Disclaimer: I own nothing, nothing at all. And since doing this my budget has gone EVEN lower as Duo costs a lot, with the hair products and all, and I have to keep hiding Heero's gun so he's out for me and my nerves are shot ::looks around to make sure for the thousandth time that Heero isn't there::
I'm SO sorry that this took so long but I got writer's block and school is being a pain in the rear end so here it is! The last chapter (I think) okay… here I go!
In the G-boy's hotel room
Duo: (springs to get the special TV on) All right! Let's watch how hard the mighty shall fall!
Wufei: That was quite literate for you Duo
Duo: Quite what??
Wufei: -.-
Quatre: (snuggling up to Trowa) Come on guys, let's just watch it.
Trowa: (very happy right now)
Heero: Duo! Get your big head out of the way!
Duo: I'm gonna stay here even longer thanks to that remark
Heero: Damn! If only I had my gun!
DBZHobbit: Muahahaha! I hid it so well!
Heero: I WILL find it you know!
DBZHobbit: Oh shut up, you'll get it back at the end of this chapter
Heero: (bounces) YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: Did we just see that?
Heero: See what?
Duo: Hey look! He's gonna go get ready!
Ryuichi: Who is?
Duo: Treize who do you thi... RYUICHI! What are you doing here?
Ryuichi: Watching the TV…
Quatre: Ryuichi, aren't you supposed to be getting ready for the concert?
Ryuichi: (playing with Kumagorou) Oh no, we don't need to be there until a little time before the show starts. We don't do anything but sing.
Wufei: (screams like a little girl) HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!! AND WE CAN SEE HIM!!!!!
All: AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! (They all cover their eyes and don't stop screaming)
Heero: (braves to peak out from behind Duo's head) It's okay! He's got a towel on now.
Quatre: AH! Not for long!!!!!
All: ARGHHHHH (A/N ah hell, just repeat the last 'all')
Trowa: Phew, he has pants now
Wufei: What time is his date getting there?
Duo: In about an hour
Narrator: Treize continued to get ready, at which Ryuichi laughed because he didn't put the right pants on, Duo screamed as the OZ leader didn't shampoo his hair TWICE like he told him too (Heero had to restrain him from hitting the TV, Duo takes hair very seriously) and now Treize was in the kitchen about to prepare the dinner that he and his date were supposed to have… though I doubt that it would be edible.
Quatre: No no no!!!! He's doing it all wrong!!! Oh no! He's going to put too much sugar in again!
BANG!!!!! (A/N XD it go kablooy again! Sorry, couldn't help myself)
Quatre: (turning bright red with anger) I TOLD him! I left INSTRUCTIONS that even Duo could understand!!!!
Duo: HEY!
Heero: Trowa, you might have to kiss him again
Trowa: (leans over and kisses Quatre)
Quatre: (happily accepts)
Duo: Heero, they're not stopping
Quatre and Trowa: (roll off the bed they were sitting on)
Wufei: HEY! We have an OZ leader to laugh at right now! You can mess around later!!! (Runs over and breaks them apart)
Quatre: I wuv Twowa
Heero: (rolls eyes) Here we go again
Duo: (thwaps Quatre upside the head)
Quatre: OW! Has he finished cooking?
Duo: Yes
Quatre (sigh) Oh good
Trowa: Now he's… preening himself in front of the mirror… Hey! He forgot to feed the animals!! Oh no, the lion just ate the seal!!! I told him to feed them!
Ryuichi: (in tears) poor Mr. Seal, we liked him didn't we Kuma-chan (makes the bunny nod and pretend to cry)
Duo: Ew… how can he not notice the blood that's flying?
Quatre: Treize is very self-absorbed
Narrator: Treize stood preening himself for a little while longer but his eyes went in bug-out mode when the door bell rang (this also freaked him out as Trowa had changed the doorbell from it's usual Ding-Dong to that creepy circus tune) Treize opened the door and stared in shock at the woman in front of him.
Treize: O.O
Relena: Hi Treize isn't it great that we're going out tonight? I mean, I think that this should make Heero jealous and then he'd finally come back to me as everyone knows how I love Heero so sorry but I'm just using you so he'll be angry so I'm sorry that he might come and kill you… blah blah blah blah
Treize: O.O
Narrator: Duo, needless to say, was loving this
Duo: (pissing himself laughing) Oh this is great! Two birds with one stone!!!
Heero: easy for you to say, she's not obsessed with YOU
Duo: Aw, cheer up Hee-Chan at least you know that she's not hiding in your bathroom closet again
Heero: (shudders) yeah, that was a nasty encounter getting out of the shower
Quatre: What is she WEARING!
Trowa: Heero, did you dress Relena?
Heero: NO! What makes you think I'd willingly go anywhere NEAR HER!
Duo: (sniggers) I did! I told her Heero liked girls in Victorian brown dresses!
Heero: Ew, no I don't
Duo: I know, that's why I told her you did (laughing at his own ingenious plan)
Wufei: Shut up, they're about to have dinner
In Treize's dining room (well it was until Trowa got to it, I should really say Treize's stables)
Relena: This is very nice Treize, is it an Arabian dish?
Treize: Yes, Quatre taught me how to make it
Relena: I've always liked Quatre; if he weren't gay then I might have become obsessed with him… oh what am I saying? I LOVE YOU HEEEEROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Treize: O.O Do you do that often?
Relena: Quite a lot actually
Treize: great…
In the G-Boy's hotel room
Ryuichi: (whispers to Duo) Are Quatre and Trowa like Yuki and Shuichi?
Duo: The novelist and the singer? Yeah, they are. Couldn't you tell from the kissing and rolling?
Ryuichi: Tatsuha and I do that and we aren't like Yuki and Shuichi
Duo: (utterly confused) Oh
DBZHobbit: Sorry for the Gravitation references! I'll stop now… well except with the concert and all
Duo: Hey! Author person thingy! Shut up and get on with the story!
DBZHobbit: Do you want the tutu again? I can bring it back you know!
Duo: Eep! No ma'am.
DBZHobbit: Good boy, have a cookie.
Heero: Hey Du, where'd you get the cookie?
Duo: (shrugs)
Quatre: They've finished the dinner
Ryuichi: Treize needs a bib
Others: He WHAT?!?!?
Ryuichi: He got Halva on his pants
Others: (look really close to the TV screen) so he does
Heero: Good eye Ryuichi
Duo: Heero, are you feeling okay? You just complimented Ryu-Chan
Heero: Oh shut up King of Sarcasm
Trowa: They're leaving for the concert
Ryuichi: oh goodie!
Quatre: erm, Ryuichi, aren't you supposed to be there?
Ryuichi: huh?
Wufei: They can't have the concert without you!
Ryuichi: oh yeah, we best be leaving then hadn't we Kuma-Chan. Bye Everybody!
All: Bye Ryuichi
Duo: Bye Kumagorou!
Ryuichi: (Makes Kumagorou kiss Duo's head) Kuma-Chan says Bye. (He leaves)
Wufei: Duo, aren't you at least slightly put off by the fact you were just kissed by a pink rabbit?
Duo: Not really
Narrator: The Gundam pilots watched as Treize and Relena took a limo to the concert grounds, the ride was… interesting to say the least. Relena didn't shut up about 'her unforgiving love' for the perfect soldier and kept yelling 'Heero! I love you' out of the window. Duo was clutching his sides from laughing too much and he thinks he broke a rib. Treize was sitting there, muttering and plotting his revenge on the G-boys with a very unnerving look on his face. Upon reaching the concert grounds they sat in their V.I.P seats and waited to watch Japan's biggest band perform.
Duo: I can't wait to see this!
Wufei: I know, Treize is going to be humiliated
Duo: No, I meant that concert! I love J-Rock!
Wufei: J-what?
Heero: It's the type of music that Ryuichi sings
Quatre: I heard that he becomes a completely different person when he goes on stage.
Trowa: I heard that too.
Wufei: Well I don't see what the big fuss is about
Heero: Duo, if Treize likes Nittle Grasper's music then what's going to humiliate him at the concert?
Duo: (evil grin) You'll see Heero, Ryu-Chan still has a part to play in this
At the Nittle Grasper concert
Ryuichi: (coming on stage… waits for the fan girls to stop screaming) Hello my friends! Welcome to our new concert! As always I am Sakuma Ryuichi your singer! And my friends Seguchi Tomha and Ukai Noriko on the synthesisers. So let us begin!
(Music starts)
Ryuichi: garasu no bedo ni toraware no motion
tesaguri de shukujo wa kamikudaku
soliday na tail de midara na hane collection
himei hodo mujaki na yoruga hoshii
yuuutsu no borode odoru
jiyuu to uso ni tsuda nukare
moroku maichiru puzzle
kono shihai kara tobitate
kiss shining hitomi ni kuchizukete
toke dasu hanabira mo jama ni naru
make me shining irozuku shigeki no hate ni
kagayaki hajimeta maboroshi
Treize: I love this song!
Relena: (was thinking about Heero) What? Oh, what is it?
Treize: Shining Collection
Wufei: It's in Japanese!
Duo: Of course it is! Ryuichi's Japanese!
Ryuichi: shikai wo nukedashita panorama no dimension
kanpeki na gitai wa tada furueru
cheap na shokushu wa mitsu wo motomeru reaction
tsumetakutemo hiwai na kimi ga mitai
nanairo ni moteasobu
waki-da-shita kairaku no umi
kage ga fuchidoru game
kono sekai kara uchinuke
TREIZE! COME SING WITH ME!
Treize: WHAT?!?!?!
Duo: I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!
Trowa: You're making Treize sing in front of thousands of people! Duo, you're amazing!
Duo: (takes a bow) thank you, thank you. Please, no photographs, I'm here 'til Thursday.
Narrator: Unfortunately for the OZ leader, the V.I.P seats were uncannily close to the stage
Relena: (pushes Treize up to the stage) Go on, he asked for you
Treize: but, but I…
Relena: You love the song, you just told me so you know the words now GO! (Then she kicked him onto the stage)
Ryuichi: Yay! All clap for Treize! Go on finish the song!
Treize: er… er… kiss shining kodoku wo katashidori
karamaru koukai ga kuu wo kiru
make me shining chirabaru kokoro no hahenra
mabushiku sugisaru kibou ni
ta-iki wa somaru, akaku nureta yubisaki ni
habatakenu, chou no namida
subete wa suna ni naru
shining, make you cry...
Crowd: Ow! Our ears! We want Ryuichi back!
Ryuichi: (Happily playing the air guitar in the background oblivious to what Treize was doing to his fans, but then he got a near hit on the head by a Nittle Grasper figure that someone had thrown at Treize but missed, so he decided to join in)
Treize and Ryuichi (but mostly Ryuichi): kiss shining hitomi ni kuchizukete
toke dasu hanabira mo jama ni naru
kill me shining irozuku shigeki no hate ni
kagayaki hajimeta maboroshi
please don't cryin' kodoku wo katashidori
karamaru koukai ga kuu wo kiru
make me shining chirabaru kokoro no hahenra
mabushiku sugisaru kibou ni
Ryuichi: Yay! Say goodbye to Treize!
Crowd: Boooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Treize: (sits back down in his seat)
Relena: (was right next to a speaker and completely knocked out by the horrific noise that the OZ leader had caused)
Treize: Well at least I got rid of her
In the G-boy's hotel room
All: (pissing themselves laughing)
Heero: Oh that was great!
Wufei: He wont be able to go out in public for weeks! Months even!!!
Quatre: The pain in my ears was worth it!
Trowa: Take that you animal neglecter!!! (Trowa has very strong beliefs in animal rights and still hadn't got over the lion and seal incident)
Duo: Man, that was good (happy sigh) so we're finally done.
Others: Yep
Narrator: Treize was indeed greatly humiliated and couldn't leave his house until the next year. He learned to live with the animals, but he still can't get into his bedroom which had been taken over by the elephant. He never cooked again, as after the date Relena sued him for giving her food poisoning and he tried to get his hair back to the way he used to have it, but Duo works wonders with a pair of scissors and Treize will forever have that centre parting.
Duo: I want the last word! I want the last word!
Narrator: Okay, okay go ahead.
Duo: We succeeded in ruining Treize's life! And so-
Heero: Mission complete
Duo: Hey! I was going to say that!
Heero: well it's my line so you can't say it!
Duo: Oh go self-destruct somewhere!
DBZHobbit: Well, that is me finished with this one. The song Shining Collection I kept in Japanese, as they never sound right translated, get the song! It's amazing! Treize nekkid in the shower . sorry about that horrific image but it was very late when I wrote that part and I felt like torturing the boys a little bit. Relena bashing! (Sigh) couldn't help myself. So this is it for this story. Bye now!
Gundam pilots: Bye!
Ryuichi: Bye bye!!!! (Makes Kumagorou wave)
Treize: (crying) Goodbye, Act four is finished
Relena: I LOVE YOU HEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DBZHobbit: Oh yeah, Heero, here's your gun back
Heero: YES! (Shoots Relena)
All: YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!
DBZHobbit: Roll the credits!
Wufei: we don't have any
DBZHobbit: Oh dammit. Just leave a review then!
Duo: I love reviews!
DBZHobbit: JUST LEAVE ALREADY!
All: (Leave)