This is a fake chapter to get the story out of the depths of the site and onto the first page. Ignore it; go read the new chapter seven. That is why I do this.

Fake chapter Eight:

Alanna and George lived happily ever after at Pirate's Swoop. They had three kids, Alan, Alianne, and Thom. Alan becomes a knight, Thom becomes a mage, and we think Alianne will be a spy, a queen, a goddess, or some other funky ending, and we'll know once Trickster's Queen comes out.

This chapter broke no rules. It is not fully an author's note, it is more than a one or two liner. Ignore it; the real chapter eight will be out sometimes in June.