Author's note: Well glad to see people approved of Evan's chapter now for a chapter that not dedicated to anyone….
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The X-men were sitting around the breakfast table eating and chatting among themselves. Professor X rolled in and cleared his throat to get everyone's attention. Everyone looked up from what they were doing.
"Everyone I would like you to welcome the new recruit…Penelope!"
A girl who looked like Kurt only that she was female and had red fur walked in. Everyone jumped up to greet her, except one person. Penelope grinned from ear to ear then saw Kurt. She walked over to him (trying very much to shack her butt more than necessary)
"Hello Kurt…I'm your sister and your long-lost love! Why don't you come over here so we can make-out?"
Just then Mystique walked in with her arm around Logan. Storm started a lightning storm while kissing Evan. Logan got mad and started slicing up thing. Mystique was talking on a cell phone.
"Yes My son and daughter wish to be married tomorrow…yes white roses…Oh and chocolate cake with sprinkles…yes marshmallows in the punch!"
Penelope wrapped her arms around Kurt and sighed.
"Oh I'm so happy! And just think! Soon we'll have children! Which will also be our nieces and nephews!"
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Kurt woke up screaming at the top of his lungs. He tired to reassure himself it was a dream. It was just a dream. But it seemed so real! He could almost taste the bacon he had been eating.
"Ok, Kurt. Just calm down. Breath. Remember it was just a dream! Just keep saying that! It was JUST a dream…a really scary almost real dream…"
Kurt sat up and looked at the clock; it was only 5:30.
"Oh well, nothing like an early start…I'm definitely not going back to sleep tonight!"
Kurt got up out of bed and got ready for the day.
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When Professor X got up Kurt was already up and in the living room watching T.V.
"Good morning Kurt. I hope you slept well."
Kurt twitched slightly.
"Oh yes Professor! Wonderful!"
Professor X raised an eyebrow.
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yep everything's hunky dory!"
The Professor gave Kurt the eye and wheeled into the kitchen for breakfast. Kurt went upstairs to get ready for school.
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Everyone was at the breakfast table when Kurt came back downstairs backpack in hand.
"Like, what's your hurry Kurt?" Kitty asked when Kurt walked in.
"Oh nothing…I just got up early and had nothing better to do." Kurt replied.
"Okay…" Kitty looked a little skeptical.
Kurt sat down at the table and ate a second breakfast.
"Kurt slow down a little! You don't want heart-burn!" Storm told Kurt in a kind of mother-like voice.
"I don't get heart-burn!" Kurt replied not slowing down.
Storm sighed and shook her head as she took her plate to the sink.
"Evan, honey don't forget about your dentist appointmen-" Storm turned around to find Evan gone.
"I don't know what's gotten into him!" She sighed as she cleaned up his plate.
"Don't worry Storm I'm sure he'll get over it!" Kurt said as he teleported out.
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The Professor was in his study/office room reading Lord of The Rings when someone knocked on his study/office door.
"Yes, Storm? You can come in."
Storm opened the door and walked in.
"Professor…I'm worried about Evan…"
"Ah, I see…"
"Yes, He's been acting so strange!"
"Do you have any idea what may be causing this strange behavior?"
"Not very…But he was at this website when I first noticed he was acting strange." Storm handed Professor X the piece of paper with 'www.fanfiction.ws' written on it. The Professor took the paper and nodded.
"I'll look into it."
"Thank you Professor!"
Storm left feeling better knowing the Professor was taking care of things.
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