Tidus entered the room with a fifth mug of coffee for his guest, Duo Maxwell. Upon seeing the host come in with the steaming liquid, he smiled enviously with a stupid grin on his face and sat up so quickly no one really saw it happen.

"Now," said Tidus, "you promised to be good."

"Good-yeah-sure-got it!" said Duo quickly. With trembling hands, he snatched the mug and downed all of it in a single chug. He sighed, his belly full of the warm liquid. "Oh yeah, that hit the spot."

"I get to kill him if he acts up," said Heero. "He gave me permission." Heero drew another pistol. Everyone looked at him hard. They wanted to ask where he continued to pull his guns from. There just wasn't a logical explanation.

"What?" he asked. "Mind your business."

"I like coffee," said Duo.

"We know," said Rikku. "We definitely noticed by now."

"I don't like this movie," said WuFei. "It's boring."

"Yeah, I second that," said Wakka. "You haven't had to see it twelve times."

"Well, I don't think we have to watch it anymore," said Lulu. She nodded her head toward the couch, where Yuna lay curled up into a ball, sleeping soundly and peacefully.

"Hallelujah," said Tidus.

"I think it's a good-

Duo stopped mid-sentence, standing in place, his eyes cross-eyed. He swaggered a few times and fell straight on to his back. He was knocked out cold.

"What's with him?"

"Do you think I was going to give him more coffee and let him keep bouncing off the walls?" asked Tidus. "I put a sleeping drug into the cup. He'll be down for a while. For the rest of the night anyway."

"That's cheating!" yelled Heero.

"What?" asked Wakka. "That's a good idea."

"I agree," said Auron.

"I'm with Heero though," said Chang, siding with the murderous brunette. "Duo promised we could kill him if he acted all hyper again as a result of the coffee."

"We've waited so long," said Heero. "We've endured so much pain."

"So much agony," chimed in WuFei.

"Relentless annoyances," continued Heero.

"Just looking at him is enough to make me want his head," said Wufei.

"You guys are horrible," said Quatre. "I mean, yeah, sure, he's a bit annoying, but he's our friend."

"Did we ever consent to this?" asked Chang. "That he's our friend." They looked at the helpless boy on the floor.

"Nope," said Heero.

"And as a non-friend," continued WuFei, "promises are null, right?"

"I'd have to say you're pretty much correct," said Heero. "I like your thinking process." Heero grinned a wicked grin, and Chang did the same. They turned on the comatose boy.

"Thanks," said Chang. "Shall we?"

"We shall."

"No no no no no no no," said Quatre worriedly, running between them at Duo. "He is our friend, yours as well, and he's risked his neck a bunch of times for you guys on the battlefield."

"I'd say killing isn't the answer on this one anyway," said Lulu. "Though it'd be fun to see how resistant his body and soul is to a Flare Spell."

"Just let him sleep," said Rikku, sighing. "The rest of us will be staying the night, sooo…"

"What?" asked Tidus. "You want me to invite them to spend the night?" They begged him with large, puffy, Bambi-style eyes.

"No!" pleaded Tidus. "Not the eyes. NO! That's not fair. You cant use that! I- Oh alright."

"Yipee!" said Rikku. Everyone glared at her quickly, having thought they just heard Duo's happiness fill the room again. "Whoops. Sorry."

"No more acting like Duo," said Trowa, who'd been acting typically quiet for a while. "What will the sleeping arrangements be?"

That night, after much toil and cleaning, everyone went to sleep. It was very late by the end of it all, but they had had fun nonetheless, or they were pretty sure they did. It would be a while before everyone awoke late the next morning. Their wake up call came somewhere between "too early" and "what did I do last night", when the voice of Heero rang out like bomb had detonated.

"DUO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HAIR!"… "AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GUNS!"

The End

TaDaa! That's it. I decided to end it. I apologize it took a while. I may soon do another comedy sketch similar to this. Thanks to anyone who was loyal and stuck with me through this. Ciao!

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