Disclaimer: I would like to have it noted that none of the HP characters
are mine, they are all JK Rowling's, okay? Stop whining. And all of the
LOTR characters belong to JRR Tolkien, okay? Stop whining. And all of the
FF characters belong to Squaresoft - SO STOP WHINING ALREADY!!!!!
GOD!!!!!!!!!! It's not like I'm going to make money off if this thing -
it's only on FanFiction for god's sake. So STOP FREAKIN' WHINING!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter One: People Meet . People
Harry Potter was a boy with messy black hair and green eyes. He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry along with his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Harry was a wizard. This has no relevance to the story.
ONWARD!!!
One day Harry decided to use some Floo powder and go to Ron's house. He did.
Hermione decided the same thing. She did.
"Hi Ron, hi Hermione," Harry said.
"Hi Hermione, hi Harry," Ron said.
"Hi Harry, hi Ron," Hermione said.
They all looked at each other like the other two were mad, and then decided to play a game.
"Let's play Life!" shouted Harry.
"Let's play Monopoly!" shouted Ron.
"Let's play Trivial Pursuit: Wizardry Edition!" shouted Hermione.
The boys glared at her, annoyed.
"NO!" they both shouted.
"FINE!" she shouted back. "I'M GOING HOME!"
"FINE!" they shouted back. "DO THAT!"
At that very moment, a blonde guy wearing strange clothes dropped in from the ceiling.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled really loud. Everyone stopped shouting at each other and started shouting at him.
"WHO ARE YOU?" yelled Harry.
"WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?" screeched Hermione.
"HOW THE HECK DID YOU DROP THROUGH MY CEILING?" bellowed Ron.
The blonde guy started to cry.
"It's not my fault! My name's Tidus, and I come from Zanarkand -"
"OH MY GOD!" yelled Harry and Hermione together. "HE'S TIDUS!"
"Who?" said Ron weakly. Everyone in the room glared at him.
"He's Tidus, DUH!" yelled Harry.
"He's from Final Fantasy 10, you idiot!" yelled Hermione.
"Oh. Right," said Ron, not having a clue what Final Fantasy 10 was.
"Aren't you a video game character?" Harry asked. "How'd you get here?"
"Well, I was just kind of swimming around in this pond in Macalania Woods with - a good friend -"
"Oh, please, we know the whole story," sighed Hermione irritably. "With Yuna, right?"
Tidus gaped at her. "How did YOU know?"
"I've played it only like a hundred times, okay?" she said, and continued. "So you were swimming and then you were here? But you're not wet."
Tidus looked down at himself. "Oh. Well, in Spira I was wet."
"Yeah, well, this is Earth, not Spira," said Harry. "And you're NOT wet."
"I SAY WE ATTACK HIM!" yelled Ron suddenly, wanting to be heard. Everyone glared at him.
"SHUT UP, RON!" they all yelled. Well, Tidus just yelled shut up, not knowing Ron's name. He did now, though. Know Ron's name, that is.
"So - you're a video game character who got transported into our world? How?" said Hermione suspiciously.
"Of course I am, I'm Tidus, and all I want right now is to be back in my game -"
Harry and Hermione burst out laughing.
"What? What?" Tidus said, looking at them in bewilderment.
"Ooh, Tidus has a girlfriend!" Hermione giggled.
"Want to go swim with Yuna?" Harry chortled. Tidus turned very red.
"SHUT UP!" he yelled.
Author's Note: Hi guys, if this didn't make you laugh, nothing will, okay? I'm really really hyper right now and I have a lot of plans for the next chapter, so ya, it's good, I'm writing more. Right now in fact. Bye bye .
Chapter One: People Meet . People
Harry Potter was a boy with messy black hair and green eyes. He attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry along with his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. Harry was a wizard. This has no relevance to the story.
ONWARD!!!
One day Harry decided to use some Floo powder and go to Ron's house. He did.
Hermione decided the same thing. She did.
"Hi Ron, hi Hermione," Harry said.
"Hi Hermione, hi Harry," Ron said.
"Hi Harry, hi Ron," Hermione said.
They all looked at each other like the other two were mad, and then decided to play a game.
"Let's play Life!" shouted Harry.
"Let's play Monopoly!" shouted Ron.
"Let's play Trivial Pursuit: Wizardry Edition!" shouted Hermione.
The boys glared at her, annoyed.
"NO!" they both shouted.
"FINE!" she shouted back. "I'M GOING HOME!"
"FINE!" they shouted back. "DO THAT!"
At that very moment, a blonde guy wearing strange clothes dropped in from the ceiling.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled really loud. Everyone stopped shouting at each other and started shouting at him.
"WHO ARE YOU?" yelled Harry.
"WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?" screeched Hermione.
"HOW THE HECK DID YOU DROP THROUGH MY CEILING?" bellowed Ron.
The blonde guy started to cry.
"It's not my fault! My name's Tidus, and I come from Zanarkand -"
"OH MY GOD!" yelled Harry and Hermione together. "HE'S TIDUS!"
"Who?" said Ron weakly. Everyone in the room glared at him.
"He's Tidus, DUH!" yelled Harry.
"He's from Final Fantasy 10, you idiot!" yelled Hermione.
"Oh. Right," said Ron, not having a clue what Final Fantasy 10 was.
"Aren't you a video game character?" Harry asked. "How'd you get here?"
"Well, I was just kind of swimming around in this pond in Macalania Woods with - a good friend -"
"Oh, please, we know the whole story," sighed Hermione irritably. "With Yuna, right?"
Tidus gaped at her. "How did YOU know?"
"I've played it only like a hundred times, okay?" she said, and continued. "So you were swimming and then you were here? But you're not wet."
Tidus looked down at himself. "Oh. Well, in Spira I was wet."
"Yeah, well, this is Earth, not Spira," said Harry. "And you're NOT wet."
"I SAY WE ATTACK HIM!" yelled Ron suddenly, wanting to be heard. Everyone glared at him.
"SHUT UP, RON!" they all yelled. Well, Tidus just yelled shut up, not knowing Ron's name. He did now, though. Know Ron's name, that is.
"So - you're a video game character who got transported into our world? How?" said Hermione suspiciously.
"Of course I am, I'm Tidus, and all I want right now is to be back in my game -"
Harry and Hermione burst out laughing.
"What? What?" Tidus said, looking at them in bewilderment.
"Ooh, Tidus has a girlfriend!" Hermione giggled.
"Want to go swim with Yuna?" Harry chortled. Tidus turned very red.
"SHUT UP!" he yelled.
Author's Note: Hi guys, if this didn't make you laugh, nothing will, okay? I'm really really hyper right now and I have a lot of plans for the next chapter, so ya, it's good, I'm writing more. Right now in fact. Bye bye .