Disclaimer: I do not own Zoids, whether it is Chaotic Century, Guardian Force, or New Century. I just write fan fictions for it, which is only for entertainment and entertainment only. No legal loopholes here!

Since this is my first fan fiction, let me introduce m'self. I am Byakko's Recon, that's my name coz it seems with the four beast gods, Byakko seems to be the only one keeping his masculine and feministic side in check. (Which is a lot very much opposite of me coz, I'm an angst-driven 17 year old guy who's got nothing better to do than write un-factual accounts out of another series.)

Zoids: Guardian Force is a good series to write about. Heck, just look at the main protagonist: Van Flyheight (hope I got that right...) his cocky attitude, his happy-go-lucky nature that is in balance with his sense of duty and justice...

Van: All right!!! So you're starting to kiss up on me Bya-kun?

Raven: Hey back off Byakko! Van's taken, ok?

Right... ; and also just look at their outfits! Van with his...uhm..."low- cut" lieutenant's uniform and Raven with his very tight, body fit whatchamacallit. Anyway, a short "teaser" of the story first...

"...Where...where am...I?" Raven woke up inside his Zoid cockpit, feeling a bit dazed from something that had happened earlier. "What's going...on...around...here..."the young man uttered, before falling back to deadly unconsciousness, unaware that a familiar crimson liquid was flowing from his wounds on his head..."

Raven: Hey, what gives! Is that it?

Van: Aww, poor wittle Waven all bwoddied fwom a battwle? He he he...

Raven: (raises a fist) I'm gonna have your HEAD, Byakko!!!

Hem...shut your trap Raven, you want me to finish this or not?!?! Sheesh...the gratitude I get from people for starting a good intro for a long story...anyway, Van do me a favor...

Van: Which is? (smiles just like when a cat just ate a canary)

Ehm, keep Raven out of my back for as long as possible. The worst enemy we could have is a writer's mental block. Just keep him happy while I finish my work, ok?

Van: Roger that! He he he...let's go Raven! "Bud..."(in a sarcastic tone)

Raven: (looks back) When we come back, you better give me a good part in that story, or I'll have the producers hang your head in a legal rope!

He he he, I doubt you wont be returning without a sore ass. Oooooh! How I love this job! (starts hugging an imaginary Shadow and Zeke plush figure) Sigh...I could trade my Charizard doll for an organoid doll any day!

Peh, back to work we go! Must work for good reviews here! Hope I... (spots the two out by the window) Hey!!! You two aren't allowed to leave the premises at night!!

Van: Awww, we're old enough to be out ok?!

That's what I've been worrying about! Now get back here in the house! Just...just do something worthwhile.

Van and Raven: (in chorus) sigh...

Eh... where was I...oh yeah, just press that violet button at the lower corner right to start reading this fanfic. I have to rate this an NC-17 (like that existed!) because the Board of Censorship and Flamers might get me. Warning to prospective readers, this is a yaoi fic, so I don't want some sorry mother who will harass me with things about me corrupting her son with yaoiness, coz chances are he already had it when he saw his classmate naked in the showers. (The thing with American sports is that the excitement for some players happen right at the showers...)

General Warning!!! (Alert! Alert!)

Contains yaoi (which is male to male relationship), some foul mouth scenes and a lot of angst. Please don't burn me flamers, and to those loyal Van and Raven followers, don't condemn me to the eternal flamers of hell either, coz some abuse might (just MIGHT!) exist. Physical abuse that is, heheheh...

Van: (shudders) He's weird...

Raven: (proceeds to kiss Van on the lips) We all are k-o-i-b-i-t-o...

(Wide-mouth) Wha...wha...gomen, lost my bearings there for a while...anyway, please proceed to the first chapter of my very first fan fiction!