Dragon: hey look whos back from the dead!!
Rand: damn, just when i thought we were off the hook...
Dragon: hehe, tough luck... well, since Elaida hasent "recovered" yet and Moiraine is...um.. somwhere... im going to answer the reviews ::takes a piece of paper :: fantasyfan, thank you, glad you enjoyed it, lol i thought i'd mess it up, i suck at names sometimes, thanks, and thats a brilliant idea, heh, cant wait for THIS interview..hehe.. and im really sorry my updates are coming so late, truly i am, Ill try harder, i swear!
Juilin: we'd all like to believe that...
Dragon: damn you! all have so little faith in me! ::cries ::... ::continues to read :: Lord Azrael, hehe, yes, the truth is revealed... Pizza is what started it all... hehehe... son that Pizza wlll be miine...:: mutters to herself ::
Mat: ...your freaky
Dragon:...LOOK! TYLIN!!
Mat: AARGH!! :: runs ::
Dragon: hehe.. :: continues to read :: SqurielLord , im glad you enjoyed it! always happy to please the readers..
Rand: that sounded disturbing...
Dragon ::glares :: im going to kill you for that remark.Rand
Rand: eep
Dragon:: ahem :: anyways, i woudent know, we only have up to book 9atm, and i have yet to read them but itll be some time before i do, seeing as at the moment im reading a series called "the liveship traders" which is from the same world as "the farseer trylogy" and "the tawny man" which are my favorites at the moment...
Rand: hey what about us?!
Dragon: hey i still love you all, but the farseer tylogy is just so cool... the Fool is the best literature character ever anyways.. :: continues readint the paper : Bobby-Beebop, hehe.. I personally think Cadsuane is a bit. weird..but hey thats just me, and its fun making Moiraine Childish
Moiraine: IM NOT CHILDISH!! :: sucks her thumb ::
Dragon: ...right... and you wouldent BELIEVE how many batches of cookies it takes to make them BEHAVE!!Oo; i mean.. Mat alone ate like 25 chocolate chip cookies last week..
Mat: well.. they where good cookies!
Dragon: well.. at least i know my hard efforts are appreciated thanks for the review!! from Rabid Trotise. i dont remember that sceneOo; sorry, its been AGEs since i picked up a WoT bookTT(still reading the liveship traders) thanks for reviewing and, WeavetheStars, hehe. the "Great Lord" was fun to review, i havent forgotten that fee Pizza vouchers thingy.. im working on it.. one day i WILL be a villainess!!! :: laughs insanely ::
All:...
Dragon FantasyTraveler, i know :: hangs head in shame :: and its taken me forever t get this one done too!! im so horrible.. i can just hope i did better this timeOo.. thanks for reviewing! and now..lets move this on!
Mat: horay
Dragon: Its time for... the documentory
Nyneave: the..what?
Dragon: i dont know why i gave it that name but it souds cool anyways, this is where we answer some questions that, no doubt, mant WoT fans have been asking for many-a-decade!(even if theyv already been answreed.. we ask them again anyways) sooo let us start!!
Question one:
Dragon: Question one: WHY exactly does Nyneave tug her braid so much?
Mat:: who is dressed in a white lab coat in front of a blackboard :: Well, there is a very scientifical answer to that question Dragon. Some people, as you know, are kinda weird at birth :: draws a picture of a mongulated stick figure :: these people, sometimes they recover, and those who dont... become disfigured or form syndromes. poor little Nyneave, unfortunatly, suffers from this. :: draws a braid on the mongulated stick fihure and labeles it "Nyneave" ::
Nyneave:: glares ::
Mat: because of this, she has develouped the uncommen "braid-tugging" syndrome, found in people who frequently wear their hair in a braid. This causes her to randomly tug her braid when she is either annoyed, thoughtfull, angry or frightened...or hungry
Nyneave: I DO NOT!! :: tugs her braid several times ::
Mat: as you can see, the lady Nyneave herself is giving us a demonstration
Nyneave: DAMN YOU MATRIM CAUTHON!! :: is still tugging her braid ::
Dragon:Oo...so there you have it folks!! the mystery has been solved!! now to question two!! what exactly is a warder cloak made of? on to Rand!
Rand:: who is also dressed in a white lab coat :: Well, this was a tough question to answer, but with the help of my good buddy Lan...
Lan:: blank warder stare ::
Rand: i managed to solve this mystery!! :: pulls out a large diagram of a cloak :: this is an ever-famous Warder cloak, which has the ability to make someone appear to "not be there" as Dragon intelligently puts it
Dragon:: smiles ::
Rand:...anyway.. many people ask, what exactly is a warder cloak made of? well, it is our theaory that they arent actually made of any real substance at all, but are i fact. weaved witht he one power!!
Lan: but that doesnt make any sense.. if they where made from the one power, who exactly is holding all those weavings together?
Rand: well, it is our belief that locked away in one of the white towers hidden rooms (and i assure you. there are many) they are hiding some kind f super AesSedai who, somehow, hold at least one billion and ninety two weaves at the same time and manage to keep them concealed over extremely long periods of time without needing a rest and without being drawn in by the One powers "seductive pull"
Lan: that makes even less snese now that youv explained it...
Dragon: no no.. it makes perfect sense! and it explains alot as well!!
Rand:
Dragon: and now, one last question... what exactly Is the one power?
Lews Therin:: who is wearing a dirty looking lad coat and is running around waving his arms about hysterically :: THE ONE POWER SHAL DESTROY US ALL ILYenNA!!! BWHAHAHA!! ILYENNAAA!!! I KILLED HER!! LIGHT FORGIVE MEEEE!!! FORGIIIVE MEEEEEEEE!!
Dragon: so.. when did you come to thisinteresting theory, Lews?
Lews: BREAK IT BREAK IT BREAK THEM BREAK IT BURN THEM ALL!!! BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dragon: so there it is! that my fiends is what the one power is!
Rand: complete and utter madness??Oo;;
Dragon: no stupiud, you OBVIOUSLY werent listening t Lews very well, were you?
Rand:...
Dragon: and now.. it be time for... TYLINS INTERVIEW!!!
:: Tylin appears out of nowhere ::
Tylin: how..?
Dragon: welcome Tylin t the random WoT interview!!
Tylin: uh..okay..:: sits on a chair ::
Dragon: so, Tylin..whats it like being the queen of wherever you rule?
Tylin: ouh its WONDERFULL!! i get to wear retty clothes and eat nice food, i can flirt with anyone and everyone, and i get to make up heaps of stupid rules unquestionably!
Dragon:: stares :: wow... that is SO COOL!
Tylin: i know like just last week, I made it legal to stab people as long as you can rightously claim that they where "really getting on your nerves"
Dragon: that must be a usefull rule
Tylin: believe me.. it is..
Dragon: so.. why exactly do you like treating Mat like your personal pleasure servant?
Tylin: dont tell me you havent thought of doing the same :: winks ::
Dragon: Oo...uh... not really...
Tylin: well.. your missing out.. that boy is alot of fun. if you kow what i mean :: grins ::
Dragon:: twitches :: too..much....information...Oo;;
Tylin:speaking of which, you havent seen my little Pigeon anywhere have you?
Mat:: from inside a closet :: Im not your Pigeon!!
Tylin:: evil smile :: we'll see about that, Pigeon
Mat: AAARRGH!! :: runs away ::
Tylin :: chases him :: ome back here my little Pigeon!
Dragon: ... so here we have another conclusion to another chapter... Do you have any questions you want answered? send them in, and we'll get them scientifically answered for you and dont worry, as soon as i start reading again ill make sure to add some more scenes.. this fic is becomeing more intervals then ScenesOo... uh...review?
Rand: damn, just when i thought we were off the hook...
Dragon: hehe, tough luck... well, since Elaida hasent "recovered" yet and Moiraine is...um.. somwhere... im going to answer the reviews ::takes a piece of paper :: fantasyfan, thank you, glad you enjoyed it, lol i thought i'd mess it up, i suck at names sometimes, thanks, and thats a brilliant idea, heh, cant wait for THIS interview..hehe.. and im really sorry my updates are coming so late, truly i am, Ill try harder, i swear!
Juilin: we'd all like to believe that...
Dragon: damn you! all have so little faith in me! ::cries ::... ::continues to read :: Lord Azrael, hehe, yes, the truth is revealed... Pizza is what started it all... hehehe... son that Pizza wlll be miine...:: mutters to herself ::
Mat: ...your freaky
Dragon:...LOOK! TYLIN!!
Mat: AARGH!! :: runs ::
Dragon: hehe.. :: continues to read :: SqurielLord , im glad you enjoyed it! always happy to please the readers..
Rand: that sounded disturbing...
Dragon ::glares :: im going to kill you for that remark.Rand
Rand: eep
Dragon:: ahem :: anyways, i woudent know, we only have up to book 9atm, and i have yet to read them but itll be some time before i do, seeing as at the moment im reading a series called "the liveship traders" which is from the same world as "the farseer trylogy" and "the tawny man" which are my favorites at the moment...
Rand: hey what about us?!
Dragon: hey i still love you all, but the farseer tylogy is just so cool... the Fool is the best literature character ever anyways.. :: continues readint the paper : Bobby-Beebop, hehe.. I personally think Cadsuane is a bit. weird..but hey thats just me, and its fun making Moiraine Childish
Moiraine: IM NOT CHILDISH!! :: sucks her thumb ::
Dragon: ...right... and you wouldent BELIEVE how many batches of cookies it takes to make them BEHAVE!!Oo; i mean.. Mat alone ate like 25 chocolate chip cookies last week..
Mat: well.. they where good cookies!
Dragon: well.. at least i know my hard efforts are appreciated thanks for the review!! from Rabid Trotise. i dont remember that sceneOo; sorry, its been AGEs since i picked up a WoT bookTT(still reading the liveship traders) thanks for reviewing and, WeavetheStars, hehe. the "Great Lord" was fun to review, i havent forgotten that fee Pizza vouchers thingy.. im working on it.. one day i WILL be a villainess!!! :: laughs insanely ::
All:...
Dragon FantasyTraveler, i know :: hangs head in shame :: and its taken me forever t get this one done too!! im so horrible.. i can just hope i did better this timeOo.. thanks for reviewing! and now..lets move this on!
Mat: horay
Dragon: Its time for... the documentory
Nyneave: the..what?
Dragon: i dont know why i gave it that name but it souds cool anyways, this is where we answer some questions that, no doubt, mant WoT fans have been asking for many-a-decade!(even if theyv already been answreed.. we ask them again anyways) sooo let us start!!
Question one:
Dragon: Question one: WHY exactly does Nyneave tug her braid so much?
Mat:: who is dressed in a white lab coat in front of a blackboard :: Well, there is a very scientifical answer to that question Dragon. Some people, as you know, are kinda weird at birth :: draws a picture of a mongulated stick figure :: these people, sometimes they recover, and those who dont... become disfigured or form syndromes. poor little Nyneave, unfortunatly, suffers from this. :: draws a braid on the mongulated stick fihure and labeles it "Nyneave" ::
Nyneave:: glares ::
Mat: because of this, she has develouped the uncommen "braid-tugging" syndrome, found in people who frequently wear their hair in a braid. This causes her to randomly tug her braid when she is either annoyed, thoughtfull, angry or frightened...or hungry
Nyneave: I DO NOT!! :: tugs her braid several times ::
Mat: as you can see, the lady Nyneave herself is giving us a demonstration
Nyneave: DAMN YOU MATRIM CAUTHON!! :: is still tugging her braid ::
Dragon:Oo...so there you have it folks!! the mystery has been solved!! now to question two!! what exactly is a warder cloak made of? on to Rand!
Rand:: who is also dressed in a white lab coat :: Well, this was a tough question to answer, but with the help of my good buddy Lan...
Lan:: blank warder stare ::
Rand: i managed to solve this mystery!! :: pulls out a large diagram of a cloak :: this is an ever-famous Warder cloak, which has the ability to make someone appear to "not be there" as Dragon intelligently puts it
Dragon:: smiles ::
Rand:...anyway.. many people ask, what exactly is a warder cloak made of? well, it is our theaory that they arent actually made of any real substance at all, but are i fact. weaved witht he one power!!
Lan: but that doesnt make any sense.. if they where made from the one power, who exactly is holding all those weavings together?
Rand: well, it is our belief that locked away in one of the white towers hidden rooms (and i assure you. there are many) they are hiding some kind f super AesSedai who, somehow, hold at least one billion and ninety two weaves at the same time and manage to keep them concealed over extremely long periods of time without needing a rest and without being drawn in by the One powers "seductive pull"
Lan: that makes even less snese now that youv explained it...
Dragon: no no.. it makes perfect sense! and it explains alot as well!!
Rand:
Dragon: and now, one last question... what exactly Is the one power?
Lews Therin:: who is wearing a dirty looking lad coat and is running around waving his arms about hysterically :: THE ONE POWER SHAL DESTROY US ALL ILYenNA!!! BWHAHAHA!! ILYENNAAA!!! I KILLED HER!! LIGHT FORGIVE MEEEE!!! FORGIIIVE MEEEEEEEE!!
Dragon: so.. when did you come to thisinteresting theory, Lews?
Lews: BREAK IT BREAK IT BREAK THEM BREAK IT BURN THEM ALL!!! BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dragon: so there it is! that my fiends is what the one power is!
Rand: complete and utter madness??Oo;;
Dragon: no stupiud, you OBVIOUSLY werent listening t Lews very well, were you?
Rand:...
Dragon: and now.. it be time for... TYLINS INTERVIEW!!!
:: Tylin appears out of nowhere ::
Tylin: how..?
Dragon: welcome Tylin t the random WoT interview!!
Tylin: uh..okay..:: sits on a chair ::
Dragon: so, Tylin..whats it like being the queen of wherever you rule?
Tylin: ouh its WONDERFULL!! i get to wear retty clothes and eat nice food, i can flirt with anyone and everyone, and i get to make up heaps of stupid rules unquestionably!
Dragon:: stares :: wow... that is SO COOL!
Tylin: i know like just last week, I made it legal to stab people as long as you can rightously claim that they where "really getting on your nerves"
Dragon: that must be a usefull rule
Tylin: believe me.. it is..
Dragon: so.. why exactly do you like treating Mat like your personal pleasure servant?
Tylin: dont tell me you havent thought of doing the same :: winks ::
Dragon: Oo...uh... not really...
Tylin: well.. your missing out.. that boy is alot of fun. if you kow what i mean :: grins ::
Dragon:: twitches :: too..much....information...Oo;;
Tylin:speaking of which, you havent seen my little Pigeon anywhere have you?
Mat:: from inside a closet :: Im not your Pigeon!!
Tylin:: evil smile :: we'll see about that, Pigeon
Mat: AAARRGH!! :: runs away ::
Tylin :: chases him :: ome back here my little Pigeon!
Dragon: ... so here we have another conclusion to another chapter... Do you have any questions you want answered? send them in, and we'll get them scientifically answered for you and dont worry, as soon as i start reading again ill make sure to add some more scenes.. this fic is becomeing more intervals then ScenesOo... uh...review?