Disclaimer: ^^;; If I owned them, I wouldn't be writing
fan fiction, now would I?
Rating: PG-13 just for implementations *grins proudly at Fuji's
recording* hehehe…
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Tenipuri Phone Messages
By: yukuro
Recording One: Echizen Ryoma
"Mada mada da ne. You've reached Echizen Ryoma's phone. I'm not here right now because I'm busy beating some loser at tennis. Leave a message at the tone. Oh, and if it's Momo-senpai, the answer is no to whatever you ask."
--Messages--
Message From: Momoshiro Takeshi
"Oi, Echizen! That's pretty cruel! How do you know I'm not calling to ask you to take me to the hospital after breaking a leg?! Anyway, do your senpai a favor. We're supposed to meet today, but Fuji-senpai doesn't know yet. Eh… I already tried calling him, but uh… Could you just call for me? Thanks. Oh, and—"
--Your message is too long and has been cut off—
Message From: Horio Satoshi
"Echizen! You're so lucky to be a regular and have those cool cell phones! But soon I, Horio-sama, with my two years tenn—"
--Your message is too long and has been cut off—
Message From: Horio Satoshi
"…huh. That's strange. I was cut off. Anyway, Echizen! You—"
--Your message is too long and has been cut off—
Message From: Horio Satoshi
"…I'm starting to doubt your choice in services, Echi—"
--Your message is too long and has been cut off—
Message From: Osakada Tomoka & Ryuzaki Sakuno
"Kyaaaa! Ryoma-sama! You're so cool to have a cell phone! Quick, quick, say something, Sakuno!"
"A-ah, Ryoma-kun…"
"Ryoma-sama! Ryoooo—"
--Your message is too long and has been cut off—
Special Feature: Specially signaled cut off
(Echizen is suddenly grateful he paid extra money for the special feature)
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Recording Two: Momoshiro Takeshi
"You've reached Momoshiro Takeshi's phone! Just calling me Momo-chan is fine! Anyway, I'm not here right now. If you are a cute girl or Echizen…maybe even Eiji-senpai, then leave a message and your number and I'll call back right away! Oh yeah, the rest of you feel free to do so too. Ja!"
--Messages--
Message From: Kikumaru Eiji
"Nya, Momo! Why am I listed under the 'cute girls and Ochibi' list?! You're wanting to freeload off your senpai again aren't you?! Hoi, hoi! I see how it is now. Momo-chan is an old pervert! Nyahaha! I won't let you rape me! Or Ochibi! Nyahahah… Oh yeah. Did you call Fuji yet? I was going to leave a message, but…eh…his recording scared me…eh…heh…j-ja…"
Message From: Kamio Akira
"AHA! I SPENT HOURS TRYING TO GET THIS NUMBER, AND NOW I HAVE FINALLY TRIUMPHED! WHAT'S WITH YOUR RECORDING?! IF YOUR LIST OF CUTE GIRLS INCLUDE AN-CHAN, THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME, YOU BIKE THEIF!! DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME BACK!"
Message From: Tachibana An
"Is this the number Kamio-kun called? Sorry, Momoshiro-kun. I think Kamio-kun just had a bit too much coffee today. It always did make him a bit edgy. Anyway, since I'm a cute girl you had better be calling me back soon. I want to put you and Echizen-kun on another date! Hehe. Ja ne!"
(Momoshiro has the sudden urge to change his recording…)
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Recording Three: Kaidoh Kaoru
"Fshuu… You have reached Kaidoh Kaoru's phone. Fshuuu… I'm not here right now, so please leave a message and I'll call back as soon as I can. Fshuuu… Unless you're Momoshiro. I'll have to consider calling you back. Fshuu…"
--Messages--
Message From: Inui Sadaharu
"Ah, Kaidoh. I'm calling to inform you of our practice today with the other Regulars in the afternoon. I recommend you wear comfortable running shoes since we'll be training together afterward. I've made a special pitcher of juice for you to try. Please look forward to it. Oh yes, and don't call Fuji. There is a 97% chance you will not be wanting to call again. See you in the afternoon…and in the night. Ahaha."
Message From: Momoshiro Takeshi
"Mamushi! What's the meaning of your recording?! Don't you 'consider calling' me! You're asking for a fight! I didn't even mention you in my recording! Maybe I should change mine so it says not for you to leave a message at all! Baka Mamushi!"
(Kaidoh wishes he had paid for the same feature Echizen has)
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Recording Four: Inui Sadaharu
"This is Inui Sadaharu's phone, and I am currently unavailable. Please leave a message after the tone so I can use my phone to find where you are, whom you are with, and what you are doing. Oh. I wasn't supposed to let you know. Ahem…anyway, I'll call you back."
--Messages--
Message From: Fuji Syusuke
--Message Time: 09:13:58--
--Location: Tezuka's House--
--Status: Alone--
"Aa, Inui. I see you've gotten the stalking feature. So that means you know where I am right now. Would you like to find out what I'm doing right now? Haha, only joking. Tezuka would get mad at me if I told our secret. Hmm… You know, everyone's been calling me but they never leave a message. I wonder why… Call me back if you can tell me what's going on. Have a nice morning."
Message From: Kaidoh Kaoru
--Message Time: 09:25:37--
--Location: Karada Street--
--Status: In a Crowd--
"…Inui-senpai…what did you mean by your message? Fushuu… W-what's this about night training…? I…Inui-senpai? …never mind…"
Message From: Yanagi Renji
--Message Time: Blocked--
--Location: Blocked--
--Status: Blocked--
"Oh, Sadaharu. I see your team has partaken on the cell phone idea as well. Well, you must have noticed already that I have the blocking system to yours. I'd gladly tell you my whereabouts freely though…only if you put it to good use. Let's engage in another match soon, Sadaharu. Take care."
Special Feature: Stalking data finder
(In Fuji's case, Inui wishes he didn't find out his whereabouts. He would much rather use this tracking system on Kaidoh or Yanagi.)
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Recording Five: Kawamura Takashi
"A-Ano, you've reached Kawamura Takashi's phone. Sorry I'm not here to answer your call at the moment…Eh? Oh, t-thanks… LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE AND I WILL CALL YOU BACK! GREAT-O!"
--Messages--
Message From: Oishi Syuichiroh
"Taka-san! I seemed to have misplaced Fuji's number and I was wondering if you could give it to me. Sorry for disturbing you. Everyone else seemed so reluctant for some reason. It's been making me worried, so I wanted to call him myself. Call me back when you have time. Thanks!"
Message From: Akutsu Jin
"Kawamura, you've got a cell phone now? Excellent. Let me use it next time. I've been needing to make a few cross-country calls."
(Kawamura wonders if having a cell phone is really a good idea)
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Recording Six: Kikumaru Eiji
"Hoi, hoi! You've reached Kikumaru Eiji's phone! Nya, sorry I'm not here to take your call, so leave a message! I'll call you back if you're nice like Oishi or cute like Ochibi! Well, maybe I'll call you back too if you're a good friend like Fuji…but he's kind of scary too… Anyway, just leave a message! Bai bai!"
--Messages--
Message From: Oishi Syuichiroh
"Eiji! I don't think you should be saying such favoritism things on your recording. Eto, I guess it's your choice though. Eh…I just called Fuji…I-I think he's a little busy with…things. I'm sorry, I wasn't able to properly leave a message for you, I think. Maybe we should ask Tezuka to call him? Oh, before I forget, you left your history textbook under my bed. I'm not sure how it got there though… A-anyway, I'll see you at practice today…"
Message From: Inui Sadaharu
"Kikumaru. Regarding Fuji… I believe it would be most reasonable for you to be the one to call him. Although, I'm willing to assume you've already heaped this responsibility onto Oishi. Tsk, tsk. You are Fuji's best friend. Well, since you're not there, I guess there's no point in lecturing you over a message. See you at practice."
Message From: ?????? ??????
Caller ID: Mukahi Gakuto
"Whooo-eeeh…! Look at meeeee! I'm show-off Seigaku's acrobatics player, Kikumaaaarruuuu! Well, I'll have you know that your acrobatics are weak! And for your information, I can twist myself into a pretzel! Let's see you try that!! Oh, you can't, because you'll never find out who this is! HA!"
Special Feature: Caller ID for even blocked numbers
(Kikumaru likes his Caller ID and will use it for revenge. Nyahahaha…)
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Recording Seven: Oishi Syuichiroh
"Hello! You've reached Oishi Syuichiroh's phone. I'm very sorry I'm not here to take your call, since you must be very busy. After the tone, please leave your name and number, as well as any kind of troubles you're having! I'll be sure to call you back immediately! Take care of yourself!"
--Messages--
Message From: Tezuka Kunimitsu
"Oishi, this is Tezuka. Please make sure you have informed everyone of the extra practice today. I'll leave it in your hands. Thank you."
Message From: Kikumaru Eiji
"Oishi, nya! Thanks for trying to call Fuji. Every time I finally think I've worked up the nerve, I just start twitching through his recording and hang up, nya! Hoi, do you think there's anyone else who will call? I already asked Momo to, but I think he asked Ochibi to do it. Oh, and thanks for my history textbook! Keep it for me and I'll pick it up later when I come over, ok? Sankyuu! You're the best, Oishi! See you later!"
Message From: Kawamura Takashi
"Uh, Oishi… Did you manage to leave a message with Fuji? I don't think anyone else has been able to… If you haven't called yet, good luck and be prepared… Fuji's recording is…very…interesting… I think…"
(Oishi wishes everyone could have normal recordings like his. *sigh* What is wrong with the world?! Why can't they all tell him their problems?! …except maybe Fuji's problems. Those were rather disturbing.)
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Recording Eight: Fuji Syusuke
"—aaaaaaaaaaahhh…! Oooh…this is so good…aaah… T-Tezuka! Wait, it's too cold! I can't take so much! Aaaahh…!"
"…your phone is beeping…"
"What? Oh. You must have smashed it and turned it on by accident when you rolled over. Oh wait, a minute. It's recording! Ah, hello? Oh! You've reached Fuji Syusuke's phone. I'm busy at the moment, leave a message for me and I'll call you back! There. Anyway, Tezuka…where were we?"
"…it's still on…"
"No it's not. I pushed the button. Anyway…oh, you've got some on your fingers. Let me lick it… Aah, even when it's melted, it's still so cold…"
"Fuji…stop licking it. It'll get on your clothes."
"I'm sure it washes out."
"…what's that beeping noise?"
"Oh. I guess my phone is still on. Silly of me. Now, where's that button? Oh, here it i—"
--Messages--
Message From: Kikumaru Eiji
"…a-da…nu…ny…eh…Fu…AH!"
Message From: Inui Sadaharu
"…Fuji, you shouldn't do such things in the daytime. People can see you."
Message From: Momoshiro Takeshi
"…F-Fu…f…fu…f…j-j-ji…se-sen…p-p…a-ah… n-never mind…"
Message From: Kawamura Takashi
"…" BAM! "…"
Message From: Kaidoh Kaoru
"…w-why did I call again…?"
Message From: Fuji Yuuta
"…I knew it was a bad idea to call you, aniki. Ugh…change your recording please. Please. …Mizuki-san, your nose is bleeding. …I'm never calling again…"
Message From: Oishi Syuichiroh
"No! Fuji! Tezuka! You're both too young to do those kind of things! THINK OF YOUR FUTURE!! At least tell me you've made precautions! …No, no, wait… Actually, don't tell me. Just do it! …I mean, don't do it! AGH!"
Message From: Echizen Ryoma
"Fuji-senpai, there's an extra practice today for the Regulars. Everyone's been trying to call you, but they all ran away for some reason. Cowards. Anyway, don't hurt Buchou too much. We need him for Nationals."
Message From: Tezuka Kunimitsu
"…delete that recording now. And when you're done, run two hundred laps."
(Fuji likes his recording. He's glad Tezuka was over eating ice cream with him when it was recorded. Heh, heh.)
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Recording Nine: Tezuka Kunimitsu
"This is Tezuka Kunimitsu. I am currently unable to answer your call, so please leave a message and I will call you back. Thank you."
--Messages--
Message From: Kikumaru Eiji
"Hoi, Tezuka! Eh…have you called Fuji yet? Ehheh…right…uhm…you should call him…"
Message From: Inui Sadaharu
"Tezuka, please save your urges for after Nationals. I'm afraid we need your full concentration when we play. By the way, call Fuji."
Message From: Kaidoh Kaoru
"Sorry to disturb you, Buchou. I was just asked to call you and ask for you to call Fuji-senpai. Sorry again."
Message From: Kawamura Takashi
"A-Ah, Tezuka…I was going to ask if you could call Fuji for us. Um… none of us have been able to get a hold of him… T-Thanks."
Message From: Momoshiro Takeshi
"Buchou! Eh, I was just wondering if you could call Fuji-senpai for us. We've been having some trouble…leaving messages… Thanks, Buchou."
Message From: Oishi Syuichiroh
"Tezuka! You're much too young for such activity with Fuji! Please reconsider your choices! You've got a future ahead of you! You can't go and risk getting Fuji preg—wait a minute. Fuji's a boy. Nevermind… Ack! DON'T FORGET TO USE PROTECTION! Oh, by the way. Could you call Fuji for the team? Thanks, Tezuka. Don't forget! Your future!"
Message From: Echizen Ryoma
"Buchou, everyone's been bugging each other over who to call Fuji-senpai, so I called him already. …can we go to practice now?"
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Well, well. I've just heard Fuji Syusuke's recording. Isn't that interesting? You had better save your strength for next time we play, Tezuka. No sleeping with your wife before the match. Well, I'll see you then."
Message From: Fuji Syusuke
"Echizen just told me about practice. I was wondering why none of the other Regulars told me properly. All the messages I kept getting were very strange. Anyway, thanks for coming over to my house the other day. We should have ice cream again sometime. Except I'm sure I won't be able to eat yours too this time. I'll see you at practice then. Oh, and we should really date again. Recording it was fun. Tezuka, don't be naughty while I'm not around then! Ja!"
(Tezuka wishes he had gotten the same service as Echizen as well. *twitch twitch*)
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A/N: xD that was random and out of the blue. I
was too bored and this was fun to write. ^^;; I'm just wondering if I should
make one for the rest of the schools. *kekeke* there's a thought. Muahaha. XD
Thanks for reading through the insanity! Leave a review if you can and tell me
if I should keep expanding this! *haha* Thanks again! ^^;;