Okay Tigera here. If you haddnt guessed by the title, this is a rant about Gundam Wing, more specifically, about the ''oddities'' that bug us( aka me and Frostfoxfire) in the show...
Disclaimer: Dont own Gundam Wing. Never have, never will. If sued, I will poke vicously and sic my insane muses on the person(s) sueing. Trust me that wont be pretty. It will involve large amounts of sugar and repeated exposure to Relena the banshee and Barney.
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My first Target... HEERO YUY!
Okay, has anyone noticed that Heero pulls a gun out of nowhere!? And he wears spandex and a tank top. Now the question is, WHERE IN HELL DOES HE KEEP HIS GUN!? I mean come on,it's spandex. Spandex is skin tight...wait a minute, why is he wearing spandex? Okay, note to self, rant about that later...
But seriously, there is no place to hide it. Unless its up his ass or down his front.... er... now that I think of it, in some of the art work for GW, heero does look kinda *big* . The third option being in a subspace pocket like they do for Sailor Moon. Hm.. another rant for later hehehe. Though that would explain why Heero acts like he has a stick up his ass, or rather a gun. That just makes you wonder how that works. Well it makes ME wonder. What, does he just reach down his pants and pull it out where the sun dont shine?
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~Senario~
*heero gets spotted by and Ozzie who starts shooting at him.He turns towards the Ozzie and reaches down his spandex pants *
"Whoa! What are you doing!? " The ozzie stares in disbelief, sheilding his eyes.
*Heero grunts and pulls out his gun and shoots the ozzie and escapes. *
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Yeah... something like that. Or does he acutally have a gun harness for it? Thats another thing, you never see them carry a gun in the usual way. They always have it hidden in some odd place, like down their pants!
Another thing about heero, isnt he affected by the weather!? Besides school uniforms, and not counting Endless Waltz, he wears nothing but Spandex and a Tank Top. Does he only have one pair that he constantly wears? Eww.... Or does he go out and buy all the spandex he needs and every single green tank top in sight? It makes you wonder, why spandex? Sure its skin tight. but damn uncomfortable. Sure Heero was trained to survive anything. But spandex? Thats like an eternal Wedgie for goddesses sake! Guess that explaines why heero self destructs everytime. He's not suicidal. No not by a long shot. He's just insane from the never ending wedgie!!!
Yesh, that explains it perfectly. NOT!
Okay, enough about the wedgie inducing spandex and the tank top that doesnt really help him at all. One would think he'd atleast have the decency to get a jacket.
Something else is bugging me about our dear homicidal, suicidal, anti-social terrorist teen with a gun. How can anyone survive a forty story drop, with out a parachute, AND LIVE!? And what about self-destructing? I swear, Wing Gundam had to be rebuilt/repaired every few episodes!
How does he do it? Survive I mean. You would think that he would have died by now. Perhaps one of his training exercises that Dr. J taught him was ' How to Self-Destruct the right way and appear dead, but survive 101' or 'How to free fall from ungodly heights and get nothing more than a broken leg which you can reset yourself 102' . That makes me wonder(again) what exactly the hell did that insane doc of heero's teach him and how!? That boy just aint normal. One could claim his skin is made out of Gundamium Alloy.
He's indestructable! Let set fire to him and see if he even burns! .;;; Er, yeah.
One more thing, what is it with that laptop? You hear about it all the time in fanfics,and its been awhile since I've seen the entire series so I dont remember if he had it with him all the time, but what the hell is it with that laptop!? One could argue that he looks up and does stuff refering to his missions on it. But seriously, do you think thats all he does? He's a teenage boy for goddesses sake. He may not have emotions, but I'm willing to bet he still has hormomes. I bet that not only was he doing research on missions but also 'research' on a little thing called hentai. He a guy. Guys always have hentai on the mind. And some girls to. Hell Gutterland is where I spend half my time.
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~Senario~
*Duo walks in to see Heero tapping way at the ever present Laptop of his*
"Hey, didja get the report on the next mission?" goes to stand behind Heero so he can look over his shoulder.
*Heero's eyes widen as Duo stands behind him. he makes a frantic attempt to exit out of what he was looking at.*
"Er.. Heero.. Didnt know you were into S&M..." Duo sweatdrops slighlty and decides that this would be the best time to makes a quick exit.
~End Senario~
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Yesh... thats it... Heero is into S&M. Well you would think with all the spandex he wears. 0.o;;;
Well... I think its about time to run along and hide now. I'm willing to bet that I how have either several gundam wing fans laughing their asses off or wanting to kill me for the last rant there.
In either case, Flames welcome. Perhaps they will keep me warm in this fridged place I call home.
~Tigera~
Disclaimer: Dont own Gundam Wing. Never have, never will. If sued, I will poke vicously and sic my insane muses on the person(s) sueing. Trust me that wont be pretty. It will involve large amounts of sugar and repeated exposure to Relena the banshee and Barney.
___________________________________________
My first Target... HEERO YUY!
Okay, has anyone noticed that Heero pulls a gun out of nowhere!? And he wears spandex and a tank top. Now the question is, WHERE IN HELL DOES HE KEEP HIS GUN!? I mean come on,it's spandex. Spandex is skin tight...wait a minute, why is he wearing spandex? Okay, note to self, rant about that later...
But seriously, there is no place to hide it. Unless its up his ass or down his front.... er... now that I think of it, in some of the art work for GW, heero does look kinda *big* . The third option being in a subspace pocket like they do for Sailor Moon. Hm.. another rant for later hehehe. Though that would explain why Heero acts like he has a stick up his ass, or rather a gun. That just makes you wonder how that works. Well it makes ME wonder. What, does he just reach down his pants and pull it out where the sun dont shine?
****
~Senario~
*heero gets spotted by and Ozzie who starts shooting at him.He turns towards the Ozzie and reaches down his spandex pants *
"Whoa! What are you doing!? " The ozzie stares in disbelief, sheilding his eyes.
*Heero grunts and pulls out his gun and shoots the ozzie and escapes. *
****
Yeah... something like that. Or does he acutally have a gun harness for it? Thats another thing, you never see them carry a gun in the usual way. They always have it hidden in some odd place, like down their pants!
Another thing about heero, isnt he affected by the weather!? Besides school uniforms, and not counting Endless Waltz, he wears nothing but Spandex and a Tank Top. Does he only have one pair that he constantly wears? Eww.... Or does he go out and buy all the spandex he needs and every single green tank top in sight? It makes you wonder, why spandex? Sure its skin tight. but damn uncomfortable. Sure Heero was trained to survive anything. But spandex? Thats like an eternal Wedgie for goddesses sake! Guess that explaines why heero self destructs everytime. He's not suicidal. No not by a long shot. He's just insane from the never ending wedgie!!!
Yesh, that explains it perfectly. NOT!
Okay, enough about the wedgie inducing spandex and the tank top that doesnt really help him at all. One would think he'd atleast have the decency to get a jacket.
Something else is bugging me about our dear homicidal, suicidal, anti-social terrorist teen with a gun. How can anyone survive a forty story drop, with out a parachute, AND LIVE!? And what about self-destructing? I swear, Wing Gundam had to be rebuilt/repaired every few episodes!
How does he do it? Survive I mean. You would think that he would have died by now. Perhaps one of his training exercises that Dr. J taught him was ' How to Self-Destruct the right way and appear dead, but survive 101' or 'How to free fall from ungodly heights and get nothing more than a broken leg which you can reset yourself 102' . That makes me wonder(again) what exactly the hell did that insane doc of heero's teach him and how!? That boy just aint normal. One could claim his skin is made out of Gundamium Alloy.
He's indestructable! Let set fire to him and see if he even burns! .;;; Er, yeah.
One more thing, what is it with that laptop? You hear about it all the time in fanfics,and its been awhile since I've seen the entire series so I dont remember if he had it with him all the time, but what the hell is it with that laptop!? One could argue that he looks up and does stuff refering to his missions on it. But seriously, do you think thats all he does? He's a teenage boy for goddesses sake. He may not have emotions, but I'm willing to bet he still has hormomes. I bet that not only was he doing research on missions but also 'research' on a little thing called hentai. He a guy. Guys always have hentai on the mind. And some girls to. Hell Gutterland is where I spend half my time.
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~Senario~
*Duo walks in to see Heero tapping way at the ever present Laptop of his*
"Hey, didja get the report on the next mission?" goes to stand behind Heero so he can look over his shoulder.
*Heero's eyes widen as Duo stands behind him. he makes a frantic attempt to exit out of what he was looking at.*
"Er.. Heero.. Didnt know you were into S&M..." Duo sweatdrops slighlty and decides that this would be the best time to makes a quick exit.
~End Senario~
****
Yesh... thats it... Heero is into S&M. Well you would think with all the spandex he wears. 0.o;;;
Well... I think its about time to run along and hide now. I'm willing to bet that I how have either several gundam wing fans laughing their asses off or wanting to kill me for the last rant there.
In either case, Flames welcome. Perhaps they will keep me warm in this fridged place I call home.
~Tigera~