Raventhedarkgoddess: Sorry to those of you who I put in the wrong rooms/forgot last time, like I said, I was sick and wasn't thinking clearly. Anyway, this is going to be my last chapter. (And I'm sure you're all happy it's over) I doubt I'll put a third one up-- Those of you who are in them always end up being way too pushy and demanding. ((No offense to those who aren't.)) I hope you've enjoyed Trading Spaces, though, because it has been a fun peice to write. Oh, and WM, I am so sorry! I mean, I mistaked you for a guy! OOPS! (hands you virutal cookies) I feel bad about that, I should probably start asking for gender specification... (Hence that I avoid most personal pronouns)
Chapter Ten: And Everything Blows Up In Your Face
Starfire: I am here to unveil the rooms of my friends! But first, we shall havea quick talk with each designer. First... (crash)
Cyborg: I said we aren't doing that, dammit! Get up there and fix it!
Beast Boy: No way, dude, it's awesome how it is!
Starfire: I suppose you are going first for the designer inverview, then?
Beast Boy: Yeah, sure! (dodges another punch)
Starfire: Well, then, what was your insperation for the room?
Beast Boy: Well, (pulls out glasses and a random diagram of the room and starts pointing with a stick) Since we all know Raven is a girly-girl at heart, I decided to give her a room to express the kind of person she really is!
Cyborg: That's the most retarded thing... You idiot... (sputtering)
the master of the unknown: It's offical. Beast Boy is dumber than he looks!
All Slade's helpers: (fake loud, dramatic gasp)
Starfire: You are actually under budget, friend Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: Woot, how good am I?
Lost Inside: Do you really want an answer to that?
Beast Boy: Oh, shut up, you!
Debbie: You're going to die a long and painful death at Raven's hand!
Chubby: Now, don't make threats on him. Even if they are true...
Beast Boy: Slade, do you think Raven's going to kill me!
Slade: (still curled up and hiding) Yes, and if she doesn't, she'll make sure that they do... Crazy people with powertools...
artemisgirl: I still say we're normal and not crazy people with powertools!
StarfireTT: (boucing around in circles on the couch Slade is hiding under) We... Are... NORMAL!
Cyborg: I still say she's going to kick your ass!
Beast Boy: She will not!
mew-xena: Yes she will...
Starfire: QUIET! (flaming eyes)
All: (shut up)
Starfire: The next person that we will talk to is Robin.
Robin: (comes in and sits down next to Starfire) Am I under budget?
Starfire: Yes, friend Robin, you are! And I'm sure that the room looks wonderful and (sideways look at Beast Boy) normal.
Robin: (glares at ceiling and where he thinks Adularia is standing) Oh, it does.
Starfire: That is good, then!
InuGhost: A normal room, around here? That's a first.
Beast Boy: You're all so mean to me! (loud, fake sobs)
All: (ignore Beast Boy)
Starfire: Come in, teams, and we shall go to view your rooms!
(Raven and Blackfire come in with Jynx, Cyborg still berating BB in a loud voice)
Raven: Cyborg, why are you yelling?
Cyborg: Uh... No reason.. (backs away from Beast Boy)
Starfire: We shall unveil friend Cyborg's room first!
Cyborg: Yeah, that's probably for the best...
Upstairs, Outside Cy's room...
Adularia: Welcome to your new room, Cyborg.
Cyborg: I love it!
Robin: I knew you would... (sulking)
HeavenDemon: Oh, get OVER it, Robin!
Raven A. Star: Yeah, Robin, get over it or I'll have to hurt you again... (evil grin)
Robin: (fake smile) I mean, yes, so happy you love it, best friend!
Cyborg: I thought ya'll would have tried to pull some twisted revenge, considering you're still living in that pink hellhole I designed... (A/N: I would say that if you don't get that, you'd have to read Design, but it got removed.)
Adularia: (quiet laugh)
Wave Maker: (is bouncing on Cyborg's bed) He likes it, he likes it, he likes... (falls off bed)
Raven-Vegeta: Nice move...
Wave Maker: Hey, shut up!
Starfire: Friends, do not fight! Be happy that your work is loved and enjoyed by friend Cyborg!
lilwlfy: Sometimes I wonder why no one smacks her...
Rach g: She's too happy, it BURNS!
Robin: (still edging away from Raven A. Star with big fake smile on his face) Uh, should we go see Raven's room?
Starfire: A wonderful idea!
Cyborg: It is not a wonderful...!
Beast Boy: (places hand over mouth)
Blackfire: Yes, let's see Raven's room.
Raven: Just rememeber, I did warn you.
The Group Comes Up On Raven's Room... (cue funeral march)
Terra: It's too bad I'm already dead or I would say Raven would probably kill us all...
gladdecease: Hehe, Raven's coming, Raven's coming, I can't wait to see Raven!
Terra: Or I'd just wish she'd kill ME...
Beast Boy: (from outside the door) You're just going to love it! It's superfanasticallyawesomelycoolandsweetand...
mikkastar: She's going to kill him and he doesn't even know it.
Terra: She wouldn't really kill him for this, would she? I mean, it's not that bad...
Morph: Do you happen to remember who Raven is?
Terra: Oh yeah... Opps...
gladdecease: I think those must be her footsteps! Oh, Raven's coming! Raven's coming here!
Zako Lord of Randomness: (smack) CALM YOURSELF!
gladdecease: But... But... Raven!
(another loud smack echos around the room)
horsejul: Here they come!
gladdecease: (begins hyperventaliating)
FatalBlueSweetie: Haha, Beast Boy will soon be dead!
Terra: Hey, just because my boyfriend is stupid doesn't mean he should die!
Darkfire: Yes, well, considering you're already dead...
Terra: I will still get my revenge!
Starfire: ...Open your eyes and see your new bedroom!
All except for BB, Rae, Cy and helpers in Rae's room: (burst out laughing)
Starfire: I believe I may have brought us to my bedroom by miskate... Or perhaps you redid my room by mistake?
Vandagirl: Oh no, you're in the right place.
All except for BB, Rae, Cy and helpers in Rae's room: (anime faint)
Cyborg: See, I told you this was horrible! I told you it was ugly!
Raven: (leans over PINK wastebasket and throws up) What the HELL did you do!
Morph: Oh, oh, fight, fight, fight!
Robin: Hehe, now THIS is funny...
Raven A. Star: Hey, your room is pink too!
Robin: Shut... SHUT UP!
Blackfire: Oh, this is too great!
Raven: Beast Boy, come here.
Beast Boy: Raven, I knew you'd love it! (moves to hug Raven)
Raven: (wraps black energy around Beast Boy's neck) I SAID the designer who messed up my room would die!
gladdecease: Raven! Raven! (stars for eyes, knocks Raven's hands away from Beast Boy, looks ready to implode) Can I get your autograph!
Raven: (huge sweatdrop) Nice try. Now, I'm going to kill Beast Boy! (red eyes)
gladdecease: Raven doesn't like me! WAHHHHH! I'm your FAN! I ADORE YOU!
Raven: Fine, fine... (grabs pink pen off white desk and signs name on peice of flowered paper) Happy now?
gladdecease: I WUV YOU! (huggles Raven)
Raven: AHHHHHHHH! (pushes gladdecease off, then strides over to Beast Boy and begins bringing random objects on his head) What did you do with my stuff!
Beast Boy: Threw... (gets hit with pink chair) It... (gets smacked with pink bookshelf) Away... (gets hit with white bedframe)
Raven: I'm going to kill you! (gives chase to Beast Boy, who is trying to run and staggering like a drunk)
Terra: No, please don't kill him!
Robin: Well, then you can be dead together...
Raven A. Star: Hey, PINKY! (throws something at Robin's head)
Blackfire: This almost makes up for you all messing up my wonderful hair... ALMOST!
Morph: Hehe, look at Beast Boy run away...
Cyborg: I warned him...
Starfire: Well, this has been another successful eppisode of Trading Spaces! I am Starfire, and thank you!
Raven: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST DAMN THING I EVER DO!
FatalBlueSweetie: Yes, that's right, kill him!
Beast Boy: AHHHHHHH!
Terra: Please don't kill my boyfriend! Even though I'd really favor being a ghost couple!
Beast Boy: Who's side are you on, anyway!
Starfire: Um... GOODBYE! (runs away to try to stop friends from killing each other)
Raventhedarkgoddess: Thank you, one and all. I hope you enjoyed Trading Spaces and Design as much as I liked writing them. While I was writing this, I changed my mind... I'm not going to let a few annoying people stop a good thing. If you have any idea of who the next room match-up should be, or just who you would like to see on teams, leave a review!END