Disclaimer: Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Yeah this is mainly a one-shot and a very random thing. I was sitting in a car for a five hour trip! Can you blame me?! Okay on with it!
"Ra I'm bored!" Bakura whispered to Malik who was sitting next to him.
"It's our damn hikaris remember? They're the ones who dragged us here in the first place!" said Malik while glaring at the board. 'That thing is mocking me, I know it!' Malik thought, still galring at it... ((A/N: 0.o;; he's got problems ))
"Guys be quiet before you get us in trouble," Yugi whispered to them. Malik and Bakura glared at him evily so they could scare the boy. It worked and Yugi started to shiver like a scared baby.
"Okay class what's 5x1230?" asked the teacher. Yami raised up his hand in order to answer it.
"62?" he asked. Give the guy credit for trying... even though he's over five thousand years old and is still in high school...
"Okay now lets ask someone who isn't a complete retard," said the teacher. Yami slumped on his chair while Bakura and Malik snickered at him quietly. Ryou and Marik just sighed then listened to the teacher's ranting.
"Blah blah blah blah blah blah," said the teacher (( translation: Blah blah blah blah blah blah!))
"He's speaking a language I've never heard of before," said Yami quietly.
"I know what it is," replied Bakura while leaning his head on his hand. Yami just looked at the silver haired boy then blinked a few times.
"Really? Well what is it?" he asked
"It's the tounge of pointless crap that I really don't give a damn about," Bakura said back. Malik started to tap his pen impatciently and growled a few times. Marik, his hikari, caught on then sweat dropped.
"Remember to calm down Malik!" his said nervously. Malik growled again then slammed his hands on the desk.
"This stuff is pointless! Can I go home now?!" he yelled out loud.
"Oh shut up idiot," Bakura said.
"Oh no... "mumbled Ryou
"It starts..." said Yugi while holding his head.
"Hey don't call me a idiot!" yelled Malik
"I said shut up!" Bakura yelled back
"Why don't you shut up you fucking bitch!!!" The teacher gasped then yelled at him
"Malik Ishtar! Did you just say the F word?!" he demanded a answer at the time.
".... Bitch?" Malik asked with a blank look. Bakura growled and Marik started to lay his head down miserably. Bakura got up from his seat then looked at Malik
"He meant fuck, you fucking idiot," he said.
"Bakura!!" the teacher called.
"I know what he fucking said!! And I can say whatever the fuck I want you fucking ass-hole!!" Malik screamed. Yes he was over the edge in case you didn't notice.
"Oh fuck," Mumbled Yami. He then clamped his hands on his mouth then sweat dropped "Opps"
"Yami!!" the teacher called again. Yugi, Marik, and Ryou banged their heads on their desks and didn't bother looking at their yami's doom. Malik only looked at the teacher questionably then said
"What? It's not hurting anybody. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck!"
"We are screwed," said Yugi
"No shit we are, Yugi," Ryou replied
"STOP SAYING FUCK!!!" the teacher screamed out loud, making the whole class gasp. The yamis put on their fake shocked looks then made a long "oh" sound like a child.
"You said the F word!" gasped Bakura
"Shame on you for using such language," said Yami shaking his head.
"What a bad teacher you are," said Malik while moving his finger left and right
"Do I need to send you to the Princeple's office?!" yelled the teacher. Right now Malik couldn't take any of this so he decided to push the teacher off the edge..again.....
"Hey! Kiss my fucking Egyptian ass!!" he yelled. Everyone gasped again
"What did you say?!" the teacher demanded
"Oh good one Malik," mumbled Bakura
"Here let me repeat myself," malik then stood up on his desk then yelled "Kiss. My. Fucking. Egyptain. Ass!!!" Right now Malik seemed to get a little brave at the moment... really really brave.
"That's it!" the teacher suddenly slammed his hand on his desk. "You three shall go the office now!"
"Why?" Yami asked
"Ju-just go!!" the teacher pointed at the door and the three yamis went out the door. Bakura stopped then pooped his head in the class.
"Well what about you? You said fuck too!" he said.
"NOW!!!" yelled the teacher again. His face was completly red you couldn't imagine! Even a vain was popping out of his head.
"Okay okay! But just one more thing..." Suddenly Yami and Malik went by Bakura's side then took a deep breath.
"FUCK!!!" with that, they all ran out of the room and through the halls while laughing in a crazy way...leaving a beyond pissed teacher behind.
(( Long? I know but hey it was worth my time since I was bored and all. ;;; it was just a idead that randomly popped in my head))