A/N: I know, not everyone likes
pop… but still, if we have to listen to all those BSB, N*sync, B4-4, 98 degrees
and etc crap, hey why can't we make it? So Harry, Draco, Ron, Vincent, and Fred are in the wizarding TV show,
where Rita Skeeter is hosting.
Maybe it would be good if
you liked this idea to read 'The Witch Weekly' story after, where they five of
them give interview.
Rita: Hello everybody! ::the camera goes closer, fixing just on her face:: Hi, I'm Rita Skeeter, and I'm back!
Audience: Boo!
Rita: SHOVE IT! ::suddenly all of them are silent:: Anywayz, today I'm hosting the show to the new boys' band: WIZARDING BABEZ!!!!!!!!!!! And the five hot guys in the band are: HARRY POTTER!!!
::Harry runs outside, on the
stage, running, as everybody were clapping, and cheering. He sits down opposite of Rita::
Rita: DRACO MALFOY!!!
::Draco casually comes out::
Pansy (from the audience):
Draco I'm pregnant!
Draco: What?
Pansy: But I'm not sure if
the child is yours… just to inform you
Draco: ::sighs:: Don't do this to me anymore, Pansy
::he sits down beside Potter:
Rita: RON WEASLEY!!!
::Ron runs outside, sitting
beside Draco::
Rita: VINCENT CRABBE!!!
::Crabbe runs out::
Goyle (from the
audience): I love you Craby!
Crabbe: I love you, too Goyli!
::on Ron's unpleasure, he
sits beside Ron::
Rita: And the last one FRED WEASLEY!!!
::Fred comes out, and sits
beside Crabbe::
Rita: So you are Wizarding Babez?
Draco and Fred: That wasn't my idea to be called that!
Fred: Yeah, the name is so stupid…
Vincent: But I made it out…
Ron: You're stupid
Vincent: ::for himself:: Goyli said I am smart
::Fred overhears him::
Fred: Well comparing to him, even Malfoy is smart
Draco: What?
Fred: I just said how smart you are…
Draco: Oh…
Rita: Your new album, "Healing the Broken Hearts",
it came out…
Harry: Yeah, it came out three weeks ago. And we have new single from it, and it's
called…
Fred: ::sings:: Lemme show you the shape of my ass…
Ron: NO Fred, that's N*sync… or wait, it's
Backstreet Boys…
Draco: I think it's B*witched
Ron: No idiot, B*witched are females… but they
still do suck you know
Draco: We all knew that
Harry: So ANYWAYZ, it's called "Heart Made of Ice",
and you are going to see the video now
Rita: Yes, but just right after these commercials…
we'll be right back, so stay tuned for upcoming video
::commercial::
the actual video:
Hermione comes out, and she
is like ice queen, as the background is black
Hermione: ::saying:: My
heart is made of ice
::the scene is switched to
ice castle, where Harry, Draco, Ron, Crabbe, and Fred, are all wearing white,
and are ready for dancing::
Harry: You have heart made of ice
::music starts, and they all
start dancing::
::it switches just on Harry
and Cho, sitting on the grass, and having picnic. Harry lays in her lap::
We had our whole life
Dedicated to each other
And now you don't love me
any more
How could you leave me?
I would give you my whole
heart
How could you do this to me?
It torn me apart
::Cho leaves, and Harry goes
back to the ice castle::
::Draco and Pansy are
sitting in front of the TV, laying on the couch, watching 'The Simpsons'::
I loved you, you just went away
I praised you, you pushed me
away
I need you, I can't live
with out you
Why did you do this to me?
Because you have heart of
ice
::Pansy leaves, and Draco is
in the ice castle, too::
::now, all five of them are
dancing and singing chorus::
Your heart is made of ice
Your body, your whole mind
You frozen me
And you went away
Taking your heart of ice
::Crabbe and Goyle are
dancing in the ball room::
We had plans for each other
And now you don't love me
anymore
How could you ditch me
I would give you my whole
life
How could you do this
It split me apart
::Goyle leaves, and Crabbe
is in the ice castle… Gosh, don't you get the pattern here?::
::Ron and Hermione are
making out at back of the car::
I loved you, you just went
away
I praised you, you pushed me
away
I need you; I can't live
with out you
Why did you do this to me?
Because you have heart of
ice
::they sing chorus back
together, the same way::
::Fred and Angelina are
standing in the middle of the ice ring, Angelina wearing wonderful white,
floating dress::
I use to love you
And praise you with all my
heart
And now you froze me
The game went like that from
the start
::everyone appears in the
ice ring, Harry, Cho, Draco, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Ron, Hermione, and some
additional people::
::they all start dancing::
::the 'Babez' sing chorus
again::
::commercials::
Rita: So that was it: the new video of 'Wizarding Babez'? It seems that audience quite liked it
::camera switched on the
audience, but they are all sleeping::
Rita: Well at least our band members liked it?
::unfortunately, they are
sleeping too::
Rita: I feel ::yawns:: sleepy ::yawns:: too