Yare, yare, ever notice that everytime you find a Naruto/Harry Potter crossover, its either written horribly, it's never updated, or it's not written the way you want it to be? Well, here's my version of a Harry Potter and Naruto crossover.

I'll try my best to update, but considering I'm in China studying Go for two monthes, it'll be hard. Reviews are appreciated and please don't flame, it's hot enough here in the east....

Note: - Takes place during Harry's third year (I don't know why, I just chose this year for some reason)
- Gilderoy Lockhart's first appearance
- Lupin's the DADA professor
- Harry knows about Sirius and the Order
- Umbridge is at Hogwarts as its High Inquistor

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Naruto do not belong to me.

Chapter One: Rank A Mission

"Oi, oi....WHERE THE HELL IS KAKASHI-SENSEI?!?!" Naruto screamed. Kakashi had told his team to meet him at the bridge at

eight o'clock, and it was already eleven.

"Naruto, you should know by now that sensei is always late, idiot." sighed Sakura. "Right, Sasuke?" She smiled at the third

member of Team 7.

"Hn."

'That baka thinks he's so cool. But just wait until today's mission, I'll totally show him up!' thought Naruto.

"Yo." said a voice. Naruto and Sakura looked at the end of the bridge and found the voice belonged to none other than their

beloved (yeah, right) teacher, Hatake Kakashi.

"YOU'RE LATE!" the two genins shouted.

"Heh, yeah well...on my way here, a big, gigantic dog chased me around the village for hours...."

Kakashi just scratched the back of his head in reply to the two's blank stares.

"You know, if you're going to make up an excuse, you could at least make it believable, sensei." said Sakura. Naruto just nodded.

"Anyways, what mission do we have today sensei? Maybe this time we'll be protecting someone really important, and as always,

I'll be the hero." posed Naruto, imagining different ways to be better than Sasuke.

"Actually, that's right Naruto, today's mission will be to protect someone important, not to mention famous. Hokage-sama has assigned us a rank A mission."

"Huh? A rank A mission? But sensei...why are genin's like us doing a rank A mission? Aren't jounins supposed to do that?" asked Sakura.

"Follow me.....the third will explain everything." replied the silver-haired jounin.

Kakashi led his team to the third's office. When the four of them arrived, they saw an old man there, besides the Hokage.

The man had a white, long beard and was wearing beautiful silk robes. The two men were in a deep conversation when Kakashi interrupted them.

"Hokage-sama, I've brought them."

The two old men looked up. "Ah yes, Team 7." said the third as he stood up. The other man followed suit. "Ano, sensei, is that old geezer that guy we're protecting?" asked Naruto.

"Naruto! Show some respect," said the third, "this 'old geezer' is the headmaster of Hogwarts, a school for wizards and witches."

"Nice to meet you," smiled the man, "My name is Albus Dumbledore. I assume that you three are Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke."

The three nodded. "Ne, Sakura-chan, what's a wizard?" whispered Naruto. "Dobe....you don't even know what that is?" asked Sasuke. Naruto just glared. "A wizard or witch is someone who can perform magic. You could consider a ninja a wizard since ninjustu and genjustu are forms of magic, kind of." replied Sakura.

"Anyways," said the third, "Team 7 has been chosen to perform this mission due to the lack of shinobi availibility.

You three, four, including Kakashi, will be sent to England to protect a boy named Harry Potter. Currently in the wizardingworld, there is a dangerous war going on. Professor Dumbledore has come to Konoha in seek of 'advanced' assisstance in this war. The boy, Harry Potter, is a famous wizard who was the only one to survive against Voldermort, the leader of what you could call the 'evil' side. Potter is being seeked by Voldermort and now needs your protection against him. You three will attend Hogwarts, the school which the boy goes to in order to protect him. Your mission is not only to ensure that the boy stays alive but also to ensure the defeat Voldermort, no matter how long it takes. Understood?"

"You said 'no matter how long it takes' sir. Does that mean we'll be there for a long period of time? And what is Kakashi's role in this mission?" asked Sasuke.

"The answer to the first question will be up to you, or how long it takes you to defeat Voldermort. It could take weeks, days, or even years. And Kakashi will be going to there as the professor of 'Wandless Fighting' a new subject that has just been added to Hogwarts's curriculum." replied the third.

"I see.."

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Two Weeks Later

Harry Potter and his two best friends, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger sat in a room, surrounded by silence. The three were at headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, better known as 12 Grimmuald Place. The order was currently in a meeting, leaving

Harry and his friends dying of boredom. "I wish they'd hurry up already, I'm getting hungry." said Ron, trying to break the silence. "I wonder what they're talking about this time..."

"Like they'll let us know about it." replied Harry in a bored tone. "I can't wait until school starts again, at least it won't be as boring as it is here."

As the trio sat there, getting even more bored an owl flew through the window, carrying three yellowish envelopes.

"Look," stated Hermione, "our letters are here." The owl dropped the letters into the laps of their receivers. "Looks like

all the normal stuff. Hang on, what's this?" asked Ron as he took out the letter's contents.

Harry unfolded a piece of parchment and read aloud.

"Dear Students,

Many changes will be happening to Hogwarts this year. One of them is a new subject that will be added to the curriculum called 'Wandless Fighting'. In this subject, students will be taught how to defend themselves in cases where their wand is not able to be used. Participation in this class will be optional. Below is a form for those who wish to join. Another change will be Hogwarts's High Inquisitor. The Ministry of Magic has thought it appropiate that they send someone trusted to Hogwarts to overlook that it is being properly run.

Also, there will be three new students attending Hogwarts who have come from Japan. They will be placed in the third year and sorted with the first years. We ask the students of Hogwarts to treat them with caring hospitality.

Deputy Headmistress,
Minerva McGonagall
"

"Wicked! This new class sounds awesome I'm definately going to join, Harry, you're joining right? What about you Hermione?" exclaimed Ron.

"Yeah, I can't wait." replied Harry. "Well, Wandless Fighting does sound interesting, so I guess I'm in. Besides that, I'm looking forward to meeting the new students." said Hermione. "Dumbledore will probably have to put a translation charm on them...."

With no reason to be bored anymore, the three friends talked about what their third year at school will be like, ignorant of the truth behind the three new students.

End of Chapter One....why is it that the first chapter is the hardest to type?