Cupids Arrow Inc
Chapter 10: Fuggyuttermuchzinegger
Sango paced around the room. "Why am I freaking out?" she panicked, trying to calm herself down. "Just a stupid date! With a stupid pervert! All because of a stupid pixie stick!"
Kagome sneezed into a tissue and blew her nose then looked up at Sango. "It's just a date. Who knows you may like it." she grinned.
Sango glared at her. "Like I could ever like him!" she hissed the word him.
"Well you heard why he wants to go out with you the first night we where here. His parents are gonna get a pre-arranged marriage unless he can get you to admit you like him." Kagome grinned then sniffled.
"That's just it! He's using me so he doesn't have to marry some girl he doesn't even know!" Sango huffed and shot her arms to her side. Her glare could burn a hole in the floor.
"But he loves you Sango, you know that. Besides, if he just wanted to get out of his pre-arranged marriage he could go to one of his admirers, right? Why wait for you?" just then, she got an idea in her head. "Unless…" Kagome said slowly. "Unless you're afraid of his fan club. Maybe that's why you reject him." she shrugged.
That hit a nerve on Sango. "What?" she screeched. "Why would I be afraid of them? Those ga ga eyed brain dead dolls!" she hissed.
"Well if you weren't afraid of them, then why reject him. After all, if they saw you rejecting him there would be no reason to loath you, right? Maybe you're just afraid that if they see you like him they'll come after you." she shrugged again.
"I'm not afraid of them and I'll prove it!" Sango snapped. Oh how small her brain could be… "Miroku!" She yelled up then cleared her voice and much softer she called his name again.
Miroku popped his head out of a room. "Yes?" he asked.
"Let's go. I'm starving!" Sango laughed.
Miroku blinked for a moment before grinning and running out of the room. He jumped on the banister and slid down it, catching Sango's arm. "Right then!" he grinned. "We're off!"
"Don't stay out too late love birds!" Kagome sniffled, waving snot filled tissue as they stepped out the door.
Suddenly Inuyasha was behind her. "You tricked her?" he asked.
"Noooo!" Kagome said sarcastically. "She's just suddenly in love with him!"
A low growl came from his stomach. "And I'm suddenly hungry." He turned and walked to the fridge, opening it slowly. "Let's see…" he started, digging through the food. "Trash," he threw some American cheese behind his shoulder. "Too sweet…" threw some dill pickles. "Too many holes…" threw some Swiss cheese behind him. He held a red bottle in his hand, staring at it. "…Condiment." threw the ketchup over his shoulder.
Kagome walked over and caught the flying pickle jar, which she set down on the table. Then ducked to avoid the 'Condiment'.
"Hmm? What's this?" he asked, pulling out a red heart shaped apple with yellow spots on it. "Looks spoiled…" he mumbled then turned to Kagome. "What do you want to bet I can eat this thing without getting sick?"
Kagome rolled her eyes and turned her head to cough a bit. She cleared her throat and spoke up. "That's not a spoiled apple, that's an Abercrombie." she said, taking it from him.
He grabbed it back from her. "Doesn't look like a shirt…" he said slowly, examining the apple carefully in his hands. "Maybe you say a word to get it to turn into a shirt… right?" he asked her.
Kagome had half a mind to tell him no, but the other half had to argue. After two moments, the other half won and decided to make him look like an idiot. "Uhh… yes!" she said, taking a step closer. "There's a very special word for it too! Ahh what was it…" she snapped her fingers continuously hoping that an idea would spark. "Something that started with a fuu sound…"
"Fuji?" he asked. "Fumin? Fugger? Fudge? Furber? Fumbabobber? Fushkabobb? Fuggyuttermuchzinegger?"
She held in a giggle. "I think you have to hold it closer to your mouth and speak more clearly. Say the last one again."
"Fuggyuttermuchzinegger!" he said. "Fuggyuttermuchzinegger! Fuggyutter-damn-muchzinegger!"
"A little closer to your face… up higher… there!" she stopped it so it was directly in front of his nose. "Now say it again, slowly and clearly, and add the word 'hit' to the end."
"Okay…" he took in a breath. "Fuggyuttermuchzinegger-HIT!" Kagome slapped the Abercrombie into his nose roughly. "Ahh! That hurt you stupid pixie! WHAT KIND OF SHIRT FRUIT IS THIS?"
"It's not a shirt fruit you idiot! It's a love fruit! It can be used for my illness or it can be used as a last resort to get you to fall in love with someone. Well, for 5 hours at least, the fruit doesn't have a lasting effect." She shrugged and took a bit out of the fruit.
"Then why didn't we just use the fruit for Sango? It'd be easier than to get Miroku to ingest all that sugar." he shrugged and poked at a spot on the fruit as Kagome took another bite.
She flicked his finger away. "It doesn't work on Angels or else I'd be head over heels for you right now."
"Why not Miroku?" he asked. "What if you fell head over heels for him?"
"Because you're the only one here, so you're the first guy I'd see, Angel or not." She yawned, rubbed her throat and walked into the living room. "What's on TV?" she asked.
"Wait wait wait! How come all of these Angel products only work on humans?" he asked.
"Since we made them, we had a natural immunity for them." She said, looking for the remote.
"So what would happen if I took a bite?" he asked paling a little.
"Then you'd turn a bit pale and after a few minutes you'd be in love with me… Why?" she asked turning around slowly, only to come face to face with a dopey-eyed Inuyasha. "Hey… you… you didn't take a bite… did you?" She asked slowly, turning the Abercrombie Fruit slowly, dreading what she'd see on the other side. Much to her horror, a small bite was on the other side of the fruit. "Oooh damn…" she mumbled slowly.
"Soo…" Sango started, staring out at the ocean. "Angel imitation corn dogs and a moonlit walk on the beach. I have to say, I'm impressed."
"Really?" he asked, rubbing the back of his neck. Why was he so nervous? "I was worried you might think it was too cheesy…"
"Oh no! Not at all! I love the beach!" She said, taking a bite of her Imitation Corn Dog. "Now, if it was just the beach and then a candlelit diner, I'd have to think you tried to hard. This is much more relaxed though."
He chuckled a bit. "Good." he said. "Besides, Inuyasha wouldn't dress up as a French waiter for me anyways."
Sango gave a small snort and laughed a bit. "He's a character that one…" she said slowly. There was a small pleasant silence between them, like they didn't have to talk and their thoughts spoke for them. Suddenly Miroku stopped and turned to Sango. She looked up to him slowly, blinking. "Something wrong?" she asked.
He grabbed her hands and stared at the sand for a moment, not saying anything. She couldn't help notice he looked upset. "I'm sorry." he whispered.
"What?" she asked slowly. "Sorry for what?"
"This date. The last three years in my life was getting you to fall in love with me of your own free will. I just… I dunno… I can't do this date; you're not here because you want to. You're here because of a bet." he let go of her hands and walked around her to the beach, rolling up his pants and taking off his shoes.
"Miroku…" she started then stopped thinking of what to say. Finally, she decided and took off her shoes, running after him into the beach. "Look at my feet." she told him.
"What?" he asked, taken back a bit, but never the less, he looked at her feet.
She picked up a foot, covered in sand. "See my foot? It's covered in sand and it's not going to completely come off for days."
"So?" he asked. "What-" but she cut him off.
"If I didn't want sand in-between my toes I could have just kept my shoes on, or better yet, not even gone onto the beach. Now, the sands of the beach are going to stick on me, making me remember. It's the same thing as this date. If I truly didn't want to go, I could have just stayed home and thought up some excuse, but by going with you, now I'm going to have you stuck to me for days as a reminder. Or the feeling of the date." she said.
He stared at her for a moment. "Soo… you… came on the date… to get sand… in your toes?" he asked
She pushed him backward. "NO! I came on this date to give you a chance!"
"Wait, but why bring your feet into this matter? Why not just say that?" he asked.
"Because I wanted you to know that by following you in here, I'm getting sand on me that's going to stay for days all because of you." she said.
"…what?" he asked.
She gave a cry of frustration and got on her tippy toes, kissing him on the cheek. "Is that clear enough?" she asked.
"I don't know." he grinned. "Try moving it over an inch or two and I'll see."
She slapped him playfully on the chest and rolled her eyes. "Men!" she laughed, walking out into the water farther, lucky for her, she had shorts on.
Miroku followed her, even though his pants where getting wetter and wetter. Hey, you can't pull them up the whole way and still look manly! "Wanna go swimming?" he asked her.
"I'm not getting my cloths wet." he told him.
"Then take-" he started but she interrupted him.
"And I'm not going skinny dipping, pervert." she gave him a mock glare.
He winked at her. "I can work around that."
Inuyasha gave her a goofy grin. "You're really pretty when you're mad." he slurred.
She inched backwards to the edge of the couch. "Hoooooooold on there lover boy! Stay back!" She said warningly.
"But... You're on that side all alone, and you need me to be there next to you!" He smiled hopefully. "I can keep you warm!"
"I'm warm enough."
"Did I make you warm?"
"No, the blanket I was in earlier did."
"Can I help keep you warm?"
"No, I like the cold."
"But you said you were warm?"
"But I'll get cold without the blanket."
"So you want me to get the blanket?"
She blinked for a moment; an evil thought came into her mind. He was a lovesick fool right now, her slave! Which means he would do anything she wanted him to because he loved her! She grinned. "Yeah, go grab the blanket."
He ran upstairs and brought it back down, sitting next to her on the couch and wrapping it around them. "Better?" he asked, then leaned in to kiss her.
She casually kicked him off the couch before he could. He hit the ground with a thud. "I didn't say you could get in the blanket, did I?" she asked.
"You didn't have to! Your eyes told me you wanted to cuddle! And make out!" He grinned hopefully.
"Well I want you to only listen to what my lips say, or I'll grab a pair of sunglasses." She said. "That way you can't read my eyes."
"Want me to grab them for you?"
"You read my mind slave boy." She grinned. "And call me Her Royal Highness Kagome."
He disappeared upstairs and came back down with sunglasses. "Here you are Her Royal Highness Kagome!"
She set them on the table next to her, and patted his head. "Good slave boy!" She said in the type of voice people use when they applaud their dogs for sitting. "Now spin around in a circle and say Fuggyuttermuchzinegger until you fall down."
Sango swam to the surface of the water and gasped for air. Once her lungs were filled, she turned around on the surface, looking for Miroku. Knowing him, he was still underwater. Her suspicions were confirmed when he pulled her under by the ankle.
Suddenly she was underwater, facing him. He reached out and wrapped his arms around her back, pulling her closer to him. And slowly, he brought his head down for a watery, salt filled kiss. Sango wrapped her arms around his neck too and graciously kissed him back. They broke apart when they floated to the surface and their heads poked out from underwater.
She pulled her head away from him and started laughing. "Wow, I never knew you were a good kisser." she smiled and blushed.
"I'm better without the water." He grinned, and went down for a second serving.
Inuyasha poked his head out from the kitchen. "The cookies are done Her Royal Highness Kagome!" he said. "Now can I cuddle with you?"
She pretended to think over it. "Hmm… maybe if you got the formula right and I can eat it." she said. "It was made with Angel ingredients, right?"
Inuyasha frowned, smoothing down his pink frilly apron. "But you didn't say to…" he started.
"Then make a new batch. Then come out here and do a handstand."
Sango grinned at Miroku and turned, swimming back to the beach shore. Once she was in shallow water, she got up and walked the rest of the way there. Once she got there, she pulled on her shirt and shorts. How he ever convinced her that a bra and underwear could be used as a bikini she didn't know…
He walked up next to her, pulling on his cloths too. "Well that was fun." he said. "What do you want to do now?"
"Her Royal Highness Kagome, now can I-" Inuyasha cut himself off. He had just finished doing as many push-ups as he could and learned how to say 'I am a sap' in French, when he turned to see she had fallen asleep on the couch. He grinned, well; she didn't say he couldn't cuddle with her after she fell asleep! He quickly got on the couch and sat next to her, pulling the blanket over him too and wrapping his arms around her. He smiled; she looked so cute when she was asleep.
And to show how irresistibly cute she was, he kissed her forehead.
Then her nose
Then her cheek
And Wooo! Look at all the places on her face he could kiss!
Sango leaned over the railing to the cart and looked down. "Wow!" she gasped. "Look how far up we are!"
Miroku shook gently. "I'd rather not…" he trailed off. Miroku was an angel and could fly but he was afraid of heights… how ironic is that? Seriously, on a scale of 1-10.
Sango leaned back into the seat of the Ferris wheel they were on. "You know, thanks for coming up here even though you're afraid of heights. I didn't know the fair was open this late!"
"Well it's sorta closing right now. This is the last ride." Suddenly the Ferris wheel gave a jerk. "WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON? WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!" He panicked.
"Miroku calm down! We're just moving closer to the ground, okay? Calm down." Sango assured him, rubbing his chest.
"How can I calm down when all I can think about is falling?"
Sango smiled. "I think I know how to distract you." She said, and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
"Yeah that worked. However, my thoughts are drifting. Seal them up with more!" He grinned.
Sango sighed and hit him lightly. "I wonder how Inuyasha and Kagome are holding up." she said.
"I'm sure their fine. Well, Kagome is fine. Inuyasha is probably being killed by now."
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kagome shrieked, chasing after him with glowing fists raised.
"Does this mean we're breaking up?" he asked, jumped over the couch, and then dodged a vase being thrown at him.
I decided to update and give you guys a break. I know I'm not going to update for a while so luck you, its 7 pages long this time.
If you haven't noticed, my penname is changed to Spiffy McFloogan, and now I specialize in Danny Phantom stories! So don't expect anymore IY stories from me. Sorry!
My first Danny Phantom story was posted today too! I'll work on finishing off these stories also. Hopefully.
-Spiffy