The following is an internet conversation between a few random characters. Punctuation edited for your sake so you can actually read it without straining your eyes... too much.

Ronald: Dudes... I'm kind of scared of Hermione...

Harry: Why would you say that?

Hermione: YEAH! WHY?

Ronald: Dudette... When did YOU get in here?

Hermione: Didn't you know that I have supreme access to all chatrooms inside the Internet? A-DUH!

Ginny: Don't feel bad Ron-- I didn't know that either.

Cho is Hot: Yeah... I didn't either.

Ronald: Okay, good.

Ronald: By the way, Cho... Why does your name proclaim your own hotness?

Cho is Hot: It just does, okay? God!

Ronald: Alrighty then...

Harry: Geesh, you guys talk to fast.

Hermione: No, you're just too dumb to keep up...

Harry: That was hurtful...

Cho is Hot: I agree.

Ginny: Mmhmmm.

Hermione: It was supposed to be hurtful, you friggin' idiot.

Hermione: GOD!

Ginny: Whoa... Is it your "special" time of the month?

Hermione: Shush.

Hermione has signed off at 11.54 PM

Cho is Hot: I'm confused...

Cho is Hot has left the chatroom at 11.55 PM

Ronald: Guys.. shes been this for like... EVER... So, it can't be that she has any kind of special "times of the months..."

Ginny: Unless she has a weird disease/ problem where she has a weird cycle and so she stays in her period for weeks and weeks at a time...

Ronald: I still don't trust her...

Harry: Yeah, I have problems trusting something that bleeds for twenty days and doesn't die...

Ginny: ...

Ginny has left the chatroom at 12.04 AM

Harry: Okay... I have no interest in being online if your sister isn't... That's the only reason why I'm even staying your friend, you know... Because I want to maybe have a chance at your sister...

Ronald: Yeah... I know...

Harry: Good.

Harry has signed off at 12.12 AM

Ronald: This sucks.

Ronald has left the chatroom at 12.19 AM

Chatroom: Whee! Nobody will ever find out what I do when I'm not being used! WHEEE:D :D :D

Chatroom: SMILIES:D ;) :P :

Chatroom: SMILIE POWER!

Chatroom: I LIKE LEMONS!

Chatroom: WTF! I TOTALLY DIDN'T KNOW THAT!

Chatroom: I wonder what's on Spike! TV right now...

Chatroom: Ooh... That's hot...

Chatroom: I crack myself up!

Chatroom: I don't get it.

Chatroom: Well, we're watching The Simple Life 542 and I just said "That's hot!" ...

Chatroom: ...

Chatroom: LAUGH!

Chatroom: You are totally schizophrenic.

Chatroom: And you aren't? You ARE a part of me aren't you?

Chatroom: ...

Chatroom: Right? You are? Right?

Chatroom: ... so you think...

Chatroom: WHATEVAR!

Chatroom: Stoppit!

Chatroom: Stoppit!

Chatroom: Stop mocking me!

Chatroom: Stop mocking me!

Chatroom/selfdestruct

Yay! I win! Because I don't own Harry Potter, so I have no responsibilities that go along with owning it! And I don't have to worry about looking good when I go to lunch with Warner Bros. or J.K. Rowling because I don't technically know either of them! MUAHAHA! I HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES!