A/N: Hey guys! THIS is how WWE SHOULD happen these days! Now listen, I'm gonna update 2-times a week. One update on Sunday (RAW updates) and the other one on Wednesday (SMACKDOWN!) this story takes place right after Summer Slam so READ on! There are some slashes along the way, couples like Jeff/Trish, Matt/Lita (yep!) Triple H/Steph? Read on and review!

Disclaimer: All matches, Wrestlers and Vince Mcmahon doesn't belong to me, they belong to WWE . . . BUT the story here is what SHOULD happen on both Raw and Smackdown!

***SPOILERS*** ( . . . I think,)

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Week One: RAW! (25/8/2003)

Clips from last night's Summer Slam were shown.

. 6- men, (Triple H, Goldberg, Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Y2J Chris Jericho and Randy Orton), 1 Cage (The Elimination Chamber) 1 title! first, Nash had knocked Randy Orton out ease, then Triple H defeated Nash with a pedigree, HBK and Y2J entered with their own privet brawl which had resulted both HHH and Y2J bloodying up Shawn. As the few precious seconds of time ended, the undefeatable GOLDBERG entered the chamber and quickly knocked out Y2J (He was next!). It had came down to HHH, HBK and Goldberg. Both Bill and Shawn took their advantage against Triple H at once. But when Shawn tried to pin his former friend, Goldberg speared HBK through a bulletproof glass. After 20 more blood-filling minutes, Triple H lost to a Jack-knife power-bomb! The winner and NEW World Heavyweight Champion – GOLDBERG!!!!

Opening song and the pyro hits

J.R: GOLDBERG Has Won the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! He has survived and ELIMINATED 5 OTHER MEN TO GAIN RAW'S most prestigious title! WELCOME everybody to WWE RAW LIVE From Boston Texas! I'm JIM ROSS here at ringside along with JERRY 'The King' LAWER!

King: It's good ta' have you BACK J.R! But the most important thing tonight is Goldberg's title!

J.R: Indeed it is King, that man hasn't lost ANY match in his entire career! Just THINK how Evolution feels about this?

King: Well Goldberg's gonna have his hand full 'cause tonight the main event, chosen by Steve Austin, is gonna be Goldberg in a non-title match against the Kane!

J.R: Also tonight, Mr. McMahon is coming here on RAW to announce a 'surprise that will rock the WWE to the core' What do you think that means King?

King: I have NO idea J.R! The last time Mr. McMahon was here was about 2 weeks ago when he came to talk with Kane!

Suddenly GOLDBERG'S Theme song hits loud

J.R: And the WHC is here! Goldberg is here!

The unmatched and undefeated World Heavyweight Champion walked towards the ring, his newly-won golden title was kept across his right shoulder. Bill Goldberg was a middle-aged wrestler. Though all these years including WCW as a wrestler, he never felt so proud. The belt that had his name printed with gold, was the Heavyweight Championship of the world. That meant NO other fighter in the Wrestling business was stronger, or more powerful than he was. Sure, Brock Lesner in 'SMACKDOWN!' was the 'WWE Champion'. But that meant Lesner was the most powerful wrestler in World Wrestling Entertainment. Goldberg's belt meant that he was the champion of the World! Not WWE, not WCW, not ECW, but Earth it self. He was the strongest wrestler on Earth! And he wouldn't give it away without a good match.

As the new champion slid into the ring, with mike-in-hand. The crowd cheered his name, they shouted and screamed, they were the fans Goldberg respected so. He tried to speak, but the fans wouldn't let him. They continued to cheer and chant. His name; GOLDBERG!, over and over again.

Bill couldn't help but smile, he tried again: "As many of yo . . ." and failed again.

'GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!' had cut-off his line. Grinning this time, Bill spoke out before his emotions could, "As many of you . . ." 'GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!'

"You all know!" 'GOLDBERG! GOLDBERG!' . . . "Yeah . . ." The champion still had his grin, "That's the name of the game! I am your New World Heavyweight Champion!" Bill's scream echoed through the mic. And his fans took that echo and screamed as loud as their lungs could.

A crowd with the population of 5000, the fans of Boston Texas, they would cheer and chant all night if they had to. Goldberg's popularity had indeed expanded over the last few months. And last night was no exception.

"Okay, enough already!" He spat out on the mic. Not meaning it for even a second. The crowd continued to scream.

"Y'know," Bill could at last speak, "Last night, at Summer Slam. I had defeated Triple H." more loud shouts "hmm . . . yeah, and in doing SO, I have also defeated EVOLUTION! There is NO WAY Hunter Hearst Hemsley is gonna come out here tonight, or for the next 2 weeks! That guy is done for!" the crowd cheers 'yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!'

"But that takes me to YOU Shawn Micheals." Warned the New World champion. "I speared 2 times last night! And one of them had resulted you being pushed through a 5 centimeter thick, bullet proof glass! I'm surprised to see that you are . . ."

The sound of glass breaking filled the ring. The co-General Manager of Raw, Steve Austin emerged.

J.R: Stone-Cold is here! The G.M is here!

Steve Austin . . . his name was now Steve Austin. Not 'Stone Cold' or 'The Rattle Snake', just plain old Steve Austin. Being the RAW general manager had changed his life as a professional wrestler forever. He retired his wrestling skills only to provide his talent to make interesting matches for the fans who also loved him so much. His crappy CO-G.M Eric Bischoff, on the other hand, was just a slime who wanted power. But Bischoff wasn't here tonight. And Austin wouldn't be in-charge all night because of the owner's arrival.

Grabbing a mike from the corner, Steve climbed in the ring to confront the confused champion.

"What the hell . . .?" Goldberg asked, he didn't want to fight Austin. But the G.M did cut him off.

"Sorry . . ." Austin said on the not-so-steadied-mic. "Sorry for the interruption." He apologized one more time clearly.

"Whaddyou want?"

"What, I just wanna congratulate you for the title Bill."

"Yeah is that why you cut me off in the middle of my announcement?" Goldberg's voice was gruff. He was one of those persons whom you don't wanna mess with.

"Sorry man. No hard feelings,"

"Bah! I'm out of here," and with that, the champ started walking out of the ring. A mix of 'YEAH's and 'BOO's traveled through the crowd.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop." But Goldberg wouldn't listen, he left the ring for no apparent reason. "What? Get back in here!" He left, the crowed booed at Steve Austin. And although he didn't say it on the mic. He shrugged sarcastically.

J.R: I don't understand! Is Goldberg afraid of Austin?

King: No, he just doesn't trust him.

J.R: Why? Austin is an honest person these days.

King: 'D.TA' remember J.R? That was Steve Austin's punch-line, 'Don't Trust Anybody'.

J.R: That was STONE COLD'S punch-line King. He is our General Manager. You have to trust him.

King: Hey look, look! He's saying something.

Even though Bill Goldberg was out of the ring, Steve Austin had some business to take care of. He adjusted the mic to his mouth and proceeded:

"Well, Goldberg here just ran off for some-reason. All I wanted was to congratulate the guy! Anyway, (big pussy)."

King: Huh!

"Anyway, tonight, my fellow G.M Eric Bischoff isn't here. He isn't here 'cause his agent phoned a few minutes ago . . . and said that Bischoff isn't in his 100% 'Condition'. Said that Bischoff was injured during his match with Shane! Well Eric, I got one thing to say to you:" Steve waited a few seconds, rubbing his nose and then called aloud the very old chant you would here in the 1st grade: "Pok pokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpokpopPUCK!" (i.e. the sound of a chicken)

King: huh! Is he calling Bischoff a chicken? Ha, ha.

"So, because Eric isn't around tonight. Officially, I am gonna be in charge until Mr. McMahon arrives." loud yeas

"And for starters, I have booked tonight's main-event to be a non-title match against your NEW World Heavyweight Champion, GOLDBERG and the unleashed monster KANE!"

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"Oh and, letsnotforget the return of two great wrestlers: The sexy WWE Diva Trish Stratus! And former intercontinental champion – Jeefff Harrdy!" The crowd's reaction was surprising. Steve didn't know how much people liked Jeff and Trish. "Have a great time guys," and as soon as Steve's words were finished. The old Hardy Boys music hit, and the youngest Hardy stepped out, hand-in-hand with his girlfriend Trish.

J.R: Jeff Hardy is back, folks! Jeff and Trish in action NEXT!

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J.R: Welcome back, everybody. You are just in the middle of the returning match between Jeff Hardy and Lance Storm.

King: Awe, poor Trish, she seems terrified J.R!

J.R: It has been 3 months since both Jeff and Trish took some vacation time from the ring. Even after losing the Intercontinental title, Jeff is now on a match that could be his road to ranking for the Int. title.

'Two minutes and thirty-nine seconds' Jeff mentally noted. His first match in months and he was already getting pinned by this stupid cruiserweighter! Jeff had received two German-suplexes, a DDT and a scoop slam, on the last 2 minutes. Only 3 slams, that wasn't enough. He used to be Chokeslammed through 6 tables once. Of course, that was when he used to work with his older brother who provided the win. But now, Jeff was on his own. He could hear the referee counting, "2!" over on his left, Trish, the only person who he loves by heart. His G/F. She was screaming him to get up.

He had to win this match now. Knowing that only one other way could help him out of this mess, Jeff Hardy placed his ankle on the bottom rope just before the last '3' count.

'Saved' he thought. Lance Storm picked him up and positioned for another slam. But this time, Jeff Hardy countered with a dropkick that hit Lance right across the face, causing him to grab his jaw in pain. Lance's back was to Jeff, and this was a bad move.

Hardy ran to the ropes and towards the turned-opponent, he did a 'flying-chop' across Lance's spine and then quickly dashed on to the rope to his right. Delivering a devastating neck-breaker, Jeff's enemy was now laying on the middle of the ring, unconscious. Weakly, he covered over Storm's body. Pinning his shoulder and injured neck-area.

"1!" "2!" But unsuccessful at his attempt, Lance Storm shoved his good-shoulder up. Rolling to a sitting-position, Jeff got up and ran towards the top-turnbackle. Preparing for the fan-favorite Senton Bomb! He did so, landing on TOP of Lance Storm. That hurts a lot, one thing that these wrestlers weigh more than normal people, so just imagine how it might feel if they fall on you with both their full-body pressure AND the air pressure from the jumping-and-slightly-flipping downwards. And for the fact, that the Senton Bomb gets hit with the head, not only the body.

Pinning once again, Jeff could hear his fans screaming, all of them standing up, excited at the young Hardy-boy to see doing his finisher after 3-waiting months.

"1!"

"2!"

"3!!" The bell rang, the crowd screamed more. And his girlfriend was now by his side. "The winner – Jeff Hardy!" The ring-announcer announced, as she too was on her feet. Inside the ring, Trish had been hugging Jeff's head, and although the fans couldn't hear it. She screamed "Oh my God Jeff you did it! You did it!"

J.R: He is a brilliant young man King. I'm telling you. He will be big someday.

King: He is big! His got Trish! What else does he want?

J.R: I meant as a wrestler.

Backstage

"JEFF WON Matt! He WON ON HIS FIRST MATCH!" Amy 'Lita' Dumas practically screamed on her cell-phone, jumping up and down like a 4-year-old girl. She was talking to her boyfriend, Matt Hardy. She, Jeff and Matt were once the Hardy Boys. But as fate would turn, their partnership broke up when Matt was shifted to SMACKDOWN. And the only reason Amy was in the Hardy Boys, was for Matt. And Jeff . . . well, he was like a younger-brother to her. "Okay, okay! I'll tell your little bro that you're proud of him right? Um hmm . . . right. You come over at my room tonight and then . . . oh, we can do lots of beautiful 'stuff' together doncha think? Hmm. Right, okay. See you later! . . . love you more Hardy boy!" she made a 'smooch' sound just before clicking off her mobile. Sighing, Amy placed the cell phone inside her purse. It had been over 6 months since both Matt and Amy had started dating. All in all, their love-life was blurred. Working on 2 different shows was one thing. But Amy had to go on photo-shoots, commercials and then there was the WWE 'Diva' division. Matt had to work with his 'Mattitude' club and also commercials for the WWE. It just didn't give these two lovers the deserved time they need. Of course, recently, Matt had started coming over to her hotel room and stay for the night. But that wasn't possible everyday. Tonight, however Amy didn't have a match and she could return to her hotel early, Matt had arranged some 'special-formatting', as he had put it, that would keep them busy for hours.

Smiling at the thought, Lita got up from the bench right next to her locker. She was on the girl's locker room, pretty much empty because every other girl in this program had a boy friend and they were either having sex, or eating or getting ready for sex. 'Can't blame them' Amy thought, 'I'd do the same if Matt was here'. Looking at the mirror before her, she was wearing a red lacy bra that revealed most of her chest and a black leather mini-skirt, which represented 'RAW' (red and black). Her hair was left untouched and created folds on her smooth shoulder, Matt would love it, it gave her the sexy 'Litah' look. But unaware that someone else was glaring at her from behind. A startling male voice hissed hotly against her neck, "Hello Lady!". . . it was the 'Big Valbowski'. 'Oh great.' "What are you doing here?!" Amy turned to face the barely- naked man. "This is the Girl's Locker room! And no men are allowed here!"

"Weell, I don't see any other females in this room . . . LIITA." 'What is his problem?' Valbowski was glancing down at Amy as if he was having sexual-pleasure just looking at her. Spooked out a bit, she demanded: "Get . . . get OUT of here!"

"Oh c'mon baby!" Now he had gone too far, he wrapped his hand around Amy's waist, pulling the Diva closer to him, "We both have thhiiings in common . . ." both of them were now so close, that her breast was smacked against his chest! "Wha . . . what kind of things?" Lita asked, 'let go of him!' she screamed at herself. But for some reason, she couldn't fight back.

"Oh . . . say . . ." Val's now glared at the bosom just inches away from his lips. "I have beautiful biceps and you . . ." flickering his tongue, the tall and muscular man swept Amy's left boob. "oho! Have SEXY breasts!" that was way too far. Amy finally slapped Val Venus, getting released from her uncomfortable position. The only person who was allowed to do such a move was her Matt! To think, Big Valbowski! The joke of all men wanted to hit on her.

"Oh don't be sigh bab. . ."

"Don't touch me!" She warned again. Surprised at his action.

"Okay! Okay! The Big Valbowski can take a hint!" 'Good' she mentally noted.

"This lady doesn't want to be touched by The Big Valbowski! . . . I understand." The two stood in silence for a whole second or two. Amy had her arms crossed to her chest, and Val Venus . . . he acted as if he was shamed, staring at the ground. " . . . But she doesn't mind when Val Venus touches her!" and without a further notice, Val pulled Lita in his arms and dove his mouth into hers. Licking Amy's tongue, she was helpless to his strength. Lita could feel him grasping her left breast with his hands, squeezing, pushing . . . and that had worked on other women too. The Big Valbowski had seduced females every week, and Amy Dumas wasn't going to be one of them! Lita traveled her hands down to his rising cock and squeezed it hard. For the first second, Val thought she was going for it, but when Lita squeezed will all her strength, he knew felt the pain that hurts so much. "AHH!" He screamed, letting go both the breast and the mouth. "Like that asshole? Huh?" Amy released his penis and then slapped him hard across the face, causing Valbowski to tremble to the floor in pain. With a disgusted look on her face, Amy spat at him "When my boyfriend finds you you'll wish you never were in the WWE!" and kicked him with her high-feel just before walking off. That was how much she loved her Matty.

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King: What was that all about J.R?

J.R: I have no idea what just happened. The youth's these days are all weird.

King: Why did Lita do that? She doesn't deserve to be with that creep! She deserves to be with Matt! . . . Damn.

J.R: Well we definitely can't show any more of that! Ladies and gentlemen, if you've just joined us, let me remind you of our main-event tonight: 'The War of the Monsters' Kane takes on the new World Heavyweight Champion Goldberg! In a non-title match!

King: And just because Shawn Michaels and Triple H isn't here tonight, doesn't mean that these two will stop competing!

J.R: Tonight as a special request from HBK, Kevin Nash fights one-on-one against Evolution's undefeatable member Randy Orton.

King: And these two's rivalry ONLY started last night!

J.R: What King means is last night at Summer Slam when Nash eliminated Orton as the first person out of the Elimination Chamber.

A huge already-caught-on-fire missile rained itself down from atop of the arena, exploding at the canvas to reveal The Dudley Boyz!

King: Their here!

J.R: The RAW Tag team champions! D-von and Bubba Ray Dudley are here!

"The following TAG-TEAM contest is scheduled for ONE fall, introducing first in a combining weight of 500 pounds. The Tag-Team champions – Bubba Ray and D-von, THE DUDLEY BOYZZ!" The ring-announcer called out as the two Dudleyz posed for photography for the fans behind her. These two brothers have held tag-team gold countless times in the past. Although they had broke up just like the Hardy Boys and had ended up in two different shows, D-von and Bubba Ray somehow managed to come back to RAW and re-form the Tag-team icon, that is the Dudley Boyz.

"And making their way to the ring, in a combined weight of 450 pounds, TEST and the Intercontinental Champion CHRISTIAN!" The opponent team, Test and Christian, was an unusual tag-team. Yes, they were partners in the ring before as the 'UNAMERICANS' alongside Lance Storm, but they had broke up due to fights within the team back then, why would they form this tag is yet a mystery.

"J.R: Folks let me remind you that this is a non-title match the Dudley's are forced to fight in." Jim Ross, the long-time senior commentator announced. He has been working in the WWE for as long as any superstar could remember.

"King: Yep! Everything's non-title tonight! Everything's RAW! Even Lita is getting RAW!"

"J.R: Would you get over that detail King? The match is about to begin"

And so it did, the bell rang, indicating the start of the tag-team match. D-VON had been chosen to fight first and Christian had regretfully agreed to start the match from his team. Scared on to the fact that D-Von was a ruthless barbaric wrestler who will tear Christian apart if he had to. Chris tried to avoid as much as physical contact with the Dudley as possible, but how long could he run? He was inside the ring and the legal man in the match. So instead of tagging Test, Christian went for the dropkick. It connected but that sure wasn't enough for D-Von, the Dudley yanked Christian by his arm and shoved his knee in the Intercontinental Champion's stomach. Picking him up from the mat, D-Von again slammed Christian back down, face-first, causing the young champion to grab his face in pain. This was no competition at all, it was more like a warm-up match! Running to the ropes, D-von landed on Christian's back with a leg-drop and covered for the pin, only getting a two count. Once again, the Dudley boringly pulled Christian to a standing position for his D-Von Driver, but countering, Christian pushed D-Von, causing him to get to the ropes and over to the other ropes on the opposite side. Landing another perfect dropkick; Christian smacked the Dudley right across the shoulders. The rest of the match went pretty much the same lame way, D-Von hit Christian, Christian did some low-risk maneuvers. D-Von tagged Bubba, Christian tagged Test with fear about getting the 3-D. Test did some improvement in the match for their team though, landing his big-boots to the face of both the Dudleys, clotheslines, vertical-suplexes and power-bombs. At the end, Test was all worn out, he tried to tag his partner but Christian fled the ring in terror. This distraction of his partner abandoning him caused Test the match and then he got super-flexed through a table. The match pretty much ended with boos. Heck, no one in the crowed cared what happened to Test, he deserved to be put through a table. And as the Dudley boyz left he arena with their titles at hand. The Camera went backstage to note the arrival of Vincent Kennedy McMahon, the owner of WWE.

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J.R: Welcome everybody as just saw, moments ago, Christian just BETRAYED his own partner Test and left the ring!

King: That Christian is nothing but a whiney little scardy-cat!

J.R: Well folks, its very sad to announce, that HBK Shawn Michaels, the former WHC Triple H and Chris Jericho are all injured due to last night's match at Summer Slam.

King: However, HBK and Y2J are coming BACK to Raw next week! So be sure not to miss that.

J.R: Right king, and later tonight, you have got to be excited about this match, I know I am, Bill Goldberg versus Kane

King: That's right, 'The War of the Monsters!' okay now lets change the camera to Lita again!

J.R: NO KING! We can't show all those things on live television! It's a personal matter between Matt Hardy and Amy Dumas.

King: But . . . but . . .

J.R: I'm sorry King.

King: But that's LITA we're talking about!

Backstage:

"Hey! Austin," Bill Goldberg, the World Heavyweight Champion approached Steve Austin in a backstage- boiler room. The title still being kept on his right shoulder because its his and no can take it from him.

"Bill," The General Manager of Raw turned from the soda-machine, he was buying a normal diet-coke. Just the normal ones you can buy at grocery-stores.

"Since when did you start drinking diet-coke?" The Champion questioned his voice being fast and rapid.

"Why the hell do you care?" Came the red-neck's response, he didn't mind talking to the guy, but after how he treated him back in the ring . . . he really didn't care anymore.

"Hmm, well I don't!" That did it.

"Is that why you've come here? To bad-mouth with me?" Austin put his soda on top of a heavy machinery beside him, and stuck his nose to the tall man standing before him.

"Y'know, what you did back there, interrupting me on my victory celebration? That wasn't how you deal with Goldberg! You should've treated me with more respect! I am the World Heavyweight Champion!"

"Oh for Pete's sake! I can't believe you're still whining about that little thing!"

"Little thing Steve? LITTLE THING?! I want a bit more respect around here! NO ONE in this business has EVER defeated me!"

"You talk about respect big boy? You may be the World Heavyweight Champion but I am still the General Manager of RAW! And I am in charge tonight! So YOU better give ME some respect! And about no one ever defeating you in WWE? Yeah, well you've NEVER fought with ME!"

"Well alright! Lets get it on tonight! Right now!" And it seemed that the two biggest S.O.B were about to fight at that very second. Of course, this WAS the WWE and anything was possible, a third voice from the distance yelled out. His voice echoing in the large hall: "Alright you two! Break it UP! BREAK IT UP! STOP RIGHT THERE!" it was the owner of WWE, it was Vince McMahon!

Austin and Bill both stopped shocked to see their 'boss'. "What the hell do you think you two are doing?!" He said.

"Vince, what are you doing here?" The G.M demanded.

"What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here? You should be working on my arriving celebration!"

"Now listen here . . ."

"No, no, no! YOU listen! You're trying to fight Goldberg here? Austin, this man is the World Heavyweight Champion! Even the ROCK couldn't defeat him!"

"Well I'm gonna defeat him!"

"No you're not! At least not tonight! See, as being the Co G.M of RAW, you can't fight in ANY match booked by YOURSELF unless someone physically provokes you! BUT, tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm booking you two a match NEXT week right here on RAW! Now excuse me, I have business to take care of."

And with that, the owner left the two bald competitors alone. Smiling back at each other, they knew that they were gonna have a piece of themselves soon . . .

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No Chance, such as what you got!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Please welcome the Chairman of World Wrestling Entertainment . . . Mr. McMahon!"

No Chance in Hell! You've got, No Chance in hell

King: Well, he's here J.R! the main huncho of WWE, both RAW AND SMACKDOWN!

J.R: Mr. McMahon stated earlier tonight, that he would come here on Raw to announce a change that will 'Rock the WWE to the core'.

King: I wonder what that could be?

J.R: You won't have to wonder anymore King.

Walking around the ring in his usual 'McMahon' style, Vince waited until his music fully stopped, a big grin in his face that never means good news.

"Well, well, well." He started, hearing mixed YEAS and BOOS. Mostly 'Assholes' form the fans of RAW.

"Now look, I'm here to say something VERY important. And quite frankly, I don't really care if you keep on saying Ass-hole. Cause I don't give a damn! I, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, am here to do business and business ONLY!" BOOOOOO

"Well, it's a very damn SHAME that SHANE didn't have the guts to show up here tonight. But, I'm very proud of you son! Oh yeah, I'm proud because you understand and FEAR the horror that is I. Unlike your sister, Stephanie who wanted to stand up to her dad and JUST look what that did to her! She is suffering from internal injuries! Rotting in a hospital bed, crying for her mommy! Ha, ha, ha. But that's not why I'm here though. I'm here to announce the legalization of Raw and Smackdown!"

King: What?

"Yeah, yeah. I'm here to announce that ALL superstars from RAW OR SMACKDOWN will have the full ability to fight in ANY SHOWS or BOTH SHOWS IF he or she wants it!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

J.R: Oh my god King!

King: Tell me this isn't happening!

"BUT! But, this will ONLY be legal for ONE month! ONE MONTH ONLY!"

BOOOOO

"Don't worry though! in order to keep justice, if any title-holder OR the first 6 contenders of any title ranking, switch shows between the initial Pay-Per-View, he or she will be stripped of the title and the ranking list! That means, letmeclearitoutforyouifyourtinylittlebraincan'tunderstandthis, that means if Goldberg goes to Smackdown, he will be stripped of his title and it will be given to the next player in the ranking that is Triple H! And if Triple H goes to Smackdown, the title will be given to Shawn Michaels!"

King: Oh NO!

"Yeah! And the same thing goes for all the superstars in Smackdown! However, however, the non-title holders will have the privilege to change from ANY show at ANY time in starting from TONIGHT until the Pay-Per-View UNLEASHED!"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"And just because of this dramatic action of mine, there will be NO further matches in this show tonight!"

J.R: What? He can't do that!

King: Yes he can, J.R he's the owner of WWE!

"That's right, tonight's RAW is canceled! All of you can get your money back at the main lobby!"

the sound of glass breaking once again echoes in the arena

J.R: Its Austin! He's here! Austin means business!

The rattlesnake once again charged at the owner, without a second thought or glance. Austin had a mike with him and he jumped in the ring and right at McMahon's face, squashing his nose against his.

"WHAT?!" He demanded, after 9 whole months, he asked that simple question in that simple tone, in STONE COLD tone.

"What, what?" Vince backed away in confusion.

"WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?!"

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Now look Austin--"

"No YOU look here VINCE! I've PERFECTLY scheduled tonight's events BY MY SELF! And YOU have the nerve to come here in MY ring and cancel all the matches?!"

"Oh SHUT UP! THIS IS MY RING! IAM THE OWNER HERE! I DO WHAT EVER WANT TO! AND I SAY THAT RAW TONIGHT IS CANCELLED!"

"ENG! You just answered the WRONG question! You cant cancel ANY shows without the GM's approval!"

"WELL! Look what I've got here Austin! It appears to me, that a fellow CO-worker of yours named ERIC BISCHOFF has signed the approval! So that means NO MORE SHOW TONIGHT FOLKS! Now GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!"

J.R: I can't believe this. Mr. McMahon allows both RAW and SMACKDOWN to interact with each other for one month, then cancels RAW!

"Oh wait Austin, that ALSO means, that tonight's main event that you so greatly made? Goldberg versus Kane? Is also cancelled!"

King: NO! I wanted to see that!

Flipping his middle-finger up, the CO-G.M of RAW stuck out the 'F' symbol and without a second chance delivered the STONE COLD STUNNER on the OWNER!

J.R: OH MY GOSH!

King: AUSTIN! That dumb ass just STUNNERED our BOSS J.R!

J.R: THE OWNER ISN'T MOVING! I'm Sorry ladies and gentlemen but I'm afraid that was all of our show tonight! I am VERY sorry.

King: Well one thing is for SURE! The Wrestler-shifting gig starts from this week's SMACKDOWN on Thursday night folks! So DON'T miss that one!

J.R: Goodnight everybody.

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A/N: Next update on Wednesday (27th of August, 2003) if you want me to continue! Pleeease review and let me know if it was good or not! Also, watch tomorrows RAW and tell me if my storyline was better? What? It could happen! Also, please notify me if I should change the rating? Y'know, because of Lita and all. Cyaz. ~TheNav