THE SSX TRICKY MURDERS
[* CHAPTER 01 *]
AUTHOR'S NOTE -- Yes, this is a play. My other fanfics will all be regular stories though.
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(All 12 of the boarders are in a hotel lobby, they are stopped at a remote hotel in the Swiss Alps for a venue they've been racing on.)
Eddie: Damn, it's cold in here!
Luther: No it's not, you dang little wimp.
Mac: Are you gonna take that from him? I'd give him a Mac smackdown!
Elise: Mac, shut the hell up. Please.
Eddie: Yeah, come on Luther. I'll give you a...uh...Eddie smackdown.
Mac: BOO! That sucks!
Kaori: Mac, stop it, before you get in trouble. *giggle*
Psymon: Kaori giving advice? But you're CRAZY!
Kaori: No I'm not! Stop saying that! Ugggh! *giggle*
Moby: Stop arguing, someone give Eddie a coat or something.
Elise: (hands Eddie her coat) Sure. Eddie, you can have mine.
Eddie: Thanks babe! I owe you one.
Brodi: Elise should be in Nirvana by now, so she won't WANT anything from you.
Moby: Brodi, just stop.
Seeiah: Yeah, forreal. Your good nature makes me uncomfortable, man!
Brodi: (stops meditating) What'd you say?
Luther: Mac said he was gonna give you a "Mac smackdown!"
Mac: (jumps up from his seat) Hey, fatty, wanna say that to my face?
Zoe: Mac, chill out. Just chill the hell out.
Mac: You tellin' me what to do, Zoe?
Zoe: You're damn right I am. Sit your ass down and just settle down.
Brodi: The best way to calm down is to-
Eddie: Brodi, STOP!
Psymon: God, even prison was better than this crap.
Elise: I doubt it.
(The lights flicker)
Marisol: (jolts) What was that?!
Eddie: I dunno! Elise, hold me! And don't ever let go!
Elise: (holds Eddie) Um...ok.
Kaori: We're all gonna die! And I haven't even bought that new anime yet. *giggle*
Luther: I haven't even gotten a dandy little Mac Smackdown, doggon it.
Marisol: I haven't even won a race yet!
Moby: I haven't even tried green tea!
Elise: You guys are just overreacting.
(The lights go out. Everyone screams.)
Seeiah: Oh damn! What was that?!
Moby: Is everybody ok?
Zoe: I'm fine, but Luther's grabbing my boobs.
Elise: Oh whoops, that's me, sorry Zoe.
Brodi: You must become one with the darkness, it will-
Mac: SHUT UP!
Eddie: I'm right here, nice & comfy. Niiiice and comfy.
Moby: Ok, that's everybody important.
Psymon: I'm not important? TAKE IT BACK!
(The lights turn back on)
Kaori: Oh my god! HE'S DEAD! *giggle*
(Luther is lying next to Kaori and JP, stabbed in the chest.)
Mac: Hell yeah! WAIT! Someone killed him!
Eddie: Yeah, it was probably you!
Brodi: Maybe if Luther became one with the darkness-
Elise: Well, he didn't. And now he's dead.
Moby: And one of us killed him.
Elise: How can you be sure it was one of us?
Psymon: (slaps hands on knees) Obviously, Elise! Come on now.
Zoe: Well, who was it?
Moby: I don't think they're just going to admit it right here.
Mac: It wasn't me! I promise that, yo. I don't kill. I kill with my mad rhymes, dawg!
Seeiah: (clears throat) Ahem.
Mac: Oh, sorry.
Kaori: (drinks some water) I think it was Eddie. *giggle*
Eddie: WHAT?! Why would it be me?! It was probably YOU!
Psymon: It wasn't Kaori. She's not a good killer, I know that for a fact.
Elise: Yeah Psymon, but you are! You've killed before.
(The others all look at Kaori, Psymon & Eddie)
Seeiah: Kaori, you were sitting right next to him.
Moby: Psymon's killed before.
JP: Yez, I am pizzed! Luther iz dead.
Seeiah: I think we've established that, dumbass.
Brodi: Seeiah, you need more meditation-
Seeiah: Oh shut the hell up! (grabs Kaori's water and throws it at Brodi)
Mac: Geez, this is real freakin successful.
Elise: I'm tired. Let's go to sleep.
Zoe: We'll find out who did it tommorrow.
(Everyone except for Kaori & Mac go up to their rooms)
Kaori: You don't think it was me, right?!
Mac: Naw, naw. You wouldn't do that.
Kaori: I wouldn't! I'm so sad!
Mac: Well, he's dead. Still fat, and dead. And someone killed him.
Kaori: Um...duh. *giggle*
[* CHAPTER 01 *]
AUTHOR'S NOTE -- Yes, this is a play. My other fanfics will all be regular stories though.
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(All 12 of the boarders are in a hotel lobby, they are stopped at a remote hotel in the Swiss Alps for a venue they've been racing on.)
Eddie: Damn, it's cold in here!
Luther: No it's not, you dang little wimp.
Mac: Are you gonna take that from him? I'd give him a Mac smackdown!
Elise: Mac, shut the hell up. Please.
Eddie: Yeah, come on Luther. I'll give you a...uh...Eddie smackdown.
Mac: BOO! That sucks!
Kaori: Mac, stop it, before you get in trouble. *giggle*
Psymon: Kaori giving advice? But you're CRAZY!
Kaori: No I'm not! Stop saying that! Ugggh! *giggle*
Moby: Stop arguing, someone give Eddie a coat or something.
Elise: (hands Eddie her coat) Sure. Eddie, you can have mine.
Eddie: Thanks babe! I owe you one.
Brodi: Elise should be in Nirvana by now, so she won't WANT anything from you.
Moby: Brodi, just stop.
Seeiah: Yeah, forreal. Your good nature makes me uncomfortable, man!
Brodi: (stops meditating) What'd you say?
Luther: Mac said he was gonna give you a "Mac smackdown!"
Mac: (jumps up from his seat) Hey, fatty, wanna say that to my face?
Zoe: Mac, chill out. Just chill the hell out.
Mac: You tellin' me what to do, Zoe?
Zoe: You're damn right I am. Sit your ass down and just settle down.
Brodi: The best way to calm down is to-
Eddie: Brodi, STOP!
Psymon: God, even prison was better than this crap.
Elise: I doubt it.
(The lights flicker)
Marisol: (jolts) What was that?!
Eddie: I dunno! Elise, hold me! And don't ever let go!
Elise: (holds Eddie) Um...ok.
Kaori: We're all gonna die! And I haven't even bought that new anime yet. *giggle*
Luther: I haven't even gotten a dandy little Mac Smackdown, doggon it.
Marisol: I haven't even won a race yet!
Moby: I haven't even tried green tea!
Elise: You guys are just overreacting.
(The lights go out. Everyone screams.)
Seeiah: Oh damn! What was that?!
Moby: Is everybody ok?
Zoe: I'm fine, but Luther's grabbing my boobs.
Elise: Oh whoops, that's me, sorry Zoe.
Brodi: You must become one with the darkness, it will-
Mac: SHUT UP!
Eddie: I'm right here, nice & comfy. Niiiice and comfy.
Moby: Ok, that's everybody important.
Psymon: I'm not important? TAKE IT BACK!
(The lights turn back on)
Kaori: Oh my god! HE'S DEAD! *giggle*
(Luther is lying next to Kaori and JP, stabbed in the chest.)
Mac: Hell yeah! WAIT! Someone killed him!
Eddie: Yeah, it was probably you!
Brodi: Maybe if Luther became one with the darkness-
Elise: Well, he didn't. And now he's dead.
Moby: And one of us killed him.
Elise: How can you be sure it was one of us?
Psymon: (slaps hands on knees) Obviously, Elise! Come on now.
Zoe: Well, who was it?
Moby: I don't think they're just going to admit it right here.
Mac: It wasn't me! I promise that, yo. I don't kill. I kill with my mad rhymes, dawg!
Seeiah: (clears throat) Ahem.
Mac: Oh, sorry.
Kaori: (drinks some water) I think it was Eddie. *giggle*
Eddie: WHAT?! Why would it be me?! It was probably YOU!
Psymon: It wasn't Kaori. She's not a good killer, I know that for a fact.
Elise: Yeah Psymon, but you are! You've killed before.
(The others all look at Kaori, Psymon & Eddie)
Seeiah: Kaori, you were sitting right next to him.
Moby: Psymon's killed before.
JP: Yez, I am pizzed! Luther iz dead.
Seeiah: I think we've established that, dumbass.
Brodi: Seeiah, you need more meditation-
Seeiah: Oh shut the hell up! (grabs Kaori's water and throws it at Brodi)
Mac: Geez, this is real freakin successful.
Elise: I'm tired. Let's go to sleep.
Zoe: We'll find out who did it tommorrow.
(Everyone except for Kaori & Mac go up to their rooms)
Kaori: You don't think it was me, right?!
Mac: Naw, naw. You wouldn't do that.
Kaori: I wouldn't! I'm so sad!
Mac: Well, he's dead. Still fat, and dead. And someone killed him.
Kaori: Um...duh. *giggle*