling black onyx eyes, but the thing that got the evil king's attention was...
Hao: THAT'S MY MATAMUNE-CHAN~~~~~~!!!!!! TT__________TT
Kari: Pretty sure enough, Anna was cradling a cute chibi neko plushie...
Opacho: H-hao-sama?
Hao: *has turned on into angry, SD ogre mode* Get me the hunter, Opacho.
Tsuzuku?
Finally~~!! The chapter was supposedly longer, but... I had to study for Gen. Sci. so yeah...
This goes to:
Patty-chan: I know, Hao was ooc, but do I care? NO~~! Oh, yeah I'll send you the picture of Hao taking a bath when I pass my test tomorrow... lolz... Maraming salamat po, Ate Patricia~~!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha~~!!! I know you read everything I write, even if I don't like your LeixSan Chai fic... X.X I really hate Meteor Garden and you know it~~~!!
Ate Eina: 'wag nyo po kong patayin~~!! XXXXDDDD I know you hate Hao...
Lor-chan: HI Master~~!!! This is the time to get revenge... PUNYETA KA~~~! Anyways, thank you sa patuloy mong pag-alala sa 'kin sa pag-update ng 'Foolish Heart' kahit di ko na update^^;;
On to the next scene~~!! Ja ne...