~*After the Beep*~
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
Quotable Quotes: "Has G.I. Joe taken up ballet or is this something I don't want to know about?"-Dilbert, upon seeing that Dogbert got an elf for Christmas.
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Setsumi-san: Now that Dilbert has enlightened us with his words of wisdom I present the most important part of the story: the disclaimer.
Horohoro: Oooh! Me, me, me, me, me! I wanna do it!
Setsumi-san: Sorry Horo-kun, but I was planning to let a character that doesn't show up in my fics too often shine for a change. Iron Maiden Jeanne is going to do it.
Jeanne: (sitting beside Setsumi-san) Hello everyone.
Horo: (pouts) This is punishment for me stealing your honey mustard, isn't it?
Setsumi-san: SO IT WAS YOU WHO EMPTIED THE SACRED SUPPLY OF MY FAVORITE CONDIMENT!!! (attempts to chop him in half with her bloody axe)
Horo: AHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! (runs like hell)
Jeanne: *sigh* -_-' Setsumi-san does not own Shaman King and I am very thankful for that. Also, message number 4 is a Ranma 1/2 reference. She does not own Ranma 1/2 either.
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/Funbari Onsen's Answering Machine/
*Anna's voice* : Thank you for choosing to do business with Funbari Onsen. Unfortunatley, we can't answer the phone right now; so please leave a message after the beep. Also, you may want to consider taking advantage of our family friendly discount. Children ten and under stay free. Have a nice day.
#BEEP#
Message 1: Hi Anna-san, this is Pillica. Listen, I was wondering if you've seen my net. I can't find it anywhere and thought I might have left it over at your place. Oniichan is hiding somewhere again and I can't catch him without my fishing net. He will NOT escape my Special Death Training! Anyway, give me a call if you find it okay? Bye.
#BEEP#
Message 2: Mr. Asakura, this is your water company. Our records show that your latest payment has yet to be sent to us. It's six weeks late. We have been very patient with you and will give you one final chance to pay your bill before we cut off your water supply. If you have any questions please give us a call. Thank you and goodbye.
#BEEP#
Message 3: ANNA!! Um, er, I don't know if the water company has called yet; I mean it's not like they'd have any REASON to...but, um, IF they might have for some reason just let me do the talking. Whatever they said, I didn't do it. (long pause) AAAHHH!!! I SWEAR I PAID THE WATER BILL!! THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL!! PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME EXTRA TRAINING!!!
#BEEP#
Message 4: Yeah, my name is Akane Tendo. I just wanted to see if you guarantee that your hot springs' water stays hot all the time. You see, I'm trying to surprise somebody I know by paying for a trip to your onsen for their birthday and he's...allergic to cold water. Anyway, it's not like I want to do it. He's such a jerk. Oooooooh Ranma, I hate you!!
#BEEP#
Message 5: Hello otouto. I'm using a public phone in the middle of a large city to remind you to get stronger and say hello to your very beautiful wife-to-be. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to burn these pathetic maggots and their steel monstrosities. SPIRIT OF FIRE! *sounds of roaring flames and Hao's evil laughter are heard*
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Setsumi-san: Love it? Loathe it? Please review and I'll try my best to update ASAP. ^-^
A fanfic by Setsumi-san
Quotable Quotes: "Has G.I. Joe taken up ballet or is this something I don't want to know about?"-Dilbert, upon seeing that Dogbert got an elf for Christmas.
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Setsumi-san: Now that Dilbert has enlightened us with his words of wisdom I present the most important part of the story: the disclaimer.
Horohoro: Oooh! Me, me, me, me, me! I wanna do it!
Setsumi-san: Sorry Horo-kun, but I was planning to let a character that doesn't show up in my fics too often shine for a change. Iron Maiden Jeanne is going to do it.
Jeanne: (sitting beside Setsumi-san) Hello everyone.
Horo: (pouts) This is punishment for me stealing your honey mustard, isn't it?
Setsumi-san: SO IT WAS YOU WHO EMPTIED THE SACRED SUPPLY OF MY FAVORITE CONDIMENT!!! (attempts to chop him in half with her bloody axe)
Horo: AHHHHHHHH!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! (runs like hell)
Jeanne: *sigh* -_-' Setsumi-san does not own Shaman King and I am very thankful for that. Also, message number 4 is a Ranma 1/2 reference. She does not own Ranma 1/2 either.
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/Funbari Onsen's Answering Machine/
*Anna's voice* : Thank you for choosing to do business with Funbari Onsen. Unfortunatley, we can't answer the phone right now; so please leave a message after the beep. Also, you may want to consider taking advantage of our family friendly discount. Children ten and under stay free. Have a nice day.
#BEEP#
Message 1: Hi Anna-san, this is Pillica. Listen, I was wondering if you've seen my net. I can't find it anywhere and thought I might have left it over at your place. Oniichan is hiding somewhere again and I can't catch him without my fishing net. He will NOT escape my Special Death Training! Anyway, give me a call if you find it okay? Bye.
#BEEP#
Message 2: Mr. Asakura, this is your water company. Our records show that your latest payment has yet to be sent to us. It's six weeks late. We have been very patient with you and will give you one final chance to pay your bill before we cut off your water supply. If you have any questions please give us a call. Thank you and goodbye.
#BEEP#
Message 3: ANNA!! Um, er, I don't know if the water company has called yet; I mean it's not like they'd have any REASON to...but, um, IF they might have for some reason just let me do the talking. Whatever they said, I didn't do it. (long pause) AAAHHH!!! I SWEAR I PAID THE WATER BILL!! THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL!! PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME EXTRA TRAINING!!!
#BEEP#
Message 4: Yeah, my name is Akane Tendo. I just wanted to see if you guarantee that your hot springs' water stays hot all the time. You see, I'm trying to surprise somebody I know by paying for a trip to your onsen for their birthday and he's...allergic to cold water. Anyway, it's not like I want to do it. He's such a jerk. Oooooooh Ranma, I hate you!!
#BEEP#
Message 5: Hello otouto. I'm using a public phone in the middle of a large city to remind you to get stronger and say hello to your very beautiful wife-to-be. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to burn these pathetic maggots and their steel monstrosities. SPIRIT OF FIRE! *sounds of roaring flames and Hao's evil laughter are heard*
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Setsumi-san: Love it? Loathe it? Please review and I'll try my best to update ASAP. ^-^