Heehee, I was lazy and didn't work on my other stories much, but I wrote
this instead! Hn...It is your typical YYH commercial...just a random thing
that came into my head...
Disclaimer-I don't own YYH, Lucky Charms, or anything else in this story besides...maybe...kami-sama. Hmph.
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*YYH crew pops up*
Yusuke-Where are we?!
Kurama-Kami-sama! Where have you taken us?
Kami-sama-A commercial break. See? That's the Lucky Charms HQ.
All-*looks at hut*
Kuwabara-Let's see what Lucky's cooking up this time!
Kurama-There's nothing else to do...
Hiei-Hn (Hiei language for 'I agree')
All-*peeks through window* *sees Jin*
Jin-*is making marshmallows fly around with his wind power* Hearts, stars, horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows, and big red balloons! Heehee! That's me Lucky Charms!
Yusuke-*falls through window* J...J...Jin! What're you doing here?!
Jin-Oh! Why hello, Yusuke! What am I doing here? I just popped up! Why?
Yusuke-*mutters* Stupid kami-sama
VOICE-I heard that!
Yusuke-*strangely floats up* Hey! You were the one who made me say that!!
VOICE-True...
Yusuke-*dropped and lands down really hard* Oww...
Jin-Anyways, I popped up here and saw these marshmallows...and I just started to play with them...no earthly reason...Eheeheehee! Yusuke-So you played with them for no earthly reason...
Jin-Well, maybe I played with them because...they're magically delicious?
Yusuke-*face fault*
Hiei-*eats a marshmallow (a rainbow)* Hn...boom?
Jin-*sees this* *gathers marshmallows* Well, you can't have them! I got them first! You'll never catch me lucky charms!
Kuwabara-Oh, Yeah? Just watch us!
Yusuke-*sweatdrop*
Kurama-Hn
Hiei-*enraged and angry* WATCH IT, FOX, THAT'S MY LINE! Grrrr...*hits poor Kurama on the head*
Jin-*flies away*
Kuwabara-He's getting away!!
Kurama-I will help you get the marshmallows *Isn't Kurama just so sickenly sweet? (twitches)*
Yusuke-You can go look like a bunch of dummies, but I'm not moving an inch!
Hiei-Hn. (Translation: Ditto)
VOICE-Hmmmm.then I'll MAKE you go!
Yusuke-Nooooooo! You can't make me!
Hiei-Hn! (Translation: Noo! You can't make me go either!)*waves katana at sky*
VOICE-Oh, really?
*Yusuke's right foot attaches to Kuwabara's left foot and a dog collar (with spikes!) and leash appears on Hiei and the handle floats to Kurama*
VOICE-Go! Go chase Jin! He already got a head start!
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*tries to run, but trip and fall*
Kurama-*starts running while pulling Hiei's leash*
Hiei-*is being choked* Urk...
Kurama-*stops and waits for Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Jin-*flies over to see what's taking so long* Are ya gonna chase me or what?
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*try to stand but fall*
Yusuke-It's not fair, kami-sama! Kurama and Hiei get it easier!
Hiei-I suggest you rephrase that...urk...*is getting choked*
Kurama-*is running over to help Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Hiei-Grr! Baka Kitsune! *sets Kurama's hair on fire* Bwah! Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! (Apparently still on sugar high)
Kurama-Noo! My hair! My beautiful hair! *releases leash*
Hiei-*quietly escapes*
Jin-Aw! My ears are shrinking! This is boring!
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*tries to get up, but trip and fall*
Kurama-My precious hair! Nooooooooooo!
Hiei-*sneaksneak*
Jin-Hellooooooooo?
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*trips and falls*
Hiei-*sneakysneaky*
Kurama-MY BEAUTIFUL, SILKY HAIR!
Jin-*gets irritated* *dumps a pot of gold marshmallows on Kurama to smother the fire* *makes Yusuke and Kuwabara sit on a floating red balloon marshmallow* *throws a marshmallow horseshoe at Hiei*
Yusuke-Wooow...I can finally see something besides the floor...
Kurama-My hair! *hugs it*
Hiei-*unconscious*
Jin-*flies away*
Kuwabara-Hey! He's getting away! Let's go!
Yusuke-If you haven't noticed, Kuwabara, we are currently floating on a red marshmallow balloon!!!
Kuwabara-...Oh...SPIRIT SWORD! *uses sword like a pole on a gondola*
Yusuke-*blinks*
Kurama-*blinks*
VOICE-*blinks*
Hiei-*uh...doesn't blink*
All except Hiei-*thinks* Kuwabara did something smart! The world's gonna end!
Kuwabara-*rows after Jin*
Kurama-*runs after Jin dragging unconscious Hiei*
Kuwabara-Kurama! Use your Rose Whip!
Kurama-*uses it and misses*
Kuwabara-Use your Spirit Gun, Yusuke!
Yusuke-No.
Kuwabara-WHY NOT?! YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET LUCKY GET AWAY?!
Yusuke-It's Jin, you baka, and yeah, I'm gonna let him get away.
Jin-*suddenly stops* Hey! Heeeeeeeey! Put me down!
VOICE-Hey, guys! Get him while I'm holding him!
Kuwabara-Yeah! We're gonna finally get Lucky's Lucky Charms!
Jin-Nooooooo! You can't have them! They're mine! MINE!
Hiei-X_X
Kurama-I'll tie him up, is that okay, Kuwabara?
Kuwabara-Heehee! Yeah!
*black portal opens and everyone starts to get sucked into it*
Yusuke-H...hey! What's happening!
Kuwabara-I haven't gotten Lucky's marshmallows yet!
VOICE-I'm getting tired of this commercial. I'm changing channels.
Everyone-????
Yusuke-Just one more question, am I still gonna be stuck to Kuwabara?
Voice-Yes, no, maybe so! You'll just have to see!
Yusuke-YOU ARE SO CRUEL, DID YOU KNOW THAT?! *gets sucked in*
Jin-My Lucky Charms! All mine! They will never take them-*gets sucked in*
Everyone else-*gets sucked in*
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What commercial will be next? If you want, you can request one.
Disclaimer-I don't own YYH, Lucky Charms, or anything else in this story besides...maybe...kami-sama. Hmph.
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*YYH crew pops up*
Yusuke-Where are we?!
Kurama-Kami-sama! Where have you taken us?
Kami-sama-A commercial break. See? That's the Lucky Charms HQ.
All-*looks at hut*
Kuwabara-Let's see what Lucky's cooking up this time!
Kurama-There's nothing else to do...
Hiei-Hn (Hiei language for 'I agree')
All-*peeks through window* *sees Jin*
Jin-*is making marshmallows fly around with his wind power* Hearts, stars, horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows, and big red balloons! Heehee! That's me Lucky Charms!
Yusuke-*falls through window* J...J...Jin! What're you doing here?!
Jin-Oh! Why hello, Yusuke! What am I doing here? I just popped up! Why?
Yusuke-*mutters* Stupid kami-sama
VOICE-I heard that!
Yusuke-*strangely floats up* Hey! You were the one who made me say that!!
VOICE-True...
Yusuke-*dropped and lands down really hard* Oww...
Jin-Anyways, I popped up here and saw these marshmallows...and I just started to play with them...no earthly reason...Eheeheehee! Yusuke-So you played with them for no earthly reason...
Jin-Well, maybe I played with them because...they're magically delicious?
Yusuke-*face fault*
Hiei-*eats a marshmallow (a rainbow)* Hn...boom?
Jin-*sees this* *gathers marshmallows* Well, you can't have them! I got them first! You'll never catch me lucky charms!
Kuwabara-Oh, Yeah? Just watch us!
Yusuke-*sweatdrop*
Kurama-Hn
Hiei-*enraged and angry* WATCH IT, FOX, THAT'S MY LINE! Grrrr...*hits poor Kurama on the head*
Jin-*flies away*
Kuwabara-He's getting away!!
Kurama-I will help you get the marshmallows *Isn't Kurama just so sickenly sweet? (twitches)*
Yusuke-You can go look like a bunch of dummies, but I'm not moving an inch!
Hiei-Hn. (Translation: Ditto)
VOICE-Hmmmm.then I'll MAKE you go!
Yusuke-Nooooooo! You can't make me!
Hiei-Hn! (Translation: Noo! You can't make me go either!)*waves katana at sky*
VOICE-Oh, really?
*Yusuke's right foot attaches to Kuwabara's left foot and a dog collar (with spikes!) and leash appears on Hiei and the handle floats to Kurama*
VOICE-Go! Go chase Jin! He already got a head start!
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*tries to run, but trip and fall*
Kurama-*starts running while pulling Hiei's leash*
Hiei-*is being choked* Urk...
Kurama-*stops and waits for Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Jin-*flies over to see what's taking so long* Are ya gonna chase me or what?
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*try to stand but fall*
Yusuke-It's not fair, kami-sama! Kurama and Hiei get it easier!
Hiei-I suggest you rephrase that...urk...*is getting choked*
Kurama-*is running over to help Yusuke and Kuwabara*
Hiei-Grr! Baka Kitsune! *sets Kurama's hair on fire* Bwah! Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!! (Apparently still on sugar high)
Kurama-Noo! My hair! My beautiful hair! *releases leash*
Hiei-*quietly escapes*
Jin-Aw! My ears are shrinking! This is boring!
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*tries to get up, but trip and fall*
Kurama-My precious hair! Nooooooooooo!
Hiei-*sneaksneak*
Jin-Hellooooooooo?
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*trips and falls*
Hiei-*sneakysneaky*
Kurama-MY BEAUTIFUL, SILKY HAIR!
Jin-*gets irritated* *dumps a pot of gold marshmallows on Kurama to smother the fire* *makes Yusuke and Kuwabara sit on a floating red balloon marshmallow* *throws a marshmallow horseshoe at Hiei*
Yusuke-Wooow...I can finally see something besides the floor...
Kurama-My hair! *hugs it*
Hiei-*unconscious*
Jin-*flies away*
Kuwabara-Hey! He's getting away! Let's go!
Yusuke-If you haven't noticed, Kuwabara, we are currently floating on a red marshmallow balloon!!!
Kuwabara-...Oh...SPIRIT SWORD! *uses sword like a pole on a gondola*
Yusuke-*blinks*
Kurama-*blinks*
VOICE-*blinks*
Hiei-*uh...doesn't blink*
All except Hiei-*thinks* Kuwabara did something smart! The world's gonna end!
Kuwabara-*rows after Jin*
Kurama-*runs after Jin dragging unconscious Hiei*
Kuwabara-Kurama! Use your Rose Whip!
Kurama-*uses it and misses*
Kuwabara-Use your Spirit Gun, Yusuke!
Yusuke-No.
Kuwabara-WHY NOT?! YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET LUCKY GET AWAY?!
Yusuke-It's Jin, you baka, and yeah, I'm gonna let him get away.
Jin-*suddenly stops* Hey! Heeeeeeeey! Put me down!
VOICE-Hey, guys! Get him while I'm holding him!
Kuwabara-Yeah! We're gonna finally get Lucky's Lucky Charms!
Jin-Nooooooo! You can't have them! They're mine! MINE!
Hiei-X_X
Kurama-I'll tie him up, is that okay, Kuwabara?
Kuwabara-Heehee! Yeah!
*black portal opens and everyone starts to get sucked into it*
Yusuke-H...hey! What's happening!
Kuwabara-I haven't gotten Lucky's marshmallows yet!
VOICE-I'm getting tired of this commercial. I'm changing channels.
Everyone-????
Yusuke-Just one more question, am I still gonna be stuck to Kuwabara?
Voice-Yes, no, maybe so! You'll just have to see!
Yusuke-YOU ARE SO CRUEL, DID YOU KNOW THAT?! *gets sucked in*
Jin-My Lucky Charms! All mine! They will never take them-*gets sucked in*
Everyone else-*gets sucked in*
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What commercial will be next? If you want, you can request one.