Chapter 17
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* we all hear Zelda's Lullaby being played in the background, as the Authoress, Yami and Téa stand in the sky, not falling down, for some reason *
Yami: Weird.
Téa: Yeah.
Yami: What's SHE doing here? * points to Authoress *
Authoress: I'm here to make sure that the chapter is dragged out as long as possible. Wanna play chess?
Téa: No thank you.
Authoress: Does the pharaoh want to play?
Yami: No. You are a big enough annoyance already.
Authoress: * waves her hand *
Yami: * is a duck again * Quack!
Téa: This fic is NEVER gonna end! And we're so close too!!! T_T
Authoress: * laughing about Yami *
Other sages[Yami Bakura in particular]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! * Yami Bakura passes out *
Yami: -_-;;;;
Bakura: That's priceless!! * wipes tears from his eyes *
Téa: We need to get this story going.
Mai: Yeah.
Téa: Yami, thanks go to you and Link and whoever helped you defeat Marik.
Authoress: Where's Mokuba?
Mokuba: * is veeeerrrry far away * Man, that should leave me out of the story. I wonder where Seto is.
Téa: I can't remember was Navi in this scene?
Navi: I think so.
Authoress: * grabs Mokuba and brings him back *
Mokuba: Aw nuts.
Téa: Anyway, I have to send you back to your own time.
Yami: Why?
Téa: Script said so.
Mokuba: Ah.
Yugi: Yeah! I'll be in control again! Sweet!
Everyone but Yugi: * stares *
Authoress: YUGI-KUN!!!!!!!!! * gives him a really big hug and he nearly runs out of breath *
Yugi: You're . . . . choking me . . .
Authoress: Oops . . . sorry Yugi!!!
Yugi: * gasps for breath *
Yami: What are you doing here Yugi?
Yugi: I felt like talking!
Téa: I see
Authoress: Yami, give Téa the Ocarina.
Yami: Ok * hands her the ocarina * Good riddance. That thing never liked me anyways . . .
Téa: o.O * plays the song of Time, and Yami gets sent up a blue warp thing *
Yugi: Bye Yami! See you in the Windwaker parody!!!
Yami: .
~ Some random places in Hyrule as the credits role by ~
Mako: I really would've like a better role in this. Hey, you can't leave!
* the camera leaves and goes to Lon Lon ranch, where everyone is having a party *
Rebecca: If everyone is at the ranch, then couldn't we just make the ranch a city?
Odieon: Hey! I got a line! Yay!
Ishizu: o.O
Joey: yay! Another line!! And why are the Gerudo here? Aren't they Ganondorf's servants?
Mako: Yeah. But I guess they didn't want to serve him after he died, and came here. * goes and tries to get a date with one of them *
Joey: -_-;;
Seto: You had a really stupid role.
Joey: Well, at least I wasn't carrying Yami around.
Seto: Keep that to yourself, and you'll live to see another sunrise.
Joey: Ok . . .
The sages all fly with their light thing to Death Mountain and watch the sun rise.
Mai: So, what do you want to talk about?
Yami Bakura: I don't know. But how about we go find some tombs to rob?
Bakura: You do realize that we aren't gifted in that area.
Yami Bakura: So?
Grandpa: * sighs *
Ishizu: Finally. Now I can get back into character.
Serenity: Do we REALLY want to see that side?
Yami Bakura: Woah . . . she said something that WASN'T friend related!
Bakura: Go Serenity!
Mai: -_-;
Serenity: What do you think you're going to be when we get to that Windwaker parody the authoress is typing?
Yami Bakura: * points to Mai * She's Tetra for sure.
Mai: What makes you say that?
Bakura: You behave just like her.
Serenity: And since Joey is the hero . . .
Yami Bakura: Mai and Joey, sitting in a tree . . .
Mai: SHUT UP!!!! * goes to kill Yami Bakura *
Yami Bakura: * runs around the mountain summit *
Bakura: * sighs * Just like the old days, only they didn't' play with their sage powers!
Yami Bakura: * attempts to roast Mai *
Mai: * sends Shadow Magic at him *
Serenity: . . . . makes me wonder if they could get any MORE violent.
Grandpa: Yeah.
Bakura: HEY!! GRANDPA SAID SOMETHING!!!
Sages[save Grandpa]: OOOooooooooo . . .
Grandpa: -_-;;;
Ishizu: The authoress is just dragging this chapter to be even longer.
Serenity: Your right. She hasn't shown up and screwed things up yet.
Authoress: * lights Serenity's hair on fire *
Serenity: AAHH!!! * stops, drops, and rolls *
Everyone else: -_-;;; She just came in and screwed everything up.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: YAY!!! I'm back!!
Mokuba: Is that a good thing?
Yugi: * conks Mokuba on the head *
Mokuba: @_@
Authoress: YUGI-KUN!!!
Yugi: AAAAHHH!!! * runs out of the Temple *
Authoress Aww . . . .
Mokuba: No offense, but I think you're a little too aggressive.
Authoress: You think so?
Mokuba: Or you're a little bit too anxious.
Authoress: But I can't really talk to boys! This is the next best thing!!
Mokuba: . . . . . riiight . . .
Authoress: At least I'm more social then my sister.
Mokuba: I guess your right.
~ Hyrule Castle ~
Yugi: At least this IS a castle.
Mokuba: But it has that tower too.
Yugi: * shudders * Let's go find Téa.
Mokuba: Sure. Why not?
Yugi: Do you have another pizza guy costume?
Mokuba: No. You're gonna have to sneak in this time.
Yugi: Nuts.
Authoress: You can't get away from having to sneak around in a Zelda game!
Mokuba: * sighs *
Yugi: * walks up to a guard * Hello?
Guard . . . .
Yugi: * waves his hand frantically in front of the guards eyes * HELLOOOO?!?!?!
Mokuba: He won't answer you. Just go enter the castle.
Yugi: =D Alright!
~ Téa's Garden ~
Mokuba: Hey Téa.
Téa: Oh. Hi guys.
Yugi: You still remember?
Téa: Duh. It's kinda hard not to forget what happened to us in the future.
Mokuba: Well yeah.
Yugi: * looks around * The authoress isn't typing as fast.
Authoress: How about YOU go poppy selling for an hour and come home and type?! Tell me how it feels after you do THAT!!!
Téa: ^^;;;;
Mokuba: Been there, done that.
Yugi: You were a boy scout?
Mokuba: Yeah. Seto said it would be better for them if I went. I wonder why . . .
Authoress: * rolls eyes * I wonder too . . .
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My last chapter!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! T_T
Yugi: * sighs *
Just means I'll be putting up 2 new fics in the Yu-Gi-Oh! section when this is updated.
Sorry if I didn't' make it clear last chappie, but I meant by where should my Zelda-YGO parody should go. That's what I meant.
Anyway, thanks go to all reviers, especially those who read this all the way through!!! Now . . . * waves hand *
Everyone: * poofs out of nowhere *
Now I'll say how many pages the entire documents were together, and then you'll say thanks for reviewing. Got it?
Joey: Ok.
Now to calculate . . . 88
+72
160
Wow! 160 pages!
Everyone (even Seto): THANKS FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!
And be sure to read the other 2 fics when they come out!! ^_^ Ja ne!
~ Finished as of Nov. 2nd, 2003 ~
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* we all hear Zelda's Lullaby being played in the background, as the Authoress, Yami and Téa stand in the sky, not falling down, for some reason *
Yami: Weird.
Téa: Yeah.
Yami: What's SHE doing here? * points to Authoress *
Authoress: I'm here to make sure that the chapter is dragged out as long as possible. Wanna play chess?
Téa: No thank you.
Authoress: Does the pharaoh want to play?
Yami: No. You are a big enough annoyance already.
Authoress: * waves her hand *
Yami: * is a duck again * Quack!
Téa: This fic is NEVER gonna end! And we're so close too!!! T_T
Authoress: * laughing about Yami *
Other sages[Yami Bakura in particular]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! * Yami Bakura passes out *
Yami: -_-;;;;
Bakura: That's priceless!! * wipes tears from his eyes *
Téa: We need to get this story going.
Mai: Yeah.
Téa: Yami, thanks go to you and Link and whoever helped you defeat Marik.
Authoress: Where's Mokuba?
Mokuba: * is veeeerrrry far away * Man, that should leave me out of the story. I wonder where Seto is.
Téa: I can't remember was Navi in this scene?
Navi: I think so.
Authoress: * grabs Mokuba and brings him back *
Mokuba: Aw nuts.
Téa: Anyway, I have to send you back to your own time.
Yami: Why?
Téa: Script said so.
Mokuba: Ah.
Yugi: Yeah! I'll be in control again! Sweet!
Everyone but Yugi: * stares *
Authoress: YUGI-KUN!!!!!!!!! * gives him a really big hug and he nearly runs out of breath *
Yugi: You're . . . . choking me . . .
Authoress: Oops . . . sorry Yugi!!!
Yugi: * gasps for breath *
Yami: What are you doing here Yugi?
Yugi: I felt like talking!
Téa: I see
Authoress: Yami, give Téa the Ocarina.
Yami: Ok * hands her the ocarina * Good riddance. That thing never liked me anyways . . .
Téa: o.O * plays the song of Time, and Yami gets sent up a blue warp thing *
Yugi: Bye Yami! See you in the Windwaker parody!!!
Yami: .
~ Some random places in Hyrule as the credits role by ~
Mako: I really would've like a better role in this. Hey, you can't leave!
* the camera leaves and goes to Lon Lon ranch, where everyone is having a party *
Rebecca: If everyone is at the ranch, then couldn't we just make the ranch a city?
Odieon: Hey! I got a line! Yay!
Ishizu: o.O
Joey: yay! Another line!! And why are the Gerudo here? Aren't they Ganondorf's servants?
Mako: Yeah. But I guess they didn't want to serve him after he died, and came here. * goes and tries to get a date with one of them *
Joey: -_-;;
Seto: You had a really stupid role.
Joey: Well, at least I wasn't carrying Yami around.
Seto: Keep that to yourself, and you'll live to see another sunrise.
Joey: Ok . . .
The sages all fly with their light thing to Death Mountain and watch the sun rise.
Mai: So, what do you want to talk about?
Yami Bakura: I don't know. But how about we go find some tombs to rob?
Bakura: You do realize that we aren't gifted in that area.
Yami Bakura: So?
Grandpa: * sighs *
Ishizu: Finally. Now I can get back into character.
Serenity: Do we REALLY want to see that side?
Yami Bakura: Woah . . . she said something that WASN'T friend related!
Bakura: Go Serenity!
Mai: -_-;
Serenity: What do you think you're going to be when we get to that Windwaker parody the authoress is typing?
Yami Bakura: * points to Mai * She's Tetra for sure.
Mai: What makes you say that?
Bakura: You behave just like her.
Serenity: And since Joey is the hero . . .
Yami Bakura: Mai and Joey, sitting in a tree . . .
Mai: SHUT UP!!!! * goes to kill Yami Bakura *
Yami Bakura: * runs around the mountain summit *
Bakura: * sighs * Just like the old days, only they didn't' play with their sage powers!
Yami Bakura: * attempts to roast Mai *
Mai: * sends Shadow Magic at him *
Serenity: . . . . makes me wonder if they could get any MORE violent.
Grandpa: Yeah.
Bakura: HEY!! GRANDPA SAID SOMETHING!!!
Sages[save Grandpa]: OOOooooooooo . . .
Grandpa: -_-;;;
Ishizu: The authoress is just dragging this chapter to be even longer.
Serenity: Your right. She hasn't shown up and screwed things up yet.
Authoress: * lights Serenity's hair on fire *
Serenity: AAHH!!! * stops, drops, and rolls *
Everyone else: -_-;;; She just came in and screwed everything up.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: YAY!!! I'm back!!
Mokuba: Is that a good thing?
Yugi: * conks Mokuba on the head *
Mokuba: @_@
Authoress: YUGI-KUN!!!
Yugi: AAAAHHH!!! * runs out of the Temple *
Authoress Aww . . . .
Mokuba: No offense, but I think you're a little too aggressive.
Authoress: You think so?
Mokuba: Or you're a little bit too anxious.
Authoress: But I can't really talk to boys! This is the next best thing!!
Mokuba: . . . . . riiight . . .
Authoress: At least I'm more social then my sister.
Mokuba: I guess your right.
~ Hyrule Castle ~
Yugi: At least this IS a castle.
Mokuba: But it has that tower too.
Yugi: * shudders * Let's go find Téa.
Mokuba: Sure. Why not?
Yugi: Do you have another pizza guy costume?
Mokuba: No. You're gonna have to sneak in this time.
Yugi: Nuts.
Authoress: You can't get away from having to sneak around in a Zelda game!
Mokuba: * sighs *
Yugi: * walks up to a guard * Hello?
Guard . . . .
Yugi: * waves his hand frantically in front of the guards eyes * HELLOOOO?!?!?!
Mokuba: He won't answer you. Just go enter the castle.
Yugi: =D Alright!
~ Téa's Garden ~
Mokuba: Hey Téa.
Téa: Oh. Hi guys.
Yugi: You still remember?
Téa: Duh. It's kinda hard not to forget what happened to us in the future.
Mokuba: Well yeah.
Yugi: * looks around * The authoress isn't typing as fast.
Authoress: How about YOU go poppy selling for an hour and come home and type?! Tell me how it feels after you do THAT!!!
Téa: ^^;;;;
Mokuba: Been there, done that.
Yugi: You were a boy scout?
Mokuba: Yeah. Seto said it would be better for them if I went. I wonder why . . .
Authoress: * rolls eyes * I wonder too . . .
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My last chapter!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! T_T
Yugi: * sighs *
Just means I'll be putting up 2 new fics in the Yu-Gi-Oh! section when this is updated.
Sorry if I didn't' make it clear last chappie, but I meant by where should my Zelda-YGO parody should go. That's what I meant.
Anyway, thanks go to all reviers, especially those who read this all the way through!!! Now . . . * waves hand *
Everyone: * poofs out of nowhere *
Now I'll say how many pages the entire documents were together, and then you'll say thanks for reviewing. Got it?
Joey: Ok.
Now to calculate . . . 88
+72
160
Wow! 160 pages!
Everyone (even Seto): THANKS FOR REVIEWING!!!!!!!!
And be sure to read the other 2 fics when they come out!! ^_^ Ja ne!
~ Finished as of Nov. 2nd, 2003 ~