Sensation Nation Chapter 5: One happy Sensei, and a bunch of miserable Ninja's

A/N: Hey Guys! Im updating faster than I normally would! WOOHOO! GO ME! But besides that, this chappie will probably be longer than the other ones, well, cause I feel like writing it longer and A LOT of people want me to write longer chapters! So I will! Well, I really hope that this chapter pleases you guys! Have fun reading!

Ja'Ne

Kakashi dropped the box full of the "Dirty Books" and let a squeal out of excitement.

"Are you guys as excited as I am for us to be reading these Books?" Kakashi yelled at the crowd while jumping up and down. Shikamaru let out a big sigh and complained like he normally would in any other situation. " So, what is the schedule for us to be reading these…….things….as I'll put it…" Kiba asked with the most disgusted look on his face. Kakashi pouted for a short time and then answered the genin's question. "Well…I though that we could all start by reading chapter 1-3 and then write a short paragraph on what we read. Does that sound good?" Everybody's eye's twitched as they all looked at each other. " That sounds like a WONDERFUL idea!" Gai sprang up from his placement in the crowd.

All the genins except for Rock Lee of course gave Gai the "Evil Eye" Rock Lee gave Gai a thumbs up and one those teethe shines that they normally do no matter what the circumstances are! The Hokage started to walk up to where Kakashi was standing….and yes the Hokage wants to read the book too. All the rustle and whispers in the group stopped. " Start lining up so that the Wonderful Kakashi can give you all your own copies of Icha Icha Paradise." The Hokage announced picking up one of the books. Kakashi's frown turned upside down and winked at the Hokage in appreciation for what he did. The first 3 were of course none other than Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. "DO WE HAVE TO?" Naruto whined while stomping his feet on the ground. Sakura slapped Naruto on the head like any other day and yelled, "Shut up Naruto! All you do is Complain!" Sasuke looked at both of them with a look that said, "You guys are SO immature" Naruto and Sakura noticed the look and gave a look that said "Shut it Sasuke" He immediately got the picture and turned around so that no-one could he his face.

Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura took their books and started walking to the direction of their houses. "Where do think you guys are going?" Kakashi asked while placing his hands on his hips. They all three bolted around so that they were facing Kakashi and the Hokage-sama. " Umm….Home?" Naruto innocently said. Kakashi chuckled and responded with "No your not, your staying here like the rest of us!" Sakura's green eyes started to twitch in response of what Kakashi just said. "Why would we stay here? All we have to do is read chapters 1-3 right? Can't we just do that at home?" Sasuke sharply asked. Kakashi chuckled again and nudged the Hokage. " If you all go home and read, that spoils the fun of reading the book! For ninjas, you guys are sharp like spoons! GOSH! We are all, staying here to read, then after that, we'll talk about it, then write the paragraph on what we read and talked about. Got It?" Kakashi starred at them with a smile on his face. "Got it" They all three mumbled and walked over to their Sensei.

Next to receive their books were Shikamaru, Chouji, and Ino. "Will there be snacks at these little get togethers next time?" Chouji asked Kakashi while taking the book. " I guess so…if you want snacks…then I guess I can bring them. Maybe, it will help every body read better! BRAIN FOOD! Good thinking Chouji, you're a genius!" When it came to Shikamaru's turn to take the book, all he did was grumble, sigh, then say the oh so famous line "This is so troublesome" Ino grabbed her book with nothing but a grimaced look on her face as if she were to throw up at that second. Next up was Lee, Neji, and Tenten. Tenten took the book, examined it than flipped through the pages. Lee, on the other hand took the book, turned to the first page and then screamed. What he saw was a picture of a ass naked lady. The type that would be in Playboy….. Big breasted….big butted and really really tanned. (one of the un-healthy tans too) Nejii quickly grabbed the book, looked at that picture. After that, instead of just a tent in his pants, it was a whole CAMPSITE!!! Next up to the plate was Kiba, Hinata, and Shino. Hinata's faced turned bright pink and red. Kiba took the book then just started to flip through the pages. Shino lifted his sunglasses up and then put them back down. (You couldn't really see his expression because of his sunglasses and big coat collar.

The very last people to get the book were the Sensei's. Kakashi, of course already had one, so did the Hokage. Gai got his book first, well, since it was Gai, he looked at all the "Porn" pictures and the twinkles in his eyes got so shiny, it looked like someone was shinning a flash light in his eyes. Kakashi of course wanted his absolute BEST FRIEND to read the book, and that was, none other than Iruka. Iruka hesitated when Kakashi first asked him because he has seen the gray haired Sensei read it, and that could never be good with all the giggling and the blushing and all that other dirty stuff in-between. When Kakashi pulled out the "Please Iruka? It would mean sooo much if you would just read this ONE SINGLE BOOK! For me?" Kakashi pleaded and got down on the ground and begged. Iruka finally caved in and promised he would read the book for his best friend, but this morning, Iruka's promise was looking a little misty. He hasn't showed up and Kakashi became a little worried and betrayed. "Where are you Iruka?" Kakashi mumbled to himself. "Don't worry Kakashi, he'll be here." The Hokage reassuringly patted his shoulder. After 5 grueling minutes, Iruka finally showed up with the most un-pleasant look on his face. "What the hell am I doing here?" Iruka though to himself. "Well, at least I can look forward to the beautiful women pictures in the book that Kakashi giggles at all the time." The pineapple haired teacher squealed to himself. (Pineapple head: thanks to Rurouni Linda) Kakashi's face lit up and started to run towards Iruka and laughed out loud as he approached his Best friend. "Hey Kakashi." Iruka said with a half ass smile. "IM SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!!" Kakahi screamed and jumped up and down. (Maybe Kakashi is gay) "Yeah, whatever, just gimme the book Kakashi, I need to teach a class in 10 minutes" Iruka sighed and rolled his eyes. "Ok, here it is. Since you have to teach a class, ill just come and check if you are actually reading it. Read chapters 1-4 tonight, and I'll be expecting a paper tomorrow on the chapters. Absolutely NO CLIFF NOTES!!" Kakashi wagged his finger at everybody. Iruka took the book and walked away.

"Ok everybody! Turn your books to chapter one!" Kakashi yelled. All the students turned the pages to find the first chapter, but what they found wasn't the first page of chapter one, it was the porn pictures I mentioned earlier. The boys, Chouji, Nejii, Sasuke, Naruto, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Shino's eyes bugged out, and their little friends in their pants came up to say hello. " HOLY SHIT THE IS HOTT!!!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke didn't say anything, he just had his mouth open in awe. Nejii on the other hand, was drooling. The others, where acting like Naruto. The girls, Ino, Hinata, Saukra, and TenTen just sat in disgust. From looking at the boys and the pictures. Well, Ino and Sakura said they though Sasuke was soo HOTT when he was horny. Kakashi giggled and said, " Don't get to horny ya little beasts!!" Kakashi chuckled and started to flip through the book pages. Since everyone was turned to the very first page (except for Sasuke and

Naruto who were still oggoling the naked girl on the back of the cover. After 5 minutes, they did finally turn to the page that they were supposed to be on. " Okay, start reading everyone! And when you are done, come to me and I'll tell you what your assignment is." Kakashi announced then started reading while sitting on a rock. The book read.

Characters: Umeka: A poor innocent 17 year old that has a very horny boy friend and is confused if she wants to lose her virginity and try other sexual activities with him.

Keiji: A 18 year old boy that has a hott, sexy, girl friend that he wants to have sex with, and take chances with her with sex and all the other kinky activities that include whip cream, fuzzy handcuffs, body syrup, and other porn related items.

Umeka grabbed the box of tampons on the shelf and put them in the basket she was carrying. " I hate when it's my time of the month" She mumbled to herself. She started to walk to the next aisle and accidentally ran into her lover Keiji. " Hey babe." Keiji wrapped his arms around her small waste, then started to rub her butt in a rhythmic fashion." What are you buying?" He asked, and then grabbed the box of Feminine products. His eyes widened and then got a pissed off look. " Damn, it's your time of the month. I thought that we could get our freak on tonight, but no, you had to get your god damn shitty period." Keiji shook his head in disgust and started to rub her leg. " Well sorry, I don't ask for it to come! I hate when my period comes…..by the way, you look really sexy, I just wanna lick you from your head to your toes." Umeka's eyes were eying him up and down. "Well, lets get outta here and go get naked or something." Keiji said. Umeka smiled and nodded her head in agreement. They both walked over to the check out. Umeka paid for her items, grabbed the bag and Keiji and Umeka walked outside together.

When they got into the car, Umeka started to rub her hand all up and down his leg. Keiji's "Big friend" started to pop up and then she stuck her hands in his pants and started to rub her hand all over his errection. " Umeka, this will make really horny, and if we aren't going to do "it" then you might as well stop." Keiji grabbed her hand and made stay in one place. " I would say we could head to your place and well….you know ,but Number one, its my time of the month, Two: What if I got pregnant? My parents would kill me, and I'm still in school." She took her hands out of his pants and put them back in her lap. "Well then, do you want to go see a movie?" Umeka asked. Keiji pondered it, then agreed and then they started to drive to the movie theater. "What movie do you want to see?" Umeka asked. " I say we just pick a movie, then make out the whole time." He said. She nodded her head in agreement. They arrived at the movie theater, got out, bought the tickets, then walked into the movie theater. " Lets sit hear" Keiji said. The couple sat down, then started to feel each other up and make out. Keiji's hand started to creep u her shirt and into her bra, then he started to fondle her size DD breasts. " Umkea started to creep her hands down into his pants, and then started to suck his neck. Keiji grabbed her fingers and then put them in his mouth. The movie was 2 hours and 45 minutes long, and all they did was make out and practically have sex, but since they were in a movie theatre, and Umeka couldn't. " Lets go back to my place and make out more." Keiji said. Umeka nodded and then Keiji grabbd her hand and lead her out of the theatre. " Now, its time to have some real fun." Keiji got and evil smile then got into the car, then started to suck on her neck. I can barely wait." Umeka said. Then the two drove off into the darkness.

After all of them finished the chapter, they walked up to Kakashi and got the assignment for the night. : OK all! Since its getting dark you all have to finish 3 chapters for homework. Hope you all have fun!" Kakashi said and started to walk off. All the students and sensei's went their separate ways to their houses, all heads slumping down towards the ground.

A/N: This is a really lame chapter and I think that Icha Icha paradise could have more stuff in it…you guys have to give me ideas….but I really hoped that you like the lame chapter of death….or im hoping that you could at least finish it without sleeping, -- oh well, ill try to update soon…which never happens….but give me ideas, so,hoep you had a fun time reading!! yours truly,

Kakashistar11