Kunoichi's life

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Finally updated! It has been a long time since the first chapter, right? Well, I've stuck with tons of schoolwork. But now that I've a long holiday, I think my updating will be much faster. Hmm...haven't decided of the pairing yet. I originally considered SasuNaru. (or is it NaruSasu?) But somebody has asked for KakaSasu, so I will have Kakashi play around with Sasuke-poo a bit. Enjoy the chapter. ^^

Chapter 2: My life's doomed!

"So, you applied the sexy no jutsu with some random attacking jutsu?" Kakashi repeated the question about the tenth time. The now Uchiha girl beside him with a big scowl on her pretty face. Naruto sat across of them with an unconscious Sakura beside him. The blond genin seemed oblivious to the death stare Sasuke was giving him.

"Yeah, isn't that genius, sensei?" he said that enthusiastically but still, our dear kyuubi was worried about his instructor's reaction after this.

"Narutoooooo~" Kakashi roared, his eyes sparkled.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Naruto scrambled back in his seat. "Don't kill me. Don't kill me!" Kakashi stood, looming over him. One of the jounin's hand clutched at his shoulder.

"Don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Good job."

"Don't-what!?" Naruto looked up at his instructor, not sure of what he had heard. "What did you say?"

"I said good job, Naruto." The jounin beamed at him. Naruto blinked.

"What do you mean good job!?" Sasuke suddenly yelled, standing up as well. "Have you gone nuts!?"

"Don't get so pissed, Sasuke-chan. It isn't that bad." said Kakashi, grinning. "Besides you look really cute." Sasuke jerked when the jounin put an arm around her waist, pulling her closer to him.

SLAPPP!!!

"Child molesting!" The raven-haired girl yelled after giving her instructor a painful slap. "Now, now, slapping is a girly thingy..." muttered Naruto but he quickly shut up after received a death glare from a pair of Sharingan eyes.

"Hey, where're you going?" Naruto asked. He got no answer.

When the pissed girl had already left the cafe, he turned to Kakashi. "Are you okay?"

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Sasuke stormed out of the cafe. Damn Kakashi. Damn Naruto. They were all idiots! She walked past some people he knew. She hoped that they didn't recognize her.

She walked past Rock Lee. The unnaturally thick browed boy (Lee: What do you mean Unnatural? My eyebrows are natural! If you don't believe me, go ask Gai-sensei. Me: *sweatdrop* I'd rather not.) Well, the thick-browed boy gave her a wink and flashed her a toothy grin. It wasn't like she wasn't used to these kinds of thing but it was...well, scary when it was boys instead of girls hitting on her.

Next was Kiba. Unlike Rock Lee, the fanged boy whistled as she walked by. He even had the nerve to ask her if she was free to have a date with him. Hell, Kiba didn't ask about her name! Let alone making acquaintance! Well, it was good that they didn't seem to recognize her but...

This was really unnerving!

She quickened her paces, her head bent low. She hoped she didn't meet someone else. Might as well find a quiet place to think how to solve this stupid problem. She supposed she have to do it by herself since Kakashi wouldn't be of any help from the way he reacted and she didn't want someone else to know. They might laughed at her. Curse that dobe!

Unfortunately, thing didn't always turn out the way she wanted it to be.

"Ouch! Watch your-" she stopped mid-sentence when she saw whom she had bumped into. She mentally cursed her luck. Of all people...

The raven-haired man picked up his kasa from the floor before he turned his gaze on the girl. His red eyes widened.

"Sasuke?"

TBC

Ahahahahaha! Let's see what'll happen to poor Sasuke in the next chapter. Beware of insanity and OOCness! Please review. No flame, I beg you.