Camp Piccolo

Chapter 8

Scrix: (looks at CMG's 'dead' body and shutters) As usual, she doesn't own them. Oh boy. Now we're in some deep s---. (the almighty Frying Pan of Doom hits Scrix in the head)

Chi-chi: You corrupted Saiya-jin God! (tries to whack him in the head again as Goku stops her)

Goku: I think he's out cold. Now let's go after Gohan. (runs off)

Gohan: (still hiding and thinking) Why me?

Children were cheering as everyone was outside about to play a nice little game of kick ball. Gohan was about to kick when Goku and Chi-chi materialized out of thin air as he fell back in shock. Before Gohan knew it, Chi-chi was crying against her son as his cheek was rubbed against some bullets.

"Oh you're all right!" said Chi-chi. "Mommy's come to take you home."

"Camp's not over yet, b----," said CMG angrily from behind Chi-chi.

"It is now," said Chi-chi. She turned around and aimed a gun at CMG's head as she refused to move an inch. "You have no idea how worried I was when I read that letter."

"Oh, you mean Gohan's written to tell you how horrible of a parent you are for making him study 24/7/365?!" yelled CMG as her tail started to lash behind her.

"Wha-?!" said Goku as he realized what that meant. "Are you a Saiya-jin too?"

"Nah," said Scrix as he comes out of the shadow of the trees, still slightly covered in the poison ivy and wasp stings he suffered. "More like the female version of the Saiya-jin known as the B----in'."

"Wah!" said Goku.

"Scrix," warned CMG getting rather cross from the Saiya-jin God's name calling as her eyes flashed teal. "How many times did I tell you not to call me a B----in' just because I can go Super Saiya-jin?"

"Super Saiya-jin?!" cried a now shocked Goku. "You can go Super Saiya-jin."

"Yes, but Scrix prefers to call me a Super B----in' because I look different when I transform," said CMG. "For starters, when I go the first level..." CMG transforms, "my hair remains almost all down. When I ascend to the next level," CMG powers up a bit more, "half of my hair goes up while the other half remains down. Or what you call more like a Super Saiya-jin 2."

"I never called that form Super Saiya-jin 2," said Goku.

"That's because you haven't reached it yet," said CMG smiling before she became 100 serious about the move she was about to do next. "And this..."

"No! Don't do it!" yelled Agent P & Q.

'Shut-up or I'll do the Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki to you both again,' yelled CMG mentally at the two agents that were still after her (from Chapter 3). With that, she finishes what she was going to say verbally before she was interrupted, "...is to make all of you have nightmares for years!"

As CMG charges up, Chi-chi is thrown off balance as she lands on the small of her a-- as Goku barely held his ground. The campers were being blown away, save Gohan, as he held his ground near Piccolo. The winds generated began to break small trees like toothpicks. As the madness continued around the world, the laws of physics were broken as apples began falling upward instead of downward. The earth's rotation was severely altered as the sun started sinking in the east and rising in the west. Somehow, what caused mass extinction to the other dinosaurs was reversed as they were revived and started the cycle of life yet again. As CMG yells for the last time, a blinding light made everyone shut his or her eyes as though a second sun was on Earth.

"Ahhh!" cried the other campers. Piccolo was holding all of them on the bleachers he had to resort to using when they were about to fly to their deaths and Gohan was literally holding on to Piccolo's cape like a life line until the wind stopped. When the light ebbed, everyone was able to see again as they all freaked out. There, standing in front of them was a female version of the Super Saiya-jin 3, except CMG still had the eyebrows and seemed animalistic as a razor thin smile appeared on her face.

"Sorry I made all hell break loose with that transformation," said CMG in a rougher sounding voice than before. "Usually, I don't transform seriously because it causes a lot of problems whenever I do. This is what Goku will later call a Super Saiya-jin 3."

"Man! Can you teach me now?" said Goku.

"Um... no," said CMG.

"Aw! But I wanna!" said Goku.

"Listen, now is not the time to be some ultra powerful being that could easily kill the androids without breaking a sweat," said CMG. "This form takes a lot of practice to control and I know if you became one now, not even Cell would stand a chance against you and he would probably take Gohan hostage and make you surrender."

"Who's Cell?" said Goku as CMG face vaults. Scrix got angry with the 'spoiler' from the Android Saga.

"YOU ARE INSANE! YOU JUST GAVE HIM A SPOILER FROM THE ANDROID SAGA!" yelled Scrix as CMG gets up and becomes just as angry.

"WELL, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD TO MAKE ME REVEAL THAT I WAS A SUPER SAIYA-JIN, SCRIX!" yelled CMG back as her tail lashed furiously behind her with the hairs sticking up. "I SWEAR IF I HAD THINGS MY WAY, YOU WOULDN'T BE THE GOD OF THE SAIYA-JINS AND WE WOULDN'T HAVE ENDED UP STUCK AT THIS CAMP!"

"WELL YOU WRECKED THE BUS AGAINST THE GROUND ABOUT A MILLION TIMES BEFORE WE GOT HERE AND NEVER GOT A DECENT LICENSE BEFORE EVER DRIVING THAT D--- THING AROUND THE COUNTRY SIDE!!!" roared Scrix as he suddenly went Super Saiya-jin 3 and was about to duke things out with her.

"Wait, wait, wait," said Goku as he goes Super Saiya-jin and gets between both CMG and Scrix. "If you two are Saiya-jins and can go "Super", then does Vegeta know?"

"Of course not!" said CMG. "But why do you bring it up?"

Before the question was answered, a spaceship suddenly falls in the middle of the kick ball field creating a crater in the ground as Vegeta get out and sees the two Super Saiya-jin 3 and Super Saiya-jin standing there.

"D--- you Kakarot," cursed Vegeta as he started to look like he was a teenager denied to go out on a date. "Why haven't you told me there were more Saiya-jins stronger than me?" Vegeta starts to cry in front of them before running back on his spaceship and launches it back to space where he was training to defeat the androids. (A/N: Couldn't resist.)

"Oh yeah," said Goku. "He's not a Super Saiya-jin yet."

'Or is he?' thought CMG as she smirks.

"That doesn't mean I'm going to forgive you!" yelled Chi-chi as her gun was aimed at CMG again. "Now die!"

The bullet cut through the air as it slammed into CMG hard. She falls to the ground (A/N: Like Mirai Trunks) as everyone looked on in horror. Gohan looked like he was going to cry as the children got angry at Chi-chi and grabbed some rope and tied her up.

"Hey! I'm doing you kids a favor!" yelled Chi-chi.

"Yeah, but she was a good counselor!" said Travis. "She lets us do all kinds of things and you went and killed her!"

"Like she would die from a single bullet," said Scrix as Piccolo looked at him confused. "She's alive. She's playing dead."

"Scrix, you are an idiot," said CMG as she gets up and brushed off the dirt that got on her clothes. "Now Chi-chi's going to get even more p---ed off at me and try to kill me again."

Sure enough, Chi-chi saw what seemed to be someone coming back from the dead without the aid of the almighty Dragon God of Wishing, Shenlong himself. (A/N: I made up that last part 'cause I was bored.) Breaking the ropes, she grabbed and shook her skirt with a rattling sound. A big kick-a-- gun came out of her skirt with a clunk before a motor sound was heard as she lifted it up with both hands. Shooting CMG with the comically large machine gun, she falls over again pretending to be dead. (A/N: If you've ever played Wild ARMs 3, then you know Maya uses that weapon when she gets rather p---ed off. She killed Gallows a few times doing that s---! Oops. I'm rambling a little bit.)

"How do you like that, b----?" said Chi-chi.

"That tickled," said CMG as she gets up again.

"D--- you!" cried Chi-chi as she grabs a bazooka and shoots it at CMG. This time around, CMG was getting tired of this and took the blast head on. A sonic boom shook the ground as the light blinded the kids. As the smoke cleared, only a crater remained. "Well, I suppose she's dead now. No one can survive that. Huh?"

The smoke slowly cleared as Chi-chi saw Goku standing there now a Super Saiya-jin 4 as he looked rather p---ed off at Chi-chi for some strange reason or another. In his arms was the worn-out CMG as she was completely back to normal

"G-Goku?" said Chi-chi.

"Why are you doing this, Chi-chi?" said Goku in a rather deep voice. "She did nothing to harm my son."

"She could!" yelled Chi-chi as the kids ran to Goku holding CMG. Gohan gave her mother a glare that meant he was upset as he looked at the badly injured psychopath.

"CMG! Wake up!" said the kids sadly.

"You shouldn't have done that," said Scrix. "For hurting the crafts counselor, you are now going to be the head cook for the S--- Hall while I relieve her of her duties for awhile."

"What?!" cried Chi-chi. "You are in no position to do anything!"

"I'm afraid that the Saiya-jin God is correct," said Agent Q. "You endangered the lives of others in the process, so unless you spend the remaining time here at this camp, you'll be thrown into a mental institute until your son is 20 years of age."

"Fine, I'll stay," moaned Chi-chi.

"Can I stay too?" said Goku, looking wistful.

"Of course," said Piccolo. "Besides, someone's got to do the crafts since Scrix and Karis will be busy nursing our friend here back to health."

"Yay! I always wanted to go to a camp!" said Goku as he starts acting rather childish and starts looking around. "What's for dinner?"

Everyone face vaults from the rather childish Super Saiya-jin 4 before Goku's body returns to normal.

"What?" said Piccolo.

"Oh yeah," said Goku. "Since it was only temporary, I can't use that form anymore until GT anyway."

"Idiot," muttered CMG before Goku picks up the still unconscious fighter.

### One week later... ###

"Scrix!" yelled CMG as the kids stopped working on their birdhouses made of regular sticks. "I told you to bring me Pepsi, not Coca-Cola! How am I supposed to make a Pepsi Fusion if you bring me the wrong s---?"

An explosion is heard in the background. "What's that?" said Scrix.

"Since you made me create a Coca-Cola Fusion, there's no way I'm going to eat it!" yelled CMG.

"What's a Coca-Cola Fusion?" said Goku as he teleports to the First Aid Center and notices that CMG had a bowl of ice cream with a Coca-Cola near her while she seemed rather tense. "Huh?"

"She doesn't like her vanilla ice cream mixed with Coca-Cola," said Scrix as he explained what happened. "She'll remain like this until I get her the Pepsi she wants, but we're out!"

"I know, I'll go get one!" said Goku as he teleports to the burning buses' remains. "Hey Turles, do you mind if I have a Mystic Pepsi?"

"No way in hell, Kakarot!" yelled Turles as he comes out the burning buses' remains as a Super Saiya-jin.

"Since when did you go Super Saiya-jin?" said Goku.

"When that Super B----in' kicked my a--!" yelled Turles as thunder rolled overhead.

CMG: (still in bed) Will Goku win against Turles now that he found the way to become a Super Saiya-jin? And how dare he call me a Super B----in'?! (goes Super B----in' 4 and is about to get out of bed when Karis stops her)

Karis: Oh CMG! It's time for your medicine! (holds a spoon full of some puke green medicine)

CMG: For the love of Kami! Please don't!

(A super deformed Chibi-Furiza appears holding a sign with angel wings that reads: This next scene is proudly censored by FUNi; the scene changes to a rather freaky Piccolo)

Piccolo: (with cape billowing in the wind with a dark background and blood red eyes) Find out next time, if you dare. (laughs evilly before the camera cuts his laugh off) Hey! (static)