Author's Note: Oh yes, we all love Mary-Sues so much that I couldn't resist writing a story all about them! –giggle-

-gag- I feel sick already. Mary-Sues are by far the vilest things that inhabit the dark corners of this world. –a loud hurrah! of agreement is heard-

If you have any ideas for other Mary-Sues that I should write about, tell me in a review (along with what you think about this chapter and story in general) and I shall describe in great detail the disgustingly perfect creature that we all love so much.

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It was an incredibly average day. The sun was shining, clouds were floating aimlessly in the sky, and Rin was staring blankly at Jaken for the fifth time that day.

"Rin isn't a shrimp. Jaken-sama is. Jaken-sama is smaller than Rin!" the young girl-child declared, a huge smile coming to her lips as she came to this conclusion.

"Me? But...but...Me lord! Tell her to let go of my head!" Jaken stuttered as Rin grabbed him in a tight hug while repeating the phrases, "Shrimp! Jaken-sama is a shrimp!"

The Lord of the Western Lands just watched, laughing inwardly at this odd sight. He would have called the girl off, but instead, a new smell drifted on the wind to his delicate nose.

Hmm. . . It smelled like a youkai. Yes, a dog youkai. A female. And she must have been approaching quickly for the scent was rapidly becoming stronger.

Suddenly, without any warning, the most beautiful creature in all of Feudal Japan leapt down skillfully from a tree, flipping several times in the air before landing in front of the taiyoukai.

"Get off my lands, mongrel! I'll slash your throat out! I'll rip your eyes out through your nose and stuff them in your ears! I'll destroy you!" she screeched, instantly beginning to foam at the mouth. Despite this, and the fact that her eyes that were normally an incredibly rare, exotic, mysterious, seductive, entrancing, enchanting, vivid, dark, beautiful, gorgeous, unique gray had turned fiery, dangerous, murderous, angry, bright, electrifying red, she was still the most beautiful creature that ever existed, every will exist -and if anyone disagreed, she sulked attractively before skillfully cutting body parts off them.

The great demon lord watched her rants and would have on normal occasions either left the insane beast to scream or killed her, but since she was the most intriguing person he had ever seen, he couldn't do either. Instead, and very randomly, he made a startling confession to her.

"You are the most beautiful person I have ever met. I love you. I want you to be my mate and I want to have crazy animal sex with you every night and make you Rin's mother because, although I've never thought of it in the least before, she desperately needs one."

Like magic, the female calmed down. She brushed invisible dust off her kimono for nothing, nothing, could seriously damage her image. She could destroy anything she came across and hadn't killed Naraku yet because she was secretly a detachment of him, but had rebelled and escaped even though he probably possessed her heart. But, he decided to give it to her because she was just too perfect of a being to be controlled by anyone.

So, without a single strand of her silky, raven, coal, midnight, charcoal, long, ebony, shining, flowing mane of hair that cascaded most gracefully down her back to her ankles out of place, she threw the most dazzling of smiles at Sesshoumaru who in return felt his heart melt to a pile of goo similar to what happens to a popsicle that's left outside in the summer.

"Oh, well, -giggle-, if you put it that way, I really can't object, can I? I mean, I've only known you for a few seconds, but I feel this connection like I've known you my entire life! In fact, just because we love each other so much, I won't kill you like I was going to earlier! -giggle-," the creature of perfection said in a high-pitched girly voice.

Rin and Jaken had mysteriously vanished and were probably devoured by some sort of monster because they are no longer relevant to the plot. Forget Sesshoumaru wanting a mother for Rin, right now, all that mattered was that his heart of ice had been melted and that he knew that, for the first time in his life, he loved someone. And that was the demon before him...who's name he should figure out.

"My love, your beauty surpasses that of the sunrise, you are, by far, more powerful than I could ever wish to be. For sparing my life and being my soul mate, a part of me that I never knew I would need until this moment, I must know your name," he demanded, saying more in all of five seconds than he usually would in five days.

"Oh -giggle- my name's Marisu!" she said with a girlish laugh that was like the chiming of bells on a summer's day that swept over the hills musically. After all, there's no way she could have a loud booming laugh or an annoying snorting one. She was what she said, a Mary-Sue.

Without any warning, Marisu dramatically threw a hand to the back of her head and gave a melodramatic wail while falling into her new lover's arms.

"No! We can't be together because, alas, I am engaged to marry another! My parents, the horrible demons that they were, beat me each night -even though I have no scars to show for it- and want to marry me off to another man! I only just escaped and found you and now I cannot go back for the love we share is something I can never loose!" she said, sudden sobs raking her entire thin, slender, delicate, curvy, lithe body.

Sesshoumaru's heart broke and he hugged her tightly to him, never once impaling her on the spikes that burst from his breastplate because they magically disappeared as they hugged to allow them to stay in each other's arms.

"Who is this demon you speak of? I'll kill him for nothing can come between the love we have!"

"He is a demon lord whom I have never met, but I have heard that his name is Sesshoumaru, Lord of the Western Lands!" she wailed, in complete agony because she thought that she would never again see her true love.

"But...That's me! We can still get married after all!" he said delighted. Instantly, Marisu's tears vanished and beamed happily at him.

"Oh, hoorah! I knew nothing could destroy the spontaneous bond that we share!" she proclaimed. Sesshoumaru smiled, blushed, and did every other thing that's out of character for him as the two laced hands tightly and skipped off into the sunset to enjoy the rest of their life.

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Sesshoumaru: That was the most degrading thing that was ever written about someone as great as I, Sesshoumaru.

Khepri: Face the facts, hun, that's the kind of stuff most people write about you.

Sesshoumaru: …I, Sesshoumaru, feel violated.