Stranded in Civilization
Summary: Basically it's just about the band and the things that happen on their tour- with a few odd quirks thrown in. *evil gleam* (did I say a few?...)
((Ooh, what to do with this one... hmm... we shall see... *muahahahahahahahaha!!!!* Okay- for extreme oddity and confusioness, viewer discretion is somewhat advised for health reasons- but reviews are all welcome! Oh yeah- this chapter I was kind of thinking in an accent while writing it, so if it turns out weird grammatically and stuff, please pay no attention...))
Chapter One: What Tour?
"What on earth are you two doing?!" Katie exclaimed, looking up at the two, who were practically hanging outside of Freddy's upper story window. In Zack's hand was roll of red ribbon- you know, the kind they use for birthday presents and such- and tied to it at the bottom was a plastic clothes hanger. The contraption was dangling down, and they were swinging it back and forth, trying to land it on a hat that was on the ground.
"We were throwing my hat around and it flew out the window. So now we're trying to catch it with the hanger and reel it up with the ribbon." Freddy shouted down. Zack was biting his lip in concentration as he nearly missed the loop on the hat.
"That's never going to work! Even if you did get the hat on it, it would fall off, you idiots!" She shouted, reaching down to pick the hat up. Thwack! The hanger swung into her head.
"Ow! What was that for?!" She cried. Honestly, she thought, could Zack and Freddy be any more stupid? Why didn't they just come outside to get the hat?
"Don't move the hat! We're trying to get it like this- I don't care how long it takes! It's the whole thing of satisfaction over getting the hat back up!" Zack scolded her. Katie sighed.
"Fine! It's not my problem... Anyways, as I was going to say, you don't have all day to get the hat like that! Are you guys ready to go on the tour? We leave for the airport in four hours!" She called. Instantly, the two best friends froze and looked down at her, confused.
"What tour?!" Freddy asked. She gawked up at them in disbelief.
"Oh my God! Please don't tell me you two fell out of the window and landed on your heads earlier- that would explain it all, though! Or... Freddy, you haven't been using white out to paint over the writing on your room's walls again, have you?!"
"Um..." He glanced around nervously. Katie remembered the last time he had been around white out for too long... the entire incident had involved hair dye, water balloons, and traps... She shuddered at the memory. And now he had gotten Zack all "whoa..." too!
"Great! Just great! If I have to explain everything, I will! It's only the tour we've been planning to go on after we got our record deal! Three months ago! We've only been talking about it every day for the past century and a half!"
"I thought we had only planned it three months ago." Zack commented, confused.
"You know what I mean, Zack! Ugh! That's it! You two, come down here, now, or I will have to come up there- and I'll bring Summer with me!" She threatened. Actually, Summer was busy packing. But at least Katie could take advantage of the two in this state somehow...
"Oh no!" Freddy exclaimed.
"Please don't, Katie! You know how she was the last time Freddy had the white out incident!" Zack begged.
"We'll be right down!" Freddy took the hanger/ribbon thing from Zack, swung it, and instantly hooked the hat before pulling it up. Katie moaned. Amazing how stupid and intelligent they can be at the same time...
"Ah... fresh air. Much better..." Zack smiled as the two came to stand near her.
"Yes. Now you are staying outside until it's time to leave- we can't risk letting any more fumes into your small brains. Now. Are you two all packed?"
"Um..." Freddy squirmed in concentration as Zack nodded excitedly.
"Good musicians! Good!" She smiled, patting them on the heads before turning around rolling her eyes. God, this was going to be a pain...
"Hey Katie- where's Summer?" Freddy asked, looking around.
"She's hiding. Now come on- we have to go pick up that food for Dewey... now..." Katie ordered, motioning for the two to follow her towards Freddy's car.
When Freddy opened the driver's seat, Katie stopped him.
"I think I'd better drive- but you can have shotgun..." She told him slowly. He smiled obediently and pranced- yes, our punk rocker drummer *pranced*- over to the other side as Zack crawled into the back.
Katie turned up music by Led Zeppelin- loud- as she drove to the nearest food store. I hope they stop this soon, she thought.
"Wait here." She instructed them as she parked and began walking into the store.
"Hey- Posh! You forgot the food list!" Zack cried, grinning, from the rolled down window. She turned around instantly and walked over- sensing something. When she got there she saw Zack counting out dollar bills.
"Haha! I told you she'd buy that high act, Zack!" Freddy beamed as Zack slapped five bills into his hands.
"Oh my God, you guys! That was not funny!" Katie exclaimed, ripping the list out of Zack's hand. "Now come on and help me!"
"It was so funny and you know it!" Freddy laughed as the three entered the store.
About forty five minutes later, Katie finished paying the lady at the cash register.
"You're sure we have everything- muffins and all?" Katie asked as she hauled three plastic bags on her arms.
"Yes, Katie. I'm positive." Zack mumbled again. Katie couldn't help but feel they had forgotten something... Then she noticed that it was just she and Zack who had started walking out. Freddy was standing at the counter, staring at the lady who was giving him a questionable look back.
"Can I help you, sir?" The lady spat out. Freddy glanced at Katie and Zack and sighed.
"Yeah- do you know where the white out is? I'm all out..."
Summary: Basically it's just about the band and the things that happen on their tour- with a few odd quirks thrown in. *evil gleam* (did I say a few?...)
((Ooh, what to do with this one... hmm... we shall see... *muahahahahahahahaha!!!!* Okay- for extreme oddity and confusioness, viewer discretion is somewhat advised for health reasons- but reviews are all welcome! Oh yeah- this chapter I was kind of thinking in an accent while writing it, so if it turns out weird grammatically and stuff, please pay no attention...))
Chapter One: What Tour?
"What on earth are you two doing?!" Katie exclaimed, looking up at the two, who were practically hanging outside of Freddy's upper story window. In Zack's hand was roll of red ribbon- you know, the kind they use for birthday presents and such- and tied to it at the bottom was a plastic clothes hanger. The contraption was dangling down, and they were swinging it back and forth, trying to land it on a hat that was on the ground.
"We were throwing my hat around and it flew out the window. So now we're trying to catch it with the hanger and reel it up with the ribbon." Freddy shouted down. Zack was biting his lip in concentration as he nearly missed the loop on the hat.
"That's never going to work! Even if you did get the hat on it, it would fall off, you idiots!" She shouted, reaching down to pick the hat up. Thwack! The hanger swung into her head.
"Ow! What was that for?!" She cried. Honestly, she thought, could Zack and Freddy be any more stupid? Why didn't they just come outside to get the hat?
"Don't move the hat! We're trying to get it like this- I don't care how long it takes! It's the whole thing of satisfaction over getting the hat back up!" Zack scolded her. Katie sighed.
"Fine! It's not my problem... Anyways, as I was going to say, you don't have all day to get the hat like that! Are you guys ready to go on the tour? We leave for the airport in four hours!" She called. Instantly, the two best friends froze and looked down at her, confused.
"What tour?!" Freddy asked. She gawked up at them in disbelief.
"Oh my God! Please don't tell me you two fell out of the window and landed on your heads earlier- that would explain it all, though! Or... Freddy, you haven't been using white out to paint over the writing on your room's walls again, have you?!"
"Um..." He glanced around nervously. Katie remembered the last time he had been around white out for too long... the entire incident had involved hair dye, water balloons, and traps... She shuddered at the memory. And now he had gotten Zack all "whoa..." too!
"Great! Just great! If I have to explain everything, I will! It's only the tour we've been planning to go on after we got our record deal! Three months ago! We've only been talking about it every day for the past century and a half!"
"I thought we had only planned it three months ago." Zack commented, confused.
"You know what I mean, Zack! Ugh! That's it! You two, come down here, now, or I will have to come up there- and I'll bring Summer with me!" She threatened. Actually, Summer was busy packing. But at least Katie could take advantage of the two in this state somehow...
"Oh no!" Freddy exclaimed.
"Please don't, Katie! You know how she was the last time Freddy had the white out incident!" Zack begged.
"We'll be right down!" Freddy took the hanger/ribbon thing from Zack, swung it, and instantly hooked the hat before pulling it up. Katie moaned. Amazing how stupid and intelligent they can be at the same time...
"Ah... fresh air. Much better..." Zack smiled as the two came to stand near her.
"Yes. Now you are staying outside until it's time to leave- we can't risk letting any more fumes into your small brains. Now. Are you two all packed?"
"Um..." Freddy squirmed in concentration as Zack nodded excitedly.
"Good musicians! Good!" She smiled, patting them on the heads before turning around rolling her eyes. God, this was going to be a pain...
"Hey Katie- where's Summer?" Freddy asked, looking around.
"She's hiding. Now come on- we have to go pick up that food for Dewey... now..." Katie ordered, motioning for the two to follow her towards Freddy's car.
When Freddy opened the driver's seat, Katie stopped him.
"I think I'd better drive- but you can have shotgun..." She told him slowly. He smiled obediently and pranced- yes, our punk rocker drummer *pranced*- over to the other side as Zack crawled into the back.
Katie turned up music by Led Zeppelin- loud- as she drove to the nearest food store. I hope they stop this soon, she thought.
"Wait here." She instructed them as she parked and began walking into the store.
"Hey- Posh! You forgot the food list!" Zack cried, grinning, from the rolled down window. She turned around instantly and walked over- sensing something. When she got there she saw Zack counting out dollar bills.
"Haha! I told you she'd buy that high act, Zack!" Freddy beamed as Zack slapped five bills into his hands.
"Oh my God, you guys! That was not funny!" Katie exclaimed, ripping the list out of Zack's hand. "Now come on and help me!"
"It was so funny and you know it!" Freddy laughed as the three entered the store.
About forty five minutes later, Katie finished paying the lady at the cash register.
"You're sure we have everything- muffins and all?" Katie asked as she hauled three plastic bags on her arms.
"Yes, Katie. I'm positive." Zack mumbled again. Katie couldn't help but feel they had forgotten something... Then she noticed that it was just she and Zack who had started walking out. Freddy was standing at the counter, staring at the lady who was giving him a questionable look back.
"Can I help you, sir?" The lady spat out. Freddy glanced at Katie and Zack and sighed.
"Yeah- do you know where the white out is? I'm all out..."