AN: Sorry it took so long to get this chapter out. I went to Florida during Christmas and school and personal problems prevented updating. I have to apologize for the OOCness in this chapter. I've never written anything even remotely close to a lemon before so it was difficult writing this chapter. At least it's done now even though it really sucks and I almost gave up at a point ^^;;

To Furiku: I can't believe that you're reading this story! Hehe Lady Phoenix edited it for me, and don't tell Cloud/Yriss that I wrote this, or else she's going to hunt you down =P She blames you for telling me that Naruto has shounen-ai traits ^^;;

Disclaimer: Don't own anything.

Chapter 3

Sasuke reached into the pouch lazily and drew out a kunai. Without even looking at his target, the deadly weapon flew towards the blonde, whose bond was cut off with a hundred percent accuracy.

"Finally," Naruto said as she sat on the ground rubbing her sore ankle where the rope left an angry red welt. After being hung upside down for so long, she lost feeling in her legs, not to mention that everything looked upside down to her now.

"Stop wasting time dobe. We don't have all night you know," the older boy said and started to walk away without sparing even one glance at his rival.

"Selfish, uncaring bastard," Naruto murmured just loud enough for Kakashi and Jiraiya to hear… and no doubt it was intended for Sasuke's ears too. "Thinking he's all that, throwing a kunai without looking. What a show off. I bet I can do it too…" it took the blonde a minute in her whining to notice that Sasuke who was walking ahead wasn't paying any attention to her at all. Never one to miss an opportunity, Naruto grinned slyly.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Sasuke's confident voice wiped off the sly expression from the blonde's face. "Try and stop me then Sasuke-SAMA!" with a poof of smoke, the blonde girl turned back into the normal Naruto and dashed away before the smoke could clear.

A second later, a loud yelp was heard, followed by loud swearing… again.

Sasuke chuckled quietly to himself as he walked calmly to where Naruto hung, caught in a large net this time.

"Get me out of here you asshole!"

His ninja reflexes helped Sasuke jump away before Naruto's spittle could hit him on the face. "I told you not to run away, it's not my fault this time dobe." Sasuke looked up to the struggling Naruto. "Didn't you learn from our Genin days never to fall for the same trap twice idiot?"

If it was possible, Naruto's scowl turned even darker as he was reminded of the survival training on their first day as Genin when Kakashi had tricked him with the same trick twice. There was no way that he was going to ask the bastard for help this time, his manly pride would simply not allow for more of this humiliation. With that in mind, Naruto took out a kunai and started to slash wildly against the net… but for some strange thing was instead of falling apart, the net seemed tighter than before. "What the hell?!"

"Give up Naruto, the net is made out of a special flexible alloy mixed with the strongest silk in Konoha, the more stress it experiences, the tighter it become, until it eventually strangles the idiot trapped inside," Sasuke smirked when Naruto froze hearing his explanation. "Handy trap isn't it? I developed it myself."

"Whatever, just get me down here." Was the grumpy reply as Naruto realized that there was no way he could win this round… at least not now.

Sighing, the dark haired boy kicked away the leaves under a tree and cut the knot hidden in the ground that held the net. A second later Naruto hit the hard ground unceremoniously.

"Why don't you ever listen to my advice Naruto?" Sasuke asked (he pretended not to hear the 'because it came from you' comment from his rival), his disappointed tone not hiding the spark of glee as he approached the blond boy who was too busy rubbing his aching backside to notice what his rival was holding in his hands.

And when the blond boy finally did notice the long fur covered chain that dangled from Sasuke's hands, he barely had time to cry out when the older boy pounced.

Trapping Naruto's kicking legs with his own, Sasuke used his body weight to hold him in place. One hand quickly immobilized the flying fists before any damage could be done and with his other, he neatly put the velvet choker around Naruto's slim neck with the attaching chain. "I'm sorry I have to resort to this kind of measures kitsune, but you leave me with no other choice." With that, the dark haired boy gave a quick lick to the tip Naruto's nose and jumped off his 'pet' before Naruto could react.

High up on the tree, steam began to rise from the Legendary Sennin as he watched Sasuke gave the fur chain a sharp jerk that brought Naruto down to his knees in front of the other teen. Who would've know that a little brat like that idiot Naruto could be so sexy even without his Sexy no Jutsu? Maybe the next time when he has to train the brat, he could bring out the chains when Naruto messes up.

Beside Jiraiya, an unusually nervous Kakashi was screaming and cursing his two hormone driven students in his head…. One more than the other. Stupid, stupid Naruto! How many times did he specifically tell him not to transform out of his Sexy no Jutsu?! Next time, he would have to think twice before letting Naruto off the hook with just a nod to his instructions. But Sasuke?! How could his prized student be so careless?! Why didn't Sasuke order Naruto back into his female form? Was that just a smirk he saw on Sasuke's face directed incognito at him?! Why that little Uchiha brat… Was it so hard for the two idiots to understand that his life was on the line right now? If Naruto wasn't in his female form then Jiraiya would never be inspired, and he would never find out the naughty surprises that awaits Hikaru at the hands of his princess. Why couldn't someone just shoot him now and end this miserable life! The Jounin covered his face with his hands and quietly began to sob into them.

Totally oblivious to their adult audience, Naruto damned Sasuke to Hell for the twenty-third time in the past five minutes as he landed on his hands and knees right in front of his rival.

"You bastard! Why did you do that for?!" Naruto choked out, rubbing the red chaff mark the leather made on his neck, totally unaware of the way the intense black eyes followed his movements.

Sasuke unconsciously licked his lips at the delicious view of his rival chained and kneeing at his feet. This was even more exhilarating than beating the blond idiot in battle. The older boy bent and allowed his fingers to join Naruto's in massaging the reddened skin. The blond froze at the soft touch and shivered as the cool fingertips brushed up his neck, almost tickling his skin before tilting his head up to meet Sasuke in the eye. Naruto's breath hitch and a blush crept up his cheeks under the cool stare. He would've turned his head away if it wasn't for Sasuke's hand that held it firmly in place.

"Master."

The kneeling boy blinked confusedly. Did Sasuke just say something? For some reason he felt like he was drowning in a pool of honey by just looking at his rival. This never happened before.

"I said, call me master," The dark haired boy whispered against Naruot's ear. And before the blond could think about what he just said, Sasuke quickly added. "Don't forget we're being watched."

Naruto jumped slightly when he was reminded of their company. He would've looked around to try and locate the audience if it wasn't for the cloth that Sasuke covered his eyes with. "What's are you doing?"

Instead of getting an answer, he gasped as he was swiped off his feet literally. The wind brushing through his hair and the leaves that occasionally hit him told him that Sasuke was traveling through the tree tops. The smaller boy shivered a little from the chill and unconsciously snuggled closer against the warmth that Sasuke's firm chest provided. Although he didn't want to admit it, flying through the trees while blindfolded was a little too much even for him. But being held so securely by his rival was strangely comforting. Ironic wasn't it. There was no way that he would ever tell Sasuke of course!

Looking down at the precious bundle he held in his arms, Sasuke couldn't help but smirk as Naruto blushed and wetted his lips with the tip of his pink tongue. He looked so adorable and even he couldn't help but think how right it felt to have Naruto in his arms, and how snug they fit together. Despite his rough attitude that made him seem to be bigger and rougher than he really was, Naruto was quite small under his orange jump suite, and so adorable at moments like these when he was not swearing at the top of his voice. Don't get him wrong, Naruto was cute all the time, but he was just too loud that the rare occasions when he was quiet made him even more special and lovable than normal.

A little cabin appeared in his view and Sasuke jumped down, landing firmly so that Naruto wouldn't feel uncomfortable from the shock. Like he was told, the cabin was in a clearing sitting at the edge of a cliff that offered a wonderful view of the lake and beach below.

Still holding Naruto, Sasuke stepped through the open glass door and smirked when he saw the interior. It seemed like Kakashi-sensei gone all out for this little mission. He noticed with a grin that none of the tall French windows had drapes on them, offering anyone and everyone a perfect view inside.

"Sasuke?" Naruto's quiet inquiry brought him back from his observations. "Where are we?" The blond moved his hand to remove his blindfold, but Sasuke quickly stopped him.

"Leave it on," he whispered in Naruto's ear and smirked in satisfaction when a shiver ran down the blond's body. If Kakashi wanted to inspire that Ero-Sennin, then he should be careful what he wished for.

Carrying Naruto over to the blazing fireplace, it didn't matter if it was the middle f July, the fire added a comfortable and romantic ambiance. Setting Naruto down on the sheep skin rug, he smiled at the sigh from the blond at the softness of the skin as the shorter boy trailed his toes across the soft wool. If just standing on t could get such a response from Naruto, then Sasuke couldn't wait to see how responsive he could be for the rest of the night.

Without a word, Sasuke began the delightful task of divesting Naruto of his clothing. The dark haired boy licked his lips as the smooth creamy skin was revealed inch by inch to his hungry eyes. Making sure that he wasn't blocking the blond's body from the window, his hand caressed down the tantalizing body, relishing every little shiver and moan from his captive.

"That wasn't too bad was it Naruto-kun?" the sharingan user asked quietly, running his nails down Naruto's bare back, al the way down to the dip at the base of his spine. The normally black eyes turned red momentarily as red appeared where his nails marred the unbroken skin. The blond tried to speak but it seemed like Naruto lost his voice somewhere during the process and all he could do was give a little squeak and quickly nodded his head in agreement before his body could embarrass him further.

Sasuke chuckled before taking the chains around Naruto's neck and led his rival through the house and out the backdoor.

~*~*~*~

What the hell is that little bastard doing?! Kakashi ranted in his head. It was a good thing that no matter how advanced Ninjitsu was, no one has yet developed the ability to read minds, or else he'd be screwed right now. He gave strict instructions to that little Uchiha brat, but Sasuke was flaunting his orders back into his face at every opportunity the boy has. If this plan didn't work and Jiraiya stopped writing… The Jounin suddenly grabbed his head and shook it with enough strength to shake the tree that he and the Sennin were currently hiding in. No Kakashi! No sad thoughts! The silver haired man mentally counseled himself. After all, Sasuke and Naruto wouldn't want their dark little hentai secrets to be exposed to the whole village right? That thought was a little comforting as the Jounin came out of his little spasm.

Beside him, Jiraiya suppressed a shiver of fear. Note to self: always be cautious when around mentally unstable fans, the author thought to himself still staring at the maniac expression on Kakashi's face. Maybe it was because the Jounin's head band uncovered his left eye while they were following Sasuke, and the lone Sharingan eye with the vertical scar looked pretty freaky under the full moon. Not that he was scared, of course not, it was just because he was worried for the that loud mouth Naruto's health if his teacher was a loon.

The two adults quickly hid themselves in the leafy branches when they saw their students in the window. Excitement replaced fear in the blink of an eye when the Sennin watched Sasuke undress Naruto. Sure he has seen the blond in less than boxers before, but damn Naruto looked so sexy now. It even beats him in his Sexy no Jutsu form. And the chain and blindfold didn't help to calm the little ninja in his pants either. He could practically feel the ill concealed eagerness Sasuke was feeling. The little Uchiha brat certain have lots of self control if he hasn't pounced on Naruto yet. If the roles were switched…

He he he, a string of drool formed at the corner of Jiraiya's mouth and dripped to the ground. The hentai look appeared on his face as Sasuke walked out of the house lead a naked and aroused Naruto out. In one of his hands the dark haired young man held Naruto's chain while in the other he was carrying a silver tray covered by a thick red velvet cloth.

Narrowed eyes watched greedily as Sasuke set the tray down on the floor next to a small hotspring and took off the blindfold from Naruto's eyes but left the chain on. A sharp intake of breath was heard as both Jiraiya and Kakashi stared as Sasuke took off his shirt and bent over to take of his pants and boxers together. No wonder all the girls were after him, looking at that slender well proportioned body with well developed lean muscles, it was like looking at the body of a young god, the white skin almost glowing under the moon light. The Ero-Sennin almost lost control when Sasuke reached up and stretched, the muscles on his back contracting together and relaxing.

The black haired ninja carefully dipped a toe into the hot spring, satisfied with the temperature, he lowered himself into the bubbling water sighing at the luxury of the natural spring. Pulling on the chains, he pulled Naruto close to the edge but not into the pool. Leaning his head forward, he turned around so that Naruto was facing his back. The blond looked confusedly at his teammate but when he saw the contents in the tray an understanding drawn on his face. Naruto smiled his foxy grin and poured the warm jasmine oil into his palm, and gently massaged it into Sasuke's tense shoulders.

Jiraiya groaned watching Naruto expertly rub the white shoulders under his hands. Naruto must've done this many times before watching how Sasuke trusted the blond not to mess up. If only he knew that the loud mouth kid had that kind of skill before this. Imagine all the time that he could've spent relaxing under a good massage instead of teaching Naruto useless ninja tricks. The tight knots slowly loosened up and Sasuke tilted his head back to reward his lover with a little kiss. Just a brush of lips, a little taste to tease himself with until later.

Taking a small sake bottle and cup from the tray, Sasuke poured himself a cup of the sweet alcohol and offered his hand to Naruto. The blond took the hand and stepped into the spring, but before he could fully lower himself into the hot water, Sasuke jerked him forwards until he landed, sitting in the older boy's lap. Even from the hiding spot, the two older ninja could see the blush that rushed into Naruto's face and hear Sasuke's laughter as he teased his lover.

"Kakashi-kun." The silver haired Jounin turned towards to his favorite author. "Is there anyway we can get closer to them?" Jiraiya asked more than a little frustrated that he couldn't see what Sasuke and Naruto was doing now that they were both under water. And all the little sounds that they were making weren't helping the matter either. He needed to see more! All the little splashes of water, the breathless giggling, the soft half concealed moans and the possessive growls were all giving him sudden waves of inspiration but he needed more! He needed to see for himself all the naughty little things they do to each other. The perverted acts that Sasuke would put Naruto through and the innocent lust in the blonde's eyes as he play out all of the dark hair ninja's sexual fantasies. After all, he did see lots of chocolate sauce, brushes, feathers, chains, whips, handcuffs, along with a few other unmentionable toys…

"I'm sorry Jiraiya-sama," Kakashi began to sweat. "But this is the closest we can go. On the other side there's nothing but the cliff and we can only watch and be hidden from this side…"

The rest of his words died in his mouth as a sharp cry cut through the night that was immediately followed by a loud moan and the words. "Do that again Sasuke-sama! Please!"

The sound of splashing water grew louder and more frequent as well as the distinctive sound of wet skin rubbing against each other. Both adults had glassy looks in their eyes, there was no doubt in what they were thinking in their minds…. Especially when Naruto screamed again, this time something that sounding a lot like "Faster, it feels so good Sasuke-sama. I'm almost there."

"Oh god Naruto," It was the first time that they heard Sasuke speak. The voice didn't sound at all him the cool headed Uchiha. It was deep and husky, full of lust and heat, complimenting the little whines and moans from Naruto even more. There was a loud cry from both of them and then suddenly everything was quiet, except for the tinkling sound of the water.

Kakashi and Jiraiya looked at each other in confusion. That ended fast. Disappointment began to fill the Sennin. He should've known better, putting two hormonal teenagers together would not be enough to inspire him after all. He was looking for something more classy and refined than a quick toss in the hot spring. And he thought he taught Naruto better than that.

"Sasuke! You put another mark on me! I hurts." The Sennin stopped when the loud familiar voice shouted in shock

"Shut up idiot, you liked it when I was doing it." Sasuke answered back in his normal voice. "Don't forget that I'm still your master for the rest of the night."

"What?! I thought we're finished!"

"Idiot, we haven't even started."

A loud splash and the sound of bare feet running across the smooth stone floor was heard. "Sasuke you pervert!" Soon a second pair of feet were heard chasing after the first.

Epilogue

Well it didn't go at all to what he originally planned. But at least it accomplished its goal. Kakashi thought tiredly to himself. It was another Sunday morning, almost a months after that incident, and still every time he saw Sasuke and Naruto, he had to mentally force himself from wringing that smug little smirk from Sasuke's face.

Oh he made the two little bastards pay. Two weeks of doing nothing but D rank mission separately, he made sure they didn't have any chance of seeing each other or touch each other. Knowing their previous activity schedule (which consisted of a little rendezvous every night), it would only be a taste of what they put him through.

Well all that was past now. Nothing mattered anymore except for the next volume of Icha Icha Paradise. Taking the book from its plastic cover, he flipped the book open and breathed the fresh acidic smell that came with all new books. Tears appeared in his eye as he saw his name in the dedications 'thanks to Hakate Kakashi-kun for providing the inspiration for this chapter'. His favorite author just dedicated this volume to him! Ah, he hasn't had a day this good since the time he threatened to fail Group 7. Wiping away the tears he began to feast his eyes on the tiny word:

"Hikaru-kun!" Princess Himiko walked down the cold long hall looking for her lover. She had woken up alone in the middle of the night after they made hot sizzling love. Her body still trembled in remembrance and she flushed despite the cold. Her Hikaru-kun was so amazing, even thinking about him could make her feel so hot. How could her father forbid their marriage?

Soundlessly she walked in the dark. Where could he be? She has searched the entire palace with no signs of him at all. She even checked the servant quarters, now she was going to look at the only place that she hasn't checked yet; her father's wing.

A small sound caught her attention. It almost sounded like a moan. A sudden fear seized her, was her father in pain? He was old but he has always been in the best of health. Even at age fifty, King Yukifumi still liked to hunt and practice sword fighting every opportunity he got.

"Please," Princess Himiko froze at the voice. It was Hikaru-kun's voice! What was he doing here at the King's wing? Carefully she crept closer to the door of her father's chambers. To her surprise the door was slightly ajar. Hiding in the shadows, she peaked through the tiny crack. What she saw almost made her cry. There entwined in the sheets together, was her dear Hikaru-kun and on top of him was her father King Yukifumi! Her father was doing to Hikaru-kun what Hikaru-kun did to her just a few hours ago. How could they?!

Feeling betrayed and heartbroken, the princess ran away to her own chambers, leaving her father and lover still in the heat of passion…

TBC

Kakashi blinked and pinched himself. Did he read what he just read?

"Kakashi!!!!!!!!!!! You are so dead!!!!!!!! How dare you ruin Icha Icha Paradise like this?!" Suddenly loud shouts and pounding outside his door woke the silver haired Jounin from his day-mare and confirmed what he was dreading.

~*~*~*~

"He he he, yes that's it Naruto. Arch your back just a little more," somewhere in the forest a white haired Sennin drooled as he spied on his blond student and his dark haired lover.

The End

AN: Thanks to everyone who reviewed this story!