Re-Embodiment
By kasura
Namo summoned Elf # 1 out of cell 30002 to the main hall, to announced he's paroled for re-embodiment. Elf #1 wanted to leap in joy, but settled for bouncing since he's lacking his corporeal feet.
He was lead out of Mandos by Nienna who washed him with her tears of sorrows at one less fea to unleash her mental sanity survey.
Elf # 1 banged his hands at Mando's doors after few days, demanding an audience with Namo. He appeared much distressed. When his request was granted, he stood in front of the Doomsman, beseeching, " Lord, I was not expecting to live my new life in my old body. Is this a mistake?" He then showed Namo his body that has a hole through his heart. This Elf had died in Valinor of a stray arrow in a hunting accident while he was out picking mushrooms.
Watching the Elf through his half-lidded eyes, and his hand busily maneuvering a toothpick in his mouth to clean off his lunch leftover, Namo replied, " You silly Elf. Do you expect the Valar to create a new body for you when we can recycle your old one since it stayed fresh in Lorien from the day you died? We haven't got the time and our Powers are not to be abused for this frivolous activity. Now, Be gone!"
With a wave of his hand, Elf #1 was booted out of Mandos. A threatening voice sprang up in his befuddled brain told him to be grateful and live with it and yadda yadda yadda. He reluctantly traveled the road home, and saw some Teleri Elves strolling before him. When he approached them to complain of his mistreatment he saw each of them got sword holes in various parts of their bodies.
Elf #1 exclaimed " My friends, the Valar re-embodied you in your old bodies too?" The Teleri Elves nodded "Aye, We have been living in this condition since the Kinslaying of Alqualonde." Elf #1 promptly fainted.
By kasura
Namo summoned Elf # 1 out of cell 30002 to the main hall, to announced he's paroled for re-embodiment. Elf #1 wanted to leap in joy, but settled for bouncing since he's lacking his corporeal feet.
He was lead out of Mandos by Nienna who washed him with her tears of sorrows at one less fea to unleash her mental sanity survey.
Elf # 1 banged his hands at Mando's doors after few days, demanding an audience with Namo. He appeared much distressed. When his request was granted, he stood in front of the Doomsman, beseeching, " Lord, I was not expecting to live my new life in my old body. Is this a mistake?" He then showed Namo his body that has a hole through his heart. This Elf had died in Valinor of a stray arrow in a hunting accident while he was out picking mushrooms.
Watching the Elf through his half-lidded eyes, and his hand busily maneuvering a toothpick in his mouth to clean off his lunch leftover, Namo replied, " You silly Elf. Do you expect the Valar to create a new body for you when we can recycle your old one since it stayed fresh in Lorien from the day you died? We haven't got the time and our Powers are not to be abused for this frivolous activity. Now, Be gone!"
With a wave of his hand, Elf #1 was booted out of Mandos. A threatening voice sprang up in his befuddled brain told him to be grateful and live with it and yadda yadda yadda. He reluctantly traveled the road home, and saw some Teleri Elves strolling before him. When he approached them to complain of his mistreatment he saw each of them got sword holes in various parts of their bodies.
Elf #1 exclaimed " My friends, the Valar re-embodied you in your old bodies too?" The Teleri Elves nodded "Aye, We have been living in this condition since the Kinslaying of Alqualonde." Elf #1 promptly fainted.