Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the song Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Yuugi's Gramps
By: BishounenzAngel
"I'm going to teach you on how to be a man," was all Seto said before he dragged Mokuba to Ra-knows-where for his "manly lessons".
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Seto Kaiba walked along one of the many hallways of his house, his ever-so-magnificent trench coat flaring out dramatically behind him.
Mokuba trudged beside his brother timidly, wondering what he'd do know that he has discovered the younger boy's little fetish.
Just then, Seto's cell phone rang.
"Kaiba speaking," he answered, pausing at certain times to wait for his employee's answer. "No…Why?...You fool! Don't touch anything, or I'll cut your head off!"
He hung up the phone then ushered Mokuba into the nearest room, not bothering with whatever it is.
"Mokuba, stay here, I'll be back soon." He gave his younger brother a creepy smile, a weird glint in his eyes.
Mokuba only nodded, a little bit freaked out by his brother's latest actions.
He surveyed the room he was in and realized it was Seto's study.
The raven haired pre-teen gulped. He knew he shouldn't touch things in here, but the tape!
Oh the tape!
The tape on his older brother's desk was just calling out to him! Begging him to watch it!
An uncharacteristic evil cackle erupted from his mouth as he grabbed the tape and inserted it into the VCR. He pressed the play button and leaned back into the comfy leather couch.
At first, all he saw were bushes and shrubs, and as they were pushed out of the way by long, slender fingers, an apartment complex came into view.
"Eww," Mokuba frowned as he observed the chipping paint, the litter around the place and gagged as he noticed a mouse run about. "How could any one live in that revolting place?!"
The camera zoomed in on one window and realized that Katsuya Jounouchi resided in that 'revolting place'.
Said blonde was apparently singing to a song that Mokuba guessed has just started and paid attention, curious as to what it could be.
"Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on,
Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on,
Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on,
Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on."
Mokuba turned up the volume, unsure if he was just hearing things.
"Yuugi can I come over after school?
We can hang around by the pool.
Did your gramps get back from his business trip?
Is he there, or is he trying to give me the slip?"
Mokuba tilted his head to the side, his jaw dropping to the ground at what he was hearing.
"You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, Yuugi can't you see?!"
'Oh my freaking God…' was the only coherent thought that Mokuba's brain was able to process at the moment.
"Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on
He's all a I want and I've waited for so long."
'He doesn't have very high standards, does he?' Mokuba thought dryly to himself.
"Yuugi can't you see, you're just not the man for me
I know it might be wrong,
But I'm in love with Yuugi's gramps"
'B-but…' Mokuba stammered mentally. 'He's old and wrinkly and…and—'
"Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on
Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on"
'He's SAGGY!' he gagged.
"Yuugi do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
Your gramps came out with just his boxers on
I could tell he liked me from the way he glared
And the way he said, "You missed a spot over there".'
Mokuba felt himself twitch. "Oh, the horror," he groaned silently.
"And I know that you think it's just a fantasy,
But since your grams walked out,
Your gramps could use a guy like me!
Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on!
He's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Yuugi can't you see, you're just not the man for me.
I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Yuugi's gramps."
"DAMN RIGHT IT'S WRONG!" Mokuba exploded.
"Yuugi's gramps has got it goin' on
He's all I want and I've waited for so long.
Yuugi can't you see, you're just not the man for me,
I know it might be wrong but oh, oh,
I'm in love with
I'm in love with Yuugi's gramps—"
Jounouchi seemed to squint through the window and suddenly yelled, "OI, KAIBA! ONOYARO!"
An "Oh, shit" from Seto, obviously, was heard as the tape ended.
Mokuba turned off the TV and sunk back into his chair. "And I thought lusting after a sexy 20-something year old was bad…"
Just then, Seto walked back in and began to brief him on his 'lessons'.
And, luckily for the cerulean-eyed brunette, his younger brother was too traumatized to question just what he was doing recording Jounouchi.
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I know, I know that took forever!
Well, maybe just a little bit over a year, but you guys understand, right? I'm not gonna lie and say I had writer's block, it's just…I dunno. I wasn't in a writing mood. n.n;
Please don't be mad at me! TT
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