Disclaimer and Notes: I don't own ReBoot or its characters. I own several pairs of stinky shoes, however, and if you try to sue me, I'll make you smell them. My thanks to Java for suggesting one for Bob. Set in the Season II. Rated G.

5:00 - Get woken up by my alarm. Throw it against the wall and go back to sleep.

6:40 - Get woken back up by Mike screaming in my ear. Pick up Mike and heave him out the window. Wonder how he manages to get in my apartment.

Mental Note: Get a TV that DOESN'T talk. And some locks. Locks would be good.

6:42 - Get dressed.

6:50 - Jump in my car and head to the Diner. Hope some Java will wake me up.

6:56 - Have car break down halfway to the Diner. Get out and try to figure out what's wrong with it.

7:05 - Give up trying the fix the car and zip the rest of the way to the diner.

7:08 - Try very carefully try to step over Frisket, who's conveniently lying in the doorway.

7:09 - Climb a light pole to avoid getting bitten.

7:15 - Wait until Frisket goes back to sleep and get in the Diner through one of the windows.

7:16 - Get tackled by Enzo.

7:17 - Order a cup of Java from Cecil. Get yelled at by Cecil for saying his name wrong again.

7:19 - Dot brings over some Java and apologizes for Cecil.

7:21 - Talk with Dot.

7:30 - Give Dot the elevator eyes when I think she's not looking.

7:51 - Head out to Lost Angles to repair a tear.

8:05 - Mend the tear.

8:33 - Wake up in Hex's lair.

8:35 - Spend an hour convincing Hexadecimal why I can't be her boyfriend.

9:30 - Hex makes me explain where little sprites and binomes come from. Don't think she quite grasps the concept.

10:35 - Choke some of Hex's 'cookies' down and manage to get away when her back is turned.

10:50 - Finally get to the Principal Office and get a lecture from Dot. Decide not to tell Dot where I was.

11:00 - Run system diagnostics with Dot and Phong.

12:10 - Sneak away to Al's Wait 'n' Eat to catch (not literally, though) some lunch.

1:15 - Get caught in a game on the way back to the Principal Office. Realize Hack and Slash are somehow in the game with me.

1:16 - Scream in agony.

1:17 - Make the 'bots promise not to Reboot so I won't have to worry about them getting deleted.

1:18 - Realize that Hack and Slash are two bumbling idiots and never listen to what I say.

2:04 - End up having two 'bots dressed like lemons follow me around, talking nonstop, until I win the game and get away very quickly.

2:10 - Absolutely refuse to explain to Dot what happened in the game. Far too exasperating and utterly embarrassing.

2:30 - Spend the rest of the cycle with Dot running the diagnostics and going over the grid defenses.

Mental Note: Dot smells very nice.

3:10 - Explain to Dot that my car does NOT need to be looked at be a professional mechanic. I am perfectly capable of fixing my car.

3:11 - Ask Dot why she's laughing.

4:40 - Go home and throw Mike out, AGAIN.

5:00 - Find a locksmith.

11:00 - Collapse into to bed after playing an extra long game where the User was some random woman with pistols chasing me.