Severus Snape had just sat down with a large pizza to watch his favorite movie, Galaxy Quest, when an owl swooped in and dropped a letter on top of the pizza. "RUDDY OWLS!" He promptly threw the remote at the owl. The remote hit the owl in the head and it fell to the floor, dead. "Oops..." He let out a deep sigh and opened the letter, eyeing the owl wearily

Dear Severus,
I seem to have lost a crucial part to my Hogwarts Lego set! Please come to the castle as soon as possible! The fate of Scotland depends on it!
-Albus Dumbledore

He sighed. This was rubbish! He Apparated to Hogwarts. Bloody magic force fields...or...whatever they were. Because of them he had to walk all the way up the bloody hill when he came back from poker night with the Death Eaters. When he got to Dumbledore's office, he found the old man admiring the Lego set.

"Ah, Severus! Please, please, sit down!" The Potions master sat down in a chair and suddenly sprang up with a cry. "Oh no....you've totally wrecked my Chamber of Secrets Lego set! That took me eight hours!" Dumbledore said, looking thoroughly disappointed.

"Sorry, Headmaster." Severus said, not the least bit sorry.

"Severus...Scotland is safe...but I've got some important news..." Dumbledore started, but then Sirius came in.

"AH!"

"YOU!"

"Fight me like a man, you pansy!"

"You dog!"

The two were engaged in a fierce battle of thumb-war and had to be separated by Dumbledore. "That's quite enough! You both know that all disputes should be dealed with a quick game of 'Go Fish'. I don't want to see any more of this thumb- war nonsense!"

Sirius glared at Severus and said to Dumbledore, "But he turned me into a newt!" Dumbledore raised an eyebrow. "It got better..."

"What was this 'important news' you wanted to tell me?" Severus grinned. Black looked pathetic as he objected the idea of Severus hearing important news.

"The man can't even find the shampoo aisle! Surely you're not going to tell him 'important news'!!!"

"Yes, yes...I am." Dumbledore's eyes twinkled merrily as he placed the Lego versions of Harry Potter on top of the Astronomy tower and Mrs. Norris hanging out a window. "Severus is going to take Harry in for the summer."

Severus collapsed in a dead faint as Black howled with laughter. Dumbledore sighed and began to think of new ways to cheat at Harry Potter: Trivial Pursuit. After much thinking, Sirius finally stopped laughing and Severus finally sat up, holding the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer that he had managed to squash when he fainted.

Dumbledore looked offended, but soon forgot about the squashed DVD's. He cleared his throat, "I'm running for President of the United States." He chuckled at the looks of sheer horror on Sirius and Severus' faces. "Just kidding...but Severus is taking Harry in for the summer. I do believe the Dursley's are forcing Harry to watch 'The Beatles Live: a recording'"

Sirius gasped. "How do you know that?"

"The Lego instructions teaches you 'How to Develop Psychic Powers'" He held out a piece of paper which Severus took.

"Um...Albus ...I think you need to get new glasses...this says 'The Death of Austin Powers."

"What a pity...that was a good movie."

Severus did not agree, but got back to the subject of Harry. "I will not take that let that brat stay with me!"

"Purdy please Severus?"

"No."

"I'll give you cheese..."

Severus looked up and asked suspiciously, "Where?"

Dumbledore pulled a large block of Sweden's Finest Cheese. Severus grabbed the cheese and stuffed it into an inside pocket of his robes. "Okay, we've got a deal." Severus quickly walked out.

Dumbledore turned to Sirius, smiling. "Ahhh, the power of cheese."

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Disclaimer: All characters, ideas, places, things, and such belong to J.K. Rowling. Special Edition Harry Potter Lego's do not belong to me...they...er...belong to whoever it is who makes them...and I do not own Galaxy Quest, or any Trivial Pursuit games. I don't own Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Austin Powers, or Sweden's Finest Cheese...or the slogan "Ahhh, the power of cheese"....I think that about covers it... oh yes and I own don't any Monty Python ideas and such..okay...now we're good...