Rookie: Why do they canadians have round bacon
Kurama: ::looks up from book:: Maybe they wanted to be different?
Rookie: Well if they wanted to be different they just have to wear their underwear on their head and they would be all set!
Kurama: 0_o..ookay
Rookie: ^.^
Yusuke: ::walks in:: Hello
Rookie: ::attacks him:: Howdy there hows your mom? Mine is good, she isnt here leave a message at the beep, BEEEP. Why do they say that I mean don't you leave it after the BEEEP?
Yusuke: 0_o..uh..sure…
Rookie: ::jumps off onto the fish tank and starts to river stomp::
Kurama: I didn't know you could do that..
Rookie: ::is behind him:: do what?
Kurama: AHH ::flies into the ceiling, hits head, comes down:: ow @.@
Kuwabara: ::walks in:: Hey guys ::is hit with random piece of ceiling:: @.@ YATZEE!
Hiei: ::is sitting on the windowseal:: you scare me onna
Rookie: Well its not my fault that the civil war created comas!
Hiei: 0_o
Karasu: ::walks in wearing bright green jumpsuit:: Look! Im a lime flavored popcicle! Kurama must love me now!
Yusuke: Why would he love you, he likes roses, not limes
Karasu: Well the CIA told me that limes and roses are the same things in the 67th dimension, so screw you! ::dances around kurama throwing ice cubes at him::
Kurama: What the- ::is hit in the eye:: ow X.o why do you people have to be so violent?
Rookie: Its raining lalalal yay for rain, lets light stuff on fire, Kurama is that a whig?
Kurama: 0_o I thought your medicine was supposed to prevent your ADD…not enhance it
Rookie: Well they said it might have side effects
Yusuke: Yeah just a LITTLE
Rookie: And they want to double it too!
All: o.o NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rookie: YES FEAR THE RAINDROPS THEY HOLD YOUR EVERLASTING DOOM IN THEIR RANCH DRESSING BOTTLES!
All: 0_o
Karasu: ::runs to freezer:: MUST HAVE ICE CUBES! ::hits fridge:: @.@
Kurama: Well that got rid of him…..
Yusuke: ::sits on the table::
Rookie: GET OFF THE TABLE IT'S A BOMB! ::hides behind the cough::
Yusuke:…okay
-Coffee table explodes and it starts raining cream puffs-
Hiei: CCCCCCRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAMMMM PPPPPPPUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSS! ::gobbles cream puffs::
Kurama: 0_o isnt this american food?…Rookie..
Rookie: I cooked him dinner .
Kurama: You cooked him cream puffs?
Rookie: ARE YOU RACIST AGAISNT MY CREAM PUFFS!!! BECAUSE IF YOU ARE IM TELLING MY MOMMY!
Kurama: 0_o ::goes youko:: Cream puffs are not a race, baby
Rookie: THEY ARE TOO! Did you just call me baby..
Youko: Yes..
Rookie: 0_o ::is hit in the eye with a cream puff:: X.o AHH
Yusuke: ::pats her on the head:: we need to get you to a doctor….or an asylum .
Rookie: HOW DARE YOU! ::pulls out staple gun named Federa and shoots staples at Yusuke and staples him to the wall::
Yusuke: 0_0…this could be used for sexual things
Kurama:..hm..youd have to be really into painful sex…
Rookie: 0_o ::shakes fist at sky:: WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME ALL MIGHTY CREAM PUFF GODS!
Hiei: ::has cream puffy ness on his face:: ^.^
Rookie: Um Hiei you have a little jizz on your face there..
Hiei: ::wipes face off:..0_0 ::Growls::
Rookie: SAVE ME OH TRAFFIC GODS!
Traffic Gods: ::drops a Lamborghini on Hiei::
Hiei: @.@
Rookie: 0_0 MY DREAM CAR!
TG: NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE OUR CAR! COME THADDUS!
Thaddus: But dad
TG: NO NOW DO YOUR HOMEWORK!
Thaddus: 0_o…..kay
Kurama:….odd ::whips hair around::
Rookie: NOO ITS EVIL I SAY EVIL! OOOOH its soft ::Braids his hair::
Kurama: 0_0
Yusuke: A little help here
Hiei: ::gets up::
Rookie: I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS THE EASTER LOBSTER HE DID IT I SWEAR!
Hiei: ::eyes go crimson::
Rookie: 0_0 uh uh uh uh uh….AHHHH THE GREAT MIGRATION OF 86' HAS COME FOR ME RUN FOR YOUR COVERED WAGONS!
All: 0_o
Rookie: ::runs into kitchen and grabs coffee maker::
All: ::walk into kitchen::
Rookie: Back off, I have coffee beans!
Kurama:..you are insane
Rookie: ::puts coffee beans into coffee maker and shoots them at him::
Kurama: 0_0 ::dodges:: HAHA ^.^ ::is hit with the coffee maker::
Rookie: ::loads stapler with coffee beans:: back off penguin! I have coffee beans and Im not afraid to use them
Hiei: I am not a penguin
Rookie: DON'T DEFY ME!
Hiei: ::laughs like invader zim:: Now I shall show you my true power! ::loads other stapler gun with fruit::
Rookie: Now we must face eachother, turn around and walk forty paces and then turn and shoot!
Hiei: Fine
-face eachother-
Rookie: ::kisses his nose:: ^.^ nyaha
Hiei:…baka kyuuketsuki
-both turn around-
Rookie: one two ::steps on ice cube and slides into the kitchen counter:: @.@
Hiei: ::turns around to watch and laugh, runs into screen door:: @.@
Rookie: uh..72! ::fires::
Hiei: ::Gets hit in the eye:: X.O ::fires::
Rookie: ::dodges and apple and is hit the boob with a bana:: 0_0! ::fires at Hiei::
-Kenshin walks in-
Kenshin: Oro? ::is hit in the groin with a stapler:: 0_0
Rookie: 0_0 Guess I forgot one ::runs over to kenshin:: You okay! ::huggles him::
Kenshin: ::in hamtaro voice:: I'll be fine ::Gasp::
Hiei: ::growls and fires:::
Rookie: ::Gets hit in the head with an apple::
Hiei: ::throws kenshin into the fridge and locks him in:: Hn..
Rookie: 0_o
-In fridge-
Kenshin: ::blinks:: Oro?
Sushi: Hello wanna see my rolls?
Kenshin: 0_o
-in the kitchen-
Rookie: Why did you do that?
Hiei: …::shoots a grape at her::
Rookie: ::stapler is hit::
Stapler: ::flies into Kurama's room::
Rookie: NOO FEDERA! ::runs after her stapler::
Hiei: ::follows::
Rookie: COME BACK! ::runs into Kurama's door:: @.@
Hiei: ::sees her and laughs:: baka kyuuketsuki
Rookie: ::opens door and pulls Hiei in::
Hiei: ::flies into fan:: @.@
Rookie: 0_o ::walks away..into the closet door:: X.x
Hiei: ::Falls onto bed swirly eyed:: you have a things with doors don't you?
Rookie: No they step infront of me…. ::opens closet door:: 0_0
Hiei: ::follows her and looks over her shoulder:: 0_0
Rookie: He has a lot of pink ::throws out random clothes::
Hiei: ::thong lands on his head:: 0_0 ::burns it:: AHH MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! ::runs in circles::
Rookie: Baka ::throws orange juice on him::
Hiei: o.o…-_-
Rookie: ::pulls out blow up doll with blindfold and hand cuffs:: 0_o wow don't want to know whats been in there
Hiei: 0_o
Rookie: ::pulls out whip and fuzzy hand cuffs and tassles:: o.o dominatrix…
Hiei: ::twitches::
Rookie: ::finds stapler:: aha ^.^
Hiei:……::smirks::
Rookie: What? ::looks at stapler:: o.o ::screams and throws stapler out of the window::
Stapler: ::flies and staples random cat to a tree::
Cat: o.o meow
Rookie: ::twitches at the sigh of….::
Readers:……
Rookie: A HALF EATEN COOKIE!
Readers: ::anime fall::
Kurama: ::Walks in:: what are you doing ::Sees stuff:: 0_0 ::major blush::
Rookie: ::Blushes:: So..how about them' yankees?
Kurama: whats a yankee?
Rookie: T.T ::jumps out of window::
Hiei: ::follows::
Kurama: ::closes window and goes over to his doll and strokes her hair:: Did they hurt you my love?
Doll: No, but she stole my cookie!
Kurama: We will get revenge ::evil laugh::
Doll: ::Evil laugh, pops:: X.x
Kurama: o.o…
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