Well here we are again, in the wonderful world of Shrek. Remember from the
previous chapter that Shrek got very mad at Donkey----
~Shrek sits at home, still sulking in his depression when suddenly Donkey comes trotting up and bangs on Shrek's door.~
Shrek: Donkey, you know what you did to me, don't even bother saying anything, just go away.
Donkey: (as he disguises his voice) It's me, Fiona.
Shrek: Oh, okay, come in.
Donkey: HA! I fooled you!
Shrek: Oh darn, I figured it was Fiona again, because she came earlier.
Donkey: Well, I came to say that I am sorry.
Shrek: Why should I believe that??
Donkey: Because, Miss Piggy here never wanted to be with me, she thought you were the ugliest beast ever. And that is what she was looking for.
Shrek: Yeah right, who would want to be with an Ogre like me??!!
Donkey: She does.
Shrek: Fine, I forgive you and I'll go on a date with her. Where does she want to take me?
Donkey: To the wax museum.
Shrek: Oh great, an Ogre and a "groundpig" on a date to the wax museum! What fun!
Donkey: Come on, give her a chance!
Shrek: Fine. I will then.
~Shrek and Miss Piggy head off to the wax museum where they have a great time. Shrek proposes to her. She says yes and they're happily married. All the while, Donkey still has no one~
Donkey: Shrek, this isn't fair, no one like's me.
Shrek: Surely we'll find you someone!
Donkey: Yeah, when I can fly-wait I forgot, I already DID fly in the origional Shrek movie!!!!
Shrek: Exactly.anything can happen!
Donkey: Maybe you're right!
Shrek: I have a question, Donkey.
Donkey: What's that, Shrek?
Shrek: Are you gay?
Donkey: No, I am bisexual. I am just so ashamed of it, that I never told anyone.
Shrek: oh-well then----
Donkey: Yes.
Shrek: I think I have the perfect person for you!
Donkey: Who is that?
Shrek: Lord Farquaad's mirror!!!! You know, that talking one?!
Donkey: Oh shut up, what the heck, you want me to marry a mirror??
Shrek: I guess you're right---
Donkey: Hmm...
Shrek: OHHH I know!!!! You can marry Snow White! She-or He-is a transsexual! She-or He-was once a man! It's perfect for you!
Donkey: YEAH!!!! He's a beautiful woman!
~okay, I know you're thinking, this is really dumb..but I couldn't think of anything else. Anyway, Donkey and Snow White went on a date and got married. Donkey and Shrek are both happily married to their "Wives".~
Author's End Note: Yeah yeah, it's my first story, so it's pretty dumb. My next one will be better, I promise!!! So, ta-ta for now. until my next story-thanks for reading!
~Shrek sits at home, still sulking in his depression when suddenly Donkey comes trotting up and bangs on Shrek's door.~
Shrek: Donkey, you know what you did to me, don't even bother saying anything, just go away.
Donkey: (as he disguises his voice) It's me, Fiona.
Shrek: Oh, okay, come in.
Donkey: HA! I fooled you!
Shrek: Oh darn, I figured it was Fiona again, because she came earlier.
Donkey: Well, I came to say that I am sorry.
Shrek: Why should I believe that??
Donkey: Because, Miss Piggy here never wanted to be with me, she thought you were the ugliest beast ever. And that is what she was looking for.
Shrek: Yeah right, who would want to be with an Ogre like me??!!
Donkey: She does.
Shrek: Fine, I forgive you and I'll go on a date with her. Where does she want to take me?
Donkey: To the wax museum.
Shrek: Oh great, an Ogre and a "groundpig" on a date to the wax museum! What fun!
Donkey: Come on, give her a chance!
Shrek: Fine. I will then.
~Shrek and Miss Piggy head off to the wax museum where they have a great time. Shrek proposes to her. She says yes and they're happily married. All the while, Donkey still has no one~
Donkey: Shrek, this isn't fair, no one like's me.
Shrek: Surely we'll find you someone!
Donkey: Yeah, when I can fly-wait I forgot, I already DID fly in the origional Shrek movie!!!!
Shrek: Exactly.anything can happen!
Donkey: Maybe you're right!
Shrek: I have a question, Donkey.
Donkey: What's that, Shrek?
Shrek: Are you gay?
Donkey: No, I am bisexual. I am just so ashamed of it, that I never told anyone.
Shrek: oh-well then----
Donkey: Yes.
Shrek: I think I have the perfect person for you!
Donkey: Who is that?
Shrek: Lord Farquaad's mirror!!!! You know, that talking one?!
Donkey: Oh shut up, what the heck, you want me to marry a mirror??
Shrek: I guess you're right---
Donkey: Hmm...
Shrek: OHHH I know!!!! You can marry Snow White! She-or He-is a transsexual! She-or He-was once a man! It's perfect for you!
Donkey: YEAH!!!! He's a beautiful woman!
~okay, I know you're thinking, this is really dumb..but I couldn't think of anything else. Anyway, Donkey and Snow White went on a date and got married. Donkey and Shrek are both happily married to their "Wives".~
Author's End Note: Yeah yeah, it's my first story, so it's pretty dumb. My next one will be better, I promise!!! So, ta-ta for now. until my next story-thanks for reading!