What's A Wanda?
Chapter 5 - Two Flashes Required
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Timmy: (shocked) Did you just say....Your memory's back??!!!
Wanda: Yep!
Cosmo: OK, then what's my full name?
Wanda: Cosmo!
Cosmo: She's right! YAY! Her memory is back! My pancreas can finally rest!
Timmy: This is incredible! You remember everything?!
Wanda: (smiling) Everything!
Timmy: What's my most embarrassing secret that only you know?
Wanda: You once thought it would be funny to go to Trixie's house wearing nothing but a -
Timmy: (nervously) OK! I believe you! [looks nervously at Cosmo's reaction]
Cosmo: [to Timmy] It's not big, and it's not clever.
Timmy: Wow Wanda! Do you think when I apologised it was so heart warming that your memory returned after you were so overwhelmed by my sentiment? Like in some sort of cheesy cartoon?
Wanda: Erm. Maybe.
Timmy: Yeah! That's gotta be it! I'm just glad your back! Cookies for everyone!
[Cosmo and Timmy embrace Wanda.]
Cosmo: Yay! My wife won't be calling me a moron anymore!
Wanda: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Cosmo: Yay! My wife won't be calling me a moron in a non-loving way anymore!
Timmy: I can't believe it! I can't believing the power of an apology was able to restore your memory!
Wanda: Uhh yeah. (Quietly) Or maybe I never lost it in the first place and just manipulated you into apologising. OK! HOW ABOUT THOSE COOKIES!
Timmy and Cosmo: (angrily) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Wanda: (sheepishly) Erm. Cookies?
Cosmo: [wipes forehead in relief] Phew. I thought you just said you only pretended to lose your memory in a manipulated attempt to get Timmy to apologise for the smoothie accident, humiliating both of us in the process.
Wanda: Oh. And that too.
Timmy and Cosmo: (shouting) WANDA!
[They both lunge at her, but she darts out of the way.]
Wanda: (angrily) Hey! Let me explain!
Timmy: (annoyed) I can't believe you did that!
Wanda: Well Timmy if you had apologised in the first place -
Timmy: Wait...how did you do that? Cosmo granted my wish! And you couldn't have heard me wish for it!
Wanda: [backing away from a very angry Cosmo.] Well if you let me explain....
Cosmo: I stood on the roof and acted as a lightning rod for no reason?
Wanda: Well - I thought that was just funny.
Timmy: I can't believe you tricked me! You better start explaining!
Wanda: OK! Fine! I was really mad after the smoothie thing, but mainly upset because you completely ignored me when I asked you to stop and then laughed at me! It was humiliating! You're my God kid! You're supposed to love me! It was a horrible day with Jorgen and the only thing keeping me going was knowing I was coming home to people who loved me for a nice evening! But that wasn't what I got! and I was so sad when you didn't come apologise. I wanted you to feel bad about it!
Timmy: (sheepishly) Yeah, I guess I was out of line.
Cosmo: What about me? I didn't do anything, but you still made me do all that nasty stuff!
Wanda: Didn't do anything? You were practically encouraging Timmy! We're supposed to support each other Cosmo! But I got no support yesterday, did I?
Cosmo: (sheepishly) No. But you still went kinda far with using me to make you laugh!
Wanda: Yeah, but it was funny! Isn't that what you said about the smoothies, Cosmo? Something about making a mess being hilarious?
Cosmo: OK blah blah blah. Point made, but I'm still mad at you! [He turns his back on her, stern expression on hus face.]
[Wanda kisses Cosmo on the cheek. He weakens slightly.]
Wanda: (softly) You were so sweet to me, honey. Trying to teach me magic again and helping me fly, doing all those stupid painful stunts just because you love me. You never gave up on me. I was so impressed! I love you, Cosmo. I'm sorry I put you through all that.
[Cosmo weakens and turns around to hug Wanda.]
Cosmo: Aghh! Why do you make being mad at you so hard?! I love you too. I forgive you!
Timmy: (annoyed) Well that was the biggest pile of sap I've ever seen.
Wanda and Cosmo: Thank-you!
Wanda: So Timmy, you forgive me?
Timmy: (sighs) Yeah. I guess. I'm sorry too.
Wanda: That's OK, sport.
Timmy: You're so evil! I'm glad your on our side! Wait..how did you know Cosmo granted the wish?!
Wanda: Well I saw the flash of light and I knew Cosmo had granted a memory eraser wish. A flash of bright light only ever happens after magic is used to erase memory. It didn't work though, you're supposed to see TWO flashes of light, so I knew whatever he did had gone wrong.
Cosmo: [slaps forehead] Oh yeah, TWO! That's the number after 1, and before 3!
Wanda: I just came back into the room and pretended I lost my whole memory, playing along until I found out what you wished for. When I found out you had tried to erase my memory to get out of apologising to me, I decided to teach you a lesson. It just got a bit out of hand [giggles]
Timmy: Yeah! So that's why Cosmo couldn't reverse the wish! Because he never granted one in the first place!
Wanda: You got it!
Cosmo: Wait, what about Jorgen? Weren't you scared talking to him like that!
Wanda: Yeah, I was terrified! But I've always wanted to tell off that brute! I saw my chance and took it, and I knew you guys would tell him about my memory loss!
Cosmo: Jorgen von Stupid, ha! That was pretty funny!
[The trio laugh]
Wanda: Well I'm glad we're all friends again!
Timmy: Yep! But next time, Wanda, if I don't apologise, just yell at me!
Wanda: Will do, sport! OK, I gotta get back to my training, Jorgen will be here soon!
[POOF! Jorgen appears, perfect timing as always]
Jorgen: Ready for yur trainin', puny fairee?
Wanda: Yes Sir!
Jorgen: And I hop' yur memoree is bak?
Wanda: Yes Sir! I am fine now, Sir!
[They notice Cosmo is setting up the blender.]
Cosmo: Who wants a smoothie?!
Wanda and Timmy: Cosmo! NOOOOOOO!
[Cosmo switches on the blender and, dejavu, the smoothie covers Jorgen.]
Wanda: Uh oh.
Cosmo: Don't worry!
[Cosmo Waves his wand, there's a flash of bright light. Jorgen is disorientated.]
Cosmo: Ha! I did another memory spell! And I'm pretty sure it worked! Jorgen Von Stupid won't remember anything! Ha! What a moron!
[Timmy slaps his forehead in frustration. Wanda sighs.]
Wanda: Cosmo, memory spells only work when there's TWO flashes of light. I just told you!
Cosmo: [slaps forehead] Oh yeah, TWO! That's the number after 1, and before 3! Wait...that means....
[He looks worriedly at Jorgen, who is very angry]
Cosmo: Hi Mr Strangle! You may have heard me call you stupid, a moron and an idiot -
Jorgen: You didn't say idiot?
Cosmo: Well, not out loud. [clamps hand over mouth] OOPSIE!
Jorgen: [to Wanda] Puny pink 'aired fairee, trainin' is OVER FOR YU! I will just take this puny greeeeen 'aired fairee instead!
[He clamps a large muscular hand around Cosmo, who squeaks in fright.]
Jorgen: I hope you like Wand-ups.
[There's a poof and both disappear, Cosmo is heard screaming in the distance. Wanda and Timmy stare at each other.]
Wanda: So, how about those cookies?
Timmy: I'll get the milk!
!!THE END!!
A/N - Hope everyone who read this story enjoyed it, and thanks to those who reviewed! I love you! Mwah! Smoothies for you all! The inspiration of this came from the FOP episiode where they go back in time to find out why Crocker is a meanie, "The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker" I believe it's called (great episiode!)...Anyway Cosmo ends up erasing his and Wanda's memories with a little machine! I just thought it would be funny to do a story like that! I also wanted a chance to show off all the stupid jokes I know! Hee Hee!
Thanks again. Remember, always apologise after arguments! Or sneaky pink haired fairies might make you pay!
- BouncingBall
Chapter 5 - Two Flashes Required
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Timmy: (shocked) Did you just say....Your memory's back??!!!
Wanda: Yep!
Cosmo: OK, then what's my full name?
Wanda: Cosmo!
Cosmo: She's right! YAY! Her memory is back! My pancreas can finally rest!
Timmy: This is incredible! You remember everything?!
Wanda: (smiling) Everything!
Timmy: What's my most embarrassing secret that only you know?
Wanda: You once thought it would be funny to go to Trixie's house wearing nothing but a -
Timmy: (nervously) OK! I believe you! [looks nervously at Cosmo's reaction]
Cosmo: [to Timmy] It's not big, and it's not clever.
Timmy: Wow Wanda! Do you think when I apologised it was so heart warming that your memory returned after you were so overwhelmed by my sentiment? Like in some sort of cheesy cartoon?
Wanda: Erm. Maybe.
Timmy: Yeah! That's gotta be it! I'm just glad your back! Cookies for everyone!
[Cosmo and Timmy embrace Wanda.]
Cosmo: Yay! My wife won't be calling me a moron anymore!
Wanda: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Cosmo: Yay! My wife won't be calling me a moron in a non-loving way anymore!
Timmy: I can't believe it! I can't believing the power of an apology was able to restore your memory!
Wanda: Uhh yeah. (Quietly) Or maybe I never lost it in the first place and just manipulated you into apologising. OK! HOW ABOUT THOSE COOKIES!
Timmy and Cosmo: (angrily) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Wanda: (sheepishly) Erm. Cookies?
Cosmo: [wipes forehead in relief] Phew. I thought you just said you only pretended to lose your memory in a manipulated attempt to get Timmy to apologise for the smoothie accident, humiliating both of us in the process.
Wanda: Oh. And that too.
Timmy and Cosmo: (shouting) WANDA!
[They both lunge at her, but she darts out of the way.]
Wanda: (angrily) Hey! Let me explain!
Timmy: (annoyed) I can't believe you did that!
Wanda: Well Timmy if you had apologised in the first place -
Timmy: Wait...how did you do that? Cosmo granted my wish! And you couldn't have heard me wish for it!
Wanda: [backing away from a very angry Cosmo.] Well if you let me explain....
Cosmo: I stood on the roof and acted as a lightning rod for no reason?
Wanda: Well - I thought that was just funny.
Timmy: I can't believe you tricked me! You better start explaining!
Wanda: OK! Fine! I was really mad after the smoothie thing, but mainly upset because you completely ignored me when I asked you to stop and then laughed at me! It was humiliating! You're my God kid! You're supposed to love me! It was a horrible day with Jorgen and the only thing keeping me going was knowing I was coming home to people who loved me for a nice evening! But that wasn't what I got! and I was so sad when you didn't come apologise. I wanted you to feel bad about it!
Timmy: (sheepishly) Yeah, I guess I was out of line.
Cosmo: What about me? I didn't do anything, but you still made me do all that nasty stuff!
Wanda: Didn't do anything? You were practically encouraging Timmy! We're supposed to support each other Cosmo! But I got no support yesterday, did I?
Cosmo: (sheepishly) No. But you still went kinda far with using me to make you laugh!
Wanda: Yeah, but it was funny! Isn't that what you said about the smoothies, Cosmo? Something about making a mess being hilarious?
Cosmo: OK blah blah blah. Point made, but I'm still mad at you! [He turns his back on her, stern expression on hus face.]
[Wanda kisses Cosmo on the cheek. He weakens slightly.]
Wanda: (softly) You were so sweet to me, honey. Trying to teach me magic again and helping me fly, doing all those stupid painful stunts just because you love me. You never gave up on me. I was so impressed! I love you, Cosmo. I'm sorry I put you through all that.
[Cosmo weakens and turns around to hug Wanda.]
Cosmo: Aghh! Why do you make being mad at you so hard?! I love you too. I forgive you!
Timmy: (annoyed) Well that was the biggest pile of sap I've ever seen.
Wanda and Cosmo: Thank-you!
Wanda: So Timmy, you forgive me?
Timmy: (sighs) Yeah. I guess. I'm sorry too.
Wanda: That's OK, sport.
Timmy: You're so evil! I'm glad your on our side! Wait..how did you know Cosmo granted the wish?!
Wanda: Well I saw the flash of light and I knew Cosmo had granted a memory eraser wish. A flash of bright light only ever happens after magic is used to erase memory. It didn't work though, you're supposed to see TWO flashes of light, so I knew whatever he did had gone wrong.
Cosmo: [slaps forehead] Oh yeah, TWO! That's the number after 1, and before 3!
Wanda: I just came back into the room and pretended I lost my whole memory, playing along until I found out what you wished for. When I found out you had tried to erase my memory to get out of apologising to me, I decided to teach you a lesson. It just got a bit out of hand [giggles]
Timmy: Yeah! So that's why Cosmo couldn't reverse the wish! Because he never granted one in the first place!
Wanda: You got it!
Cosmo: Wait, what about Jorgen? Weren't you scared talking to him like that!
Wanda: Yeah, I was terrified! But I've always wanted to tell off that brute! I saw my chance and took it, and I knew you guys would tell him about my memory loss!
Cosmo: Jorgen von Stupid, ha! That was pretty funny!
[The trio laugh]
Wanda: Well I'm glad we're all friends again!
Timmy: Yep! But next time, Wanda, if I don't apologise, just yell at me!
Wanda: Will do, sport! OK, I gotta get back to my training, Jorgen will be here soon!
[POOF! Jorgen appears, perfect timing as always]
Jorgen: Ready for yur trainin', puny fairee?
Wanda: Yes Sir!
Jorgen: And I hop' yur memoree is bak?
Wanda: Yes Sir! I am fine now, Sir!
[They notice Cosmo is setting up the blender.]
Cosmo: Who wants a smoothie?!
Wanda and Timmy: Cosmo! NOOOOOOO!
[Cosmo switches on the blender and, dejavu, the smoothie covers Jorgen.]
Wanda: Uh oh.
Cosmo: Don't worry!
[Cosmo Waves his wand, there's a flash of bright light. Jorgen is disorientated.]
Cosmo: Ha! I did another memory spell! And I'm pretty sure it worked! Jorgen Von Stupid won't remember anything! Ha! What a moron!
[Timmy slaps his forehead in frustration. Wanda sighs.]
Wanda: Cosmo, memory spells only work when there's TWO flashes of light. I just told you!
Cosmo: [slaps forehead] Oh yeah, TWO! That's the number after 1, and before 3! Wait...that means....
[He looks worriedly at Jorgen, who is very angry]
Cosmo: Hi Mr Strangle! You may have heard me call you stupid, a moron and an idiot -
Jorgen: You didn't say idiot?
Cosmo: Well, not out loud. [clamps hand over mouth] OOPSIE!
Jorgen: [to Wanda] Puny pink 'aired fairee, trainin' is OVER FOR YU! I will just take this puny greeeeen 'aired fairee instead!
[He clamps a large muscular hand around Cosmo, who squeaks in fright.]
Jorgen: I hope you like Wand-ups.
[There's a poof and both disappear, Cosmo is heard screaming in the distance. Wanda and Timmy stare at each other.]
Wanda: So, how about those cookies?
Timmy: I'll get the milk!
!!THE END!!
A/N - Hope everyone who read this story enjoyed it, and thanks to those who reviewed! I love you! Mwah! Smoothies for you all! The inspiration of this came from the FOP episiode where they go back in time to find out why Crocker is a meanie, "The Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker" I believe it's called (great episiode!)...Anyway Cosmo ends up erasing his and Wanda's memories with a little machine! I just thought it would be funny to do a story like that! I also wanted a chance to show off all the stupid jokes I know! Hee Hee!
Thanks again. Remember, always apologise after arguments! Or sneaky pink haired fairies might make you pay!
- BouncingBall