Aouni: Wow! This is my first ff.net story ever!

Aouni Darkstar: You stole my name.

Aouni: I didn't steal it. I borrowed it. Without asking. Besides, I made you up, I can use your name if I want to!

Aouni Darkstar: You will feel the wrath of the drow! One of these days...

Aouni: Whatever you say little dark elf... Anyway! Where are my little slaves?

Tyson: Since when are we slaves?

Aouni Darkstar: All who are not drow, are slaves to the drow!

Aouni: Uh, no. You guys are my slaves because this is ff.net, and I can torture you however I want. Therefore, if you don't want to be tortured badly you will be my obediant slaves for the duration of the story. Capiche?

Rei: Dammit.

Aouni: Language! This is only PG-13!

Tyson: You can say dammit in PG-13

Aouni: Disclaimer please.

Bladebreakers: *fight amongst themselves as to who will have to read the disclaimer*

Kenny: *sighs* Aouni does not own beyblade or any of it's said characters. Nor does she own the drow or any element of the forgotten realms games. However, she does own the character of Aouni Darkstar.

Aouni Darkstar: Excuse me? I am owned by no one! Wael.

Aouni: I made you up, therefore you are owned by me. Now, let's start the story.

Tyson: No! Please! No!

Max: Yeah! Have mercy!

Rei: This is so unbelievably cruel. Who made up fanfiction.net?

Aouni: You guys all be quiet. I notice Kai and Kenny have been nice and quiet. What obediant little slaves.

Kai: I am no one's slave.

Aouni: Correction. You are my slave! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bladebreakers: 0.o

Aouni: Yes... I'll start my story now. NOTE(By 'implied TyKa' I mean it can be taken either way, so if you aren't a yaoi fangirl like I am ^^ you can always see them as good friends! Or enemies...This is because I suck at writing anything romantic -_-' )

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Chapter One

Rei groaned. He was sitting on a bus, heading towards what felt like his doom, and the most unfathomable horror was yet to come...

Tyson and Max had started singing.

"Some people, started singing it not knowing what it was, and then continued singing it forever just because, it is the song that never ends! It just goes on and on my friends... Some people, started singing it..."

Rei could feel a pounding headache coming on. He let his head fall into his hands wearily, his feline features tight with stress. How had he gotten himself dragged into this?

-/FLASHBACK/-

The bladebreakers were sitting around the table in their most recent hotel eating breakfast. Tyson and Kai had their usual argument over training, Tyson's eating habits, Kai's grumpiness, and every other thing under the sun. It was becoming somewhat of a daily routine.

"Mr. Sourpuss is just angry because he's allergic to fun," Tyson stuck his tongue out, "I bet you are aren't you?"
"Tyson, shut up and eat your breakfast like a civilised human being, for once," drawled Kai in his typical, cold fashion.
"What's that supposed to mean? You're the one who's uncivilised!"
"Oh really? Give me one example of that."
"Uh... well... you, um... You just are!"
"See? I rest my case."

Rei sighed, but grinned inwardly. Sometimes those two reminded him of a married couple, snapping at each other like that... Of course, he wasn't suicidal enough to say this in front of them.

Suddenly Mr. Dickenson walked in, smiling cheerfully, "I have a suprise for you boys!"

The bladebreakers looked up curiously. Max was grinning in a suspiciously hyper manner - especially considering he'd been banned, by the others, from eating any sugar for a week. Tyson looked genuinely excited, but then again, he was excited by most things. Kenny looked up from his laptop, slightly interested, and Dizzi made some quirky remark about how she loved surprises. Rei was generally curious, being neko-jin and all. Kai looked typically bored and uninterested, although Rei noticed a flash of apprehension behind his eyes. Kai didn't like surpises.

Mr. Dickenson ignored their varied reactions and continued, "I'm sending you all to a local amusement park for the day! It's not particularly famous, but it's quite large and I'm sure you boys will have fun."

"Thanks, but I'll pass," grunted Kai.

"Aw, c'mon Kai!" whined Tyson, "Don't be such a wet blanket! It'll be fun! The roller-coasters, the side-shows, the cotten candy! Oh, cotten candy... That reminds me, all the food they have at amusment parks! Pizza, hot dogs, chocolate -"

"Please don't start," moaned Kenny.

"Doughnuts, soft drinks, hamburgers!" Tyson licked his lips hungrily, "Boy, I can't wait! When are we leaving Mr. D?"

"Yeah!" grinned Max, bouncing up and down - Rei was beginning to suspect that Max had gone and eaten some forbidden sugar.

Mr. Dickenson laughed, "Your bus comes in half an hour!"

-/END FLASHBACK/-

Rei sighed. Max and Tyson were still singing... Kenny looked to be just as agitated. He probably had it worse, sitting right behind them. Kai meanwhile, had the best spot, right at the back of the bus. He seemed rather resigned to his defeat by Mr. Dickenson. No matter how much Kai had complained, argued, threatened or glared, Mr. Dickenson had still insisted, stubbornly that he go on the trip.

This of course, left Kai extremely pissed, and he had stormed onto the bus without a word and sat at the very back, scowling angrily. No one had dared say a word to him, not even to try and cheer him up.

Rei wasn't happy with the present predicament either, and Kai acting as if it was a death sentence only made it worse for the chinese boy. Rei didn't really like amusement parks, he didn't like the food, he didn't like the rides and as his mother had always said, they were a waste of money. He suspected that Kai didn't like the large, noisy crowds.

"... started singing it not knowing what it was, and then continued singing it forever just because..."

Rei sighed. This was going to be a long day.

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Aouni: Short chapter, I know, but I have homework to do.

Rei: Finally... it's over! Why is this chapter centered around me? I thought Kai was your favourite victim- I mean, character...

Aouni: Don't ask why it's about you! I just don't feel like torturing Kai today. He gets tortured for most of the story anyway, having to babysit you children.

Tyson: Hey!

Aouni: No real implied TyKa in this chapter -

Kai: Good.

Aouni: Aw, but I know how much you love Tyson.

Tyson: Shut up.

Aouni: Reviews people! 5 reviews or no second chappie! I mean it!

Aouni Darkstar: 5, is that it? Wael, you should ask for 525.

Aouni: Um, then I'd never be writing that second chapter!