Okay, this came out faster than I intended. There are two versions, please if you like one don't yell at me for the other!
Also, these aren't my best writing. They're not intended to be. ^_^() I'd rather you not judge the story on these. Meant to satisfy some reviewer's I've grown attached to. (Don't worry, not in the crazy-stalker way, more in the thanks-for-reviewing-so-much way!)
VERSION 1 - Snape/Lucius, warning: random. Weird. Even more OOCness and doesn't really follow the plot line.
Of course, Cornelius Fudge let Lucius out of Azkaban in a month. This wasn't strange. What was strange was that Lucius refused to join Voldemort. After getting a proper divorce from a willing Narcissa, he set about the proper way of courting Severus Snape.
Turned out, all it took was a sincere puppy-dog eyes glance. Who would have thought?
Narcissa and Gilderoy Lockhart teamed up to plan Harry and Draco's wedding. The combination of the two of their, uh… skills led to a lot of pink pixies and white suits. Turned out the two didn't combine to well.
And Harry and Draco weren't much help. They kept trying to kiss during the ceremony. Albus Dumbledore, the minister, had to convince them that it made it better if they waited until he gave them permission to do so.
The Mexicans grew up and, instead of getting normal jobs, formed a singing group called… the Mexicans. They ended up as popular as the Weird Sisters, sung at Harry and Draco's wedding, and constantly got in strange situations. For two of their members kept trying to snog at band gigs, one of them chased after another, and the third tried to pry his younger brother off the poor lone girl in the band.
And, cliched though it may be, they all lived happily ever after.
VERSION 2 – The slightly more normal version, still doesn't make a lot of sense. X_x
The war went on, and Harry and Draco were forced to get slightly more serious. A large break-out at Azkaban occurred. Severus Snape went home to find Lucius lounging on his bed, expecting to be sheltered. What Lucius didn't know was that he'd picked the night Severus had been exposed.
Death Eaters stormed his house. Still slightly insane, Lucius decided to side with Severus. They fought against the men, seeming about to lose until Narcissa trotted in, looking for Lucius. She cast strong Fascination Spells on the Death Eaters, who suddenly started examining the interesting paneling on the walls, took two seconds to explain that she'd heard about the breakout and knew this was where her husband was headed, and dragged them out of the house. Lucius and Snape and Narcissa ended up spending the four months until the war was over in Gilderoy Lockhart's very pink apartment.
As for Harry and Draco…
They were tortured horribly.
They were pushed around.
They were forced to do things no decent human should have to do.
Yes, Narcissa decided to throw them a big, fancy wizarding wedding.
Ron and Neville got married several months after Harry and Draco. Hermione and Colin and Luna spent the rest of their lives hiding from Dennis. Because although he grew into "Hogwart's Hunkiest," was chased after by girls around the world, and made millions of Galleons posing for Witch's Weekly magazine, he still harbored an unnatural obsession for Luna.
Despite the insanity that ran abound; or maybe because of it, they lived happily ever after.
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And that's the real end. ^_^ Okay, I loved working on this fic. Thanks everyone sooo much for your positive comments! Oh, and since I almost lifted a line from the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix book jacket, I better reiterate that I don't own that. ::snorts::
So, let's review a final chapter! Come on… for old time's sake! ^_____^
Signing off,
DarkShadowFlame