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A/N: Okay, so this one isn't a continuation or anything. More like an alternate version of the original story. While syaoran no hime was betaing this fic, she thought up of really weird, and I mean WEIRD dialogs to add *LOL* Only they were in Tagalog, so I had to translate it. This time it doesn't cover the whole story, just the near end part of it. Btw, I added a bit more too. Hehehe *evil laugh* Now this part has been graced with the appearance of Syaowee's beloved Hao-sama *cackles madly* By the way, don't take anything in this fic seriously. This part has implied yaoi…slight. Hehe. We don't mean anything by the references and, um…insults, I guess. I swear. We're just making fun of everybody. Just now. Hehe. 

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      "WELL," said a loud, booming voice. "Don't you guys even have the decency to get a room to yourselves and do whatever you're doing privately?"

      In an instant, Yoh pushed himself off of Anna and had pulled her up as well. They looked around them in disbelief to find Ren Tao, Horo Horo, Pirika, Tamao, Jun Tao, Faust, Ryu, and Manta, staring at them with their mouths hanging slightly open.

      "Yoh, I'm so proud of you!" yelled Horo Horo, who recovered faster than the others, joyfully. "Your hormones have finally kicked in!"          

      "W-what is everyone doing here?" Yoh asked, feeling dazed.   

      "We heard Anna shout," Ren said simply. "Which was completely normal, but then you started shouting as well, which definitely isn't normal at all…"

      "So we came here to check on you guys," Pirika finished, "to see what the matter was, since your argument could probably be heard on a 10-kilometer radius." 

      "Yeah," agreed Horo Horo. "We came here to see action, and hoo boy did we see some!" Pirika proceeded to hit her brother hard on the head. "OW!"

      "I noticed Miss Anna wasn't in bed," piped in Tamao, looking teary-eyed, "so I got up to look for her."

      "And we got woken up by your shouts, Master Yoh," Faust said happily.

      Manta stared at the scene, his eyes wide. "Did I really see what I just saw?" he asked. "Yoh and Anna were actually kissing?" My heart is officially broken…muhuhuhuhu…

      "What!" yelled Chocolove, who had just arrived on the scene. "Yoh and Anna were missing?!"

      A moment later he was sprawled on the ground.

      "That," Ren said with gritted teeth, "was your lamest joke yet."

      "Oh, yeah?" Chocolove retorted, his face still flat on the ground. "How's this for a joke? Actually it's not a joke…it was you and Horo—"

      "SHUT UP!" This time both Ren and Horo Horo stepped on him. Pirika and Tamao gave the three of them highly suspicious looks.

      "Master Yoh!" Ryu called excitedly. "I can give you some pointers on how to… *ehem* kiss properly…next time be sure to use your to—"

      "And, you're the kissing expert?" Jun Tao asked curiously. "Have you actually kissed anyone before?"

      "Of course I have!" Ryu exclaimed, looking affronted.

      Horo Horo gasped, pointing an accusing finger at Ryu and looking horrified. "YES! I remember you telling me something about your dog…poor doggie…"

      "No, wait!" Ren cut in. "How about that time when he told us that he sneaked into Lyserg's room…"

      Horo Horo's eyes widened. "I don't remember that one. You mean Lyserg—didn't lock it?!"

      Ren smirked. "Misery loves company."

      Horo Horo started snickering. "Yeah, so they say. And Lyserg has more angst than all the pop stars *coughAvrilLavignecough*in the world combined—"

      "I DID NOT TELL YOU THAT I SNEAKED INTO LYSERG'S ROOM!" Ryu yelled, turning beet red, as Horo Horo sang, "It's a daaaaamn cooooold niiiiiight…trying to figure ooooouuuut thiiiiiiiiis liiiiiiife…" under his breath, snickering all the while.  

      "You mean, you did sneak in?" Jun asked with an amused and at the same time horrified look on her face, and Ryu turned even more crimson.

      "ANYhow," Ren spoke up again, and Yoh and Anna, who were simply standing there while still holding hands and turning their heads to whoever was speaking, looked at him, "it was really gross to see you all over each other. AND to get a glimpse of your first kiss. Yuck." 

      Faust was mumbling something that sounded suspiciously like, "Yuck, right. You don't know how to kiss, you know how to bite—"

      "Were you saying something, Faust?" Ren demanded, his hair starting to grow longer on one end.

      "Oh, it's nothing," Faust said clearly, smiling widely as if he had a secret. This time it was Chocolove who snickered. He scooted away before Ren and Horo Horo could do him bodily harm again.

      Yoh and Anna exchanged glances, and seeming to speak with their eyes, came upon an agreement. They looked at everyone, Yoh grinning widely.

      "Who said that was our first kiss?" Anna said flippantly.

      "WHAT?!" shouted everyone, turning their attention back to them.

      With an almost devilish smile, Anna turned to Yoh, who wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her again. And, no, Yoh didn't use his…yeah, even if Ryu was continuously shouting, "Stick it in, STICK IT IN!" 

      They pulled away from each other and found, to their satisfaction, everyone looking dumbstruck. Well, except Ryu, who looked delighted that Yoh still needed kissing lessons.

      "Now it isn't!" Yoh announced cheerfully.

      Everybody face faulted.

      "I'm going back to bed!" Ren said after getting up. Those two morons think they're so great. Hmph. I am not jealous. Tomorrow, I think I'll sneak into Horo Horo's room…I wonder if he locks it? But Pirika might be there…oh well, a threesome wouldn't be bad… *evil smirk*

      Hao suddenly appeared, hidden in the shadows with Opacho. He observed the events for a while, smiling evilly at Ren's profile.

      "Opacho," he said, in his horribly dubbed girly voice, "I thought when the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed, all the immoral people were destroyed as well. Apparently one escaped alive. When I become Shaman King, I will have to make it a point to burn all gays alive."

      "But Master, does that mean you'll burn yourself alive too?" Opacho asked innocently.

      Hao started to cough violently, trying to cover his embarrassment as his face turned an interesting shade of red; Opacho patting his back and telling him to be quiet or Yoh and the others will know they were here.

      "Yeah, all of us should," Manta said, faking a yawn. "We've all had enough excitement for one night…" I just don't want to see them kiss again! Oh, Yoh, you broke my heart. I could have given you your first kiss…if you can just bend over…while I'm wearing elevator shoes… *sob*

      Hao, recovering from his coughing fit and still crouched in the dark, smirked knowingly. "There goes the boy who looked like he escaped from the daycare center…lusting after my little brother again. Remind me to flame him while he hangs upside-down."

      Opacho nodded. "Opacho doesn't like him either. He really should be put inside the daycare center."

      Hao laughed. "But you look like you came from there, too!"

      Opacho looked up at him. "But I definitely look cuter, don't I, Master?" Hao smiled in agreement.

      With that, they disappeared into the night.                 

      One by one, they all went away, leaving Anna and Yoh alone once more.

      Anna turned to Yoh. "When you wake up next morning, remember to add 20 more kilometers to your run, and a hundred more push-ups." At the incredulous look on his face, she added, "That's for pinning me to the ground and kissing me." She was expecting him to groan and moan about his added training.

      All he said was, "Sure, Anna!" with that incredibly idiotic but infectious grin on his face. "If I can kiss you again, I wouldn't mind at all."

      This time Anna was able to slap him real hard, knocking him out. "You pervert!" And she flounced off to go to sleep. "Sweet dreams," she added as an afterthought to his unconscious figure sprawled on the ground. Guess she solved his not being sleepy, after all.

-End-

Disclaimer (again): Lyrics found in this fic were taken from Avril Lavigne's song "I'm With You."

A/N once more all over again: (I told you I talk too much!) That was so weird, weird, and WEIRD! Umm, don't get me wrong. I like Avril Lavigne's songs, although not all. (Btw, I absolutely adore her song "Things I'll Never Say" ^^) What I'm pointing out is, her songs DO contain loads of angst, admit it. Hehe. So there. No offense meant to Avril fans out there!