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The Wonderful World of Disney
Chapter 6: It's Just A Fox
Shizuru-Kurama, you've been stalking this fox for an hour, when are we going to look for the others.
Kurama-Shh...hold on...I have observed that it is growing rapidly. It's almost an adult! Ah, wait..it spotted something...
Shizuru-Where's a video game when you need it...
Kurama-Ahh!!!
Shizuru-Hm?
Kurama-Todd...he's spotted another fox..
Shizuru-Oh? Are they fighting over their territory?
Kurama-No...
Shizuru- *leans against a tree* Then what's the point of mentioning it. So far, the fox has seen a bird, two cows, five dogs, thirteen blueberry pies sitting out in the window, and fifteen yards with the laundry hanging out to dry. What's so important about a fox?
Kurama-...*blink blink* you were actually keeping track?
Shizuru-What ELSE is there to do? So? What's so important about a passing fox? It's JUST a FOX Kurama...
Kurama-...
Shizuru-*glance* ?
Kurama-*blushes* It's female...
Shizuru-Oh, KURAMA! What's up with you?! Found true love, huh? Took you long enough with all those fangirls...but...A DIFFERENT SPECIES?!?! That's going a bit too far...*glance* Plus...I think you've got competition...*smirk*
Todd- So, sweet thing..? How about a walk through the woods...there's a beautiful place I've got to show you....of course...it doesn't even COMPARE to your beauty, Vixie...
Vixie-Oh, you know I get all nervous when someone comments on my looks...
Todd-You can't avoid that, fox. So...will you join me or what?
Vixie-You know I can't say no...
Todd-Then....this way...
Kurama-...You know...all of a sudden...I don't like that Kitsune anymore...
Shizuru-...
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*at the back door of the mansion*
Kuwabara-All right...this is it...
Keiko-Noo....I don't wanna go....
Kuwabara-*frazzled* Buh...But it I leave you here, then you might get hurt by that presence! The only weapon you have is your hands and your frying pan...oh...uh, by the way...where do you keep that frying pan?
Keiko-In my pocket.
Kuwabara-?????
Keiko-*doesn't want Kuwabara to think too much until his brain explodes* It's a Magical Anime Frying Pan.
Kuwabara-???????
Keiko-It's one of the many Magical Anime Items that comes along with being in an anime/manga.
VOICE-Nice commercial...
Keiko-Ahh! Sorry Kami-sama! I shan't do it again! *sob*
Kuwabara-Keiko! Are you ok?
VOICE-Ah...at least SOME people know how to respect others....unlike a certain SOMEONE I know...*somehow walks off*
Keiko and Kuwabara-????
*door of back mansion opens* *door squeaks*
Person coming out of door-Oh, dear, dear....oh, *looks at covered basket* shhhh.....shhhh...quiet...stop meowing!
Kuwabara-*thinks* Meowing=KITTIES! *big grin*
Keiko-Oh....Kuwabara...don't do anything, or he'll see us!
Kuwabara- *grins*
Person-Oh...hohoho! Now don't make a sound, kitties...you're my ticket to big bucks! Now that her fortune will no longer go to you cats, her fortune's going to go all to me! Now, onto the motorcycle...time to get rid of you annoying felines...
Kuwabara-*grin changes to frown* *spirit sword appears* I always knew the butler always did it...even though Yusuke said that there was no butler in the game Clue...
Keiko-Ulp...Kuwabara...
Person-Uh...who...who's there?
Kuwabara-ME! *destroys motorcycle*
Butler-Aaaugh! Black magic! You witch! *tries to run away*
Butler-Sorry, sir, just DON'T HURT ME!
Kuwabara-These cats belong to the lady inside, right?
Butler-Yes
Kuwabara-What're their names?
Butler-Duchess, Berlioz, Toulouse, & Marie...and, by the way...I'm Edgar...
Kuwabara-Edgar...huh? Yeah, that makes sense...your head's shaped like an egg..
Edgar-*mumbles*
Kuwabara-Awright...We're gonna march straight into that house and apologize to your boss, right, Mr. Edgar?
Edgar-We are?
Keiko-We are?
Kuwabara-*grabs edgar and Keiko and holds basket of kittens in mouth* Offu du dur kuku.
Keiko-???
Kuwabara-*indicates to door with head*
Keiko-Oh...*opens door*
*all go up to Madame's bedroom*
Kuwabara-*puts it on Madame's bed*
Madame-*wakes up* *screams* Augh! Demons!
Kuwabara-Actually, I'm a human, but I have two friends...uh...I don't know if you'd call Hiei a friend, but I know two demons. Hey lady, this guy's had experience. Trust me, the only one close to being a demon is the butler here, Edgar.
Madame-*still screaming* What strange clothing! And the face, it is so much uglier than I imagined! I must have died...
Keiko-Uh...let's just go...
Kuwabara-...I want a kitty.
Keiko-But...if you take one of the lady's kitties, she'll be sad..*points to lady, who is now petting all the cats*
Kuwabara-...Oh, okay...
*both walk outside*
Keiko-...It's raining...*sigh*
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Botan-If you're happy and ya know it clap your hands...*clap clap*
Hiei-The &$@# ?!
Botan-I'm happy! Can you tell?....oh, and language, Hiei, you know...
Hiei-Hn..
Botan-I'm happy cause you said you wouldn't run away!
Hiei-Hn...
~~~---Botan-Waaaaaait! Don't cut us off yet!
Hiei-???
Botan-We had such a short section, though!
Hiei-Hn, let the authoress end it when she wants to. *thinks* Then I can get a break from this baka
Botan-Oh...oh fine...
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Keiko-We have to find shelter! My dress! It's getting so SOAKED! Oh, I'm ruined!
Kuwabara-Uh...one of these old buildings gotta be open. *spots old rickety building* There! The light's on and everything!
Keiko-...But what if there's creepy people in there?
Kuwabara-...
Keiko-Oh, all right...at least it'll get us out of this rain...
*near the building*
Kuwabara-Ugh...the door's locked...*uses spirit gun to break door down*
Keiko-Nice going. Now the rain's going to blow in.
Kuwabara-*shrug*
Keiko-Plus..there's no one on this floor...let's go upstairs...
*and they continue up many flights of stairs until they reach the attic*
Kuwabara-What the...?
Keiko-Goodness me...
Thomas the Cat-Woah! We've got visitors...
Scat Cat-And they're HUMAN
English Cat-Oh, my...
Russian Cat-Now what are we gonna do?
Keiko-Gulp...now Kuwabara...try not to harass these kitties...
Kuwabara-*in awe* they...they can play the trumpet, the piano, the accordian, the bass, and the gitaur...all better than me! Plus...they talk....
Chinese Cat-Chopsticks! Chopsticks! Chop chop chop! *plays 'chopsticks' on piano*
Keiko-Kuwabara...I'm scared...
Kuwabara-*still in awe*
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Mushu-Yeah...you. Who else? That daisy over there?!
Daisy-Hi! *waves*
Yusuke-Um...*sweat drop* I'm Yusuke...are you dead too?
Yukina-Oh, me oh my...teehee.
Mushu-Now what, now WHAT kind of question is that? Huh? Huh? Are you trying to imply something??
Yusuke-Um...no...I just thought that maybe those people at the temple...
Mushu-I can breath fire. Don't mess with me, or you'll be toast!
Yusuke-Oh...really?
Mushu-Oh, want some proof, huh? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Watch and be amazed...*huff puff puff* *cough hack wheeze* Um...due to technical difficulties, the great Mushu cannot perform right now...
Yusuke-Oh, really...
Mushu-I'll be going now...
Yusuke-Not so fast! *grabs Mushu by tail*
Mushu-Huh? Whaddya want? Lemme go! Don't hurt me!
Yusuke-I want something...and I believe you can get it for me...
Mushu-Oh? Whaddya want? Just lemme go after this...
Yusuke-Beer.
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On the aristocrats: I know that the storyline up until Kuwabara comes is a bit different, but this IS my realm...^-^
Sorry Kurama fans...^-^ Of course the REAL Kurama would NEVER fall in love with a fox...;P
Okies....you know...read and review...
The Wonderful World of Disney
Chapter 6: It's Just A Fox
Shizuru-Kurama, you've been stalking this fox for an hour, when are we going to look for the others.
Kurama-Shh...hold on...I have observed that it is growing rapidly. It's almost an adult! Ah, wait..it spotted something...
Shizuru-Where's a video game when you need it...
Kurama-Ahh!!!
Shizuru-Hm?
Kurama-Todd...he's spotted another fox..
Shizuru-Oh? Are they fighting over their territory?
Kurama-No...
Shizuru- *leans against a tree* Then what's the point of mentioning it. So far, the fox has seen a bird, two cows, five dogs, thirteen blueberry pies sitting out in the window, and fifteen yards with the laundry hanging out to dry. What's so important about a fox?
Kurama-...*blink blink* you were actually keeping track?
Shizuru-What ELSE is there to do? So? What's so important about a passing fox? It's JUST a FOX Kurama...
Kurama-...
Shizuru-*glance* ?
Kurama-*blushes* It's female...
Shizuru-Oh, KURAMA! What's up with you?! Found true love, huh? Took you long enough with all those fangirls...but...A DIFFERENT SPECIES?!?! That's going a bit too far...*glance* Plus...I think you've got competition...*smirk*
Todd- So, sweet thing..? How about a walk through the woods...there's a beautiful place I've got to show you....of course...it doesn't even COMPARE to your beauty, Vixie...
Vixie-Oh, you know I get all nervous when someone comments on my looks...
Todd-You can't avoid that, fox. So...will you join me or what?
Vixie-You know I can't say no...
Todd-Then....this way...
Kurama-...You know...all of a sudden...I don't like that Kitsune anymore...
Shizuru-...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*at the back door of the mansion*
Kuwabara-All right...this is it...
Keiko-Noo....I don't wanna go....
Kuwabara-*frazzled* Buh...But it I leave you here, then you might get hurt by that presence! The only weapon you have is your hands and your frying pan...oh...uh, by the way...where do you keep that frying pan?
Keiko-In my pocket.
Kuwabara-?????
Keiko-*doesn't want Kuwabara to think too much until his brain explodes* It's a Magical Anime Frying Pan.
Kuwabara-???????
Keiko-It's one of the many Magical Anime Items that comes along with being in an anime/manga.
VOICE-Nice commercial...
Keiko-Ahh! Sorry Kami-sama! I shan't do it again! *sob*
Kuwabara-Keiko! Are you ok?
VOICE-Ah...at least SOME people know how to respect others....unlike a certain SOMEONE I know...*somehow walks off*
Keiko and Kuwabara-????
*door of back mansion opens* *door squeaks*
Person coming out of door-Oh, dear, dear....oh, *looks at covered basket* shhhh.....shhhh...quiet...stop meowing!
Kuwabara-*thinks* Meowing=KITTIES! *big grin*
Keiko-Oh....Kuwabara...don't do anything, or he'll see us!
Kuwabara- *grins*
Person-Oh...hohoho! Now don't make a sound, kitties...you're my ticket to big bucks! Now that her fortune will no longer go to you cats, her fortune's going to go all to me! Now, onto the motorcycle...time to get rid of you annoying felines...
Kuwabara-*grin changes to frown* *spirit sword appears* I always knew the butler always did it...even though Yusuke said that there was no butler in the game Clue...
Keiko-Ulp...Kuwabara...
Person-Uh...who...who's there?
Kuwabara-ME! *destroys motorcycle*
Butler-Aaaugh! Black magic! You witch! *tries to run away*
Butler-Sorry, sir, just DON'T HURT ME!
Kuwabara-These cats belong to the lady inside, right?
Butler-Yes
Kuwabara-What're their names?
Butler-Duchess, Berlioz, Toulouse, & Marie...and, by the way...I'm Edgar...
Kuwabara-Edgar...huh? Yeah, that makes sense...your head's shaped like an egg..
Edgar-*mumbles*
Kuwabara-Awright...We're gonna march straight into that house and apologize to your boss, right, Mr. Edgar?
Edgar-We are?
Keiko-We are?
Kuwabara-*grabs edgar and Keiko and holds basket of kittens in mouth* Offu du dur kuku.
Keiko-???
Kuwabara-*indicates to door with head*
Keiko-Oh...*opens door*
*all go up to Madame's bedroom*
Kuwabara-*puts it on Madame's bed*
Madame-*wakes up* *screams* Augh! Demons!
Kuwabara-Actually, I'm a human, but I have two friends...uh...I don't know if you'd call Hiei a friend, but I know two demons. Hey lady, this guy's had experience. Trust me, the only one close to being a demon is the butler here, Edgar.
Madame-*still screaming* What strange clothing! And the face, it is so much uglier than I imagined! I must have died...
Keiko-Uh...let's just go...
Kuwabara-...I want a kitty.
Keiko-But...if you take one of the lady's kitties, she'll be sad..*points to lady, who is now petting all the cats*
Kuwabara-...Oh, okay...
*both walk outside*
Keiko-...It's raining...*sigh*
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Botan-If you're happy and ya know it clap your hands...*clap clap*
Hiei-The &$@# ?!
Botan-I'm happy! Can you tell?....oh, and language, Hiei, you know...
Hiei-Hn..
Botan-I'm happy cause you said you wouldn't run away!
Hiei-Hn...
~~~---Botan-Waaaaaait! Don't cut us off yet!
Hiei-???
Botan-We had such a short section, though!
Hiei-Hn, let the authoress end it when she wants to. *thinks* Then I can get a break from this baka
Botan-Oh...oh fine...
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Keiko-We have to find shelter! My dress! It's getting so SOAKED! Oh, I'm ruined!
Kuwabara-Uh...one of these old buildings gotta be open. *spots old rickety building* There! The light's on and everything!
Keiko-...But what if there's creepy people in there?
Kuwabara-...
Keiko-Oh, all right...at least it'll get us out of this rain...
*near the building*
Kuwabara-Ugh...the door's locked...*uses spirit gun to break door down*
Keiko-Nice going. Now the rain's going to blow in.
Kuwabara-*shrug*
Keiko-Plus..there's no one on this floor...let's go upstairs...
*and they continue up many flights of stairs until they reach the attic*
Kuwabara-What the...?
Keiko-Goodness me...
Thomas the Cat-Woah! We've got visitors...
Scat Cat-And they're HUMAN
English Cat-Oh, my...
Russian Cat-Now what are we gonna do?
Keiko-Gulp...now Kuwabara...try not to harass these kitties...
Kuwabara-*in awe* they...they can play the trumpet, the piano, the accordian, the bass, and the gitaur...all better than me! Plus...they talk....
Chinese Cat-Chopsticks! Chopsticks! Chop chop chop! *plays 'chopsticks' on piano*
Keiko-Kuwabara...I'm scared...
Kuwabara-*still in awe*
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Mushu-Yeah...you. Who else? That daisy over there?!
Daisy-Hi! *waves*
Yusuke-Um...*sweat drop* I'm Yusuke...are you dead too?
Yukina-Oh, me oh my...teehee.
Mushu-Now what, now WHAT kind of question is that? Huh? Huh? Are you trying to imply something??
Yusuke-Um...no...I just thought that maybe those people at the temple...
Mushu-I can breath fire. Don't mess with me, or you'll be toast!
Yusuke-Oh...really?
Mushu-Oh, want some proof, huh? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh? Watch and be amazed...*huff puff puff* *cough hack wheeze* Um...due to technical difficulties, the great Mushu cannot perform right now...
Yusuke-Oh, really...
Mushu-I'll be going now...
Yusuke-Not so fast! *grabs Mushu by tail*
Mushu-Huh? Whaddya want? Lemme go! Don't hurt me!
Yusuke-I want something...and I believe you can get it for me...
Mushu-Oh? Whaddya want? Just lemme go after this...
Yusuke-Beer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
On the aristocrats: I know that the storyline up until Kuwabara comes is a bit different, but this IS my realm...^-^
Sorry Kurama fans...^-^ Of course the REAL Kurama would NEVER fall in love with a fox...;P
Okies....you know...read and review...