A/N: Well, this is what happens when Merry and Pippin give up drinking,
pursue their dreams of being really smart, and Legolas looses his hair
spray. Faramir pursues his dreams to host a talk show, Elrond puts everyone
to sleep with his ranting, Boromir is alive and kicking, and Aragorn gets
booted off TV. Needless to say, mass panic ensues. Yeah.
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Scene: In a bar in Minas Tirith, along with all the living members of the Fellowship, minus Frodo and Gandalf.
"Ok, we have major news." Merry says, standing up on a table.
"We have decided...." Pippin continues.
"To give up drinking!" Merry finishes.
"NO!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!" Aragorn screams, covering his ears.
"RUN!! THIS BAR WILL COLLAPSE IN A FEW SECONDS!!" Legolas shrieks like a little girl.
"Wonder what that was all about?" Merry asks Pippin.
"Hm...Don't know." Pippin says, pulling out a tankard.
"What-are-you-doing?" Merry asks, sounding like he's about to hyperventilate.
"Drinking water!" Pippin says, showing Merry the water inside the tankard.
"Ok." Merry says, looking like he's about to have a heart attack.
"Don't worry!" Pippin says, getting up. He proceeds to sing the Green Dragon Drinking Song.
"STOP! My ears!!" Merry screams and falls off the table.
Meanwhile, outside, Legolas and Aragorn are standing, looking if the bar has collapsed yet.
"Is the apocalypse coming yet?" Legolas whimpers.
"Idiot! The apocalypse doesn't come! It, well, comes." Aragorn says.
"But you just said it doesn't come!" Legolas whines.
"No, you can't see it coming, it just comes." Aragorn says.
"Oh! I get it!" Legolas says, standing up. "Do you see it yet?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Well, that's chapter 1. Soon, there will be more! Much more!
Scene: In a bar in Minas Tirith, along with all the living members of the Fellowship, minus Frodo and Gandalf.
"Ok, we have major news." Merry says, standing up on a table.
"We have decided...." Pippin continues.
"To give up drinking!" Merry finishes.
"NO!!! IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE!" Aragorn screams, covering his ears.
"RUN!! THIS BAR WILL COLLAPSE IN A FEW SECONDS!!" Legolas shrieks like a little girl.
"Wonder what that was all about?" Merry asks Pippin.
"Hm...Don't know." Pippin says, pulling out a tankard.
"What-are-you-doing?" Merry asks, sounding like he's about to hyperventilate.
"Drinking water!" Pippin says, showing Merry the water inside the tankard.
"Ok." Merry says, looking like he's about to have a heart attack.
"Don't worry!" Pippin says, getting up. He proceeds to sing the Green Dragon Drinking Song.
"STOP! My ears!!" Merry screams and falls off the table.
Meanwhile, outside, Legolas and Aragorn are standing, looking if the bar has collapsed yet.
"Is the apocalypse coming yet?" Legolas whimpers.
"Idiot! The apocalypse doesn't come! It, well, comes." Aragorn says.
"But you just said it doesn't come!" Legolas whines.
"No, you can't see it coming, it just comes." Aragorn says.
"Oh! I get it!" Legolas says, standing up. "Do you see it yet?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------
A/N: Well, that's chapter 1. Soon, there will be more! Much more!