Female Torture

Chapter 10: The Quizzing

Summary: While at a mysterious hot springs, the Sanzo-Ikkou find themselves not really themselves after taking a bath in the springs. Mostly because they've turned into women and they're not thrilled...because now they have to find a treasure that can make them turn back!

A/N: Thanks for everybody's suggestions! dances I am sorry about it taking so long, school started and I'm trying to keep on track and I am slowly failing. laugh God, this sucks. Okay, here we go! Chapter 10!

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" Hey, Sanzo, what's that? Speak up, I can't hear you!"

" Shut up..." Sanzo growled at the prying kappa.

" What's that? I was right? You're bleeding?" Gojyo leaned into the irrate monk's ear.

" SHUT UP!" Sanzo yelled, smacking Gojyo with this fan.

" Don't hit me!" Gojyo squealed.

" Seems we're turning more and more into women as the days go by..." Hakkai pondered to himself, as he could tell nobody as listening.

" Hey, guys, have you ever seen these?" Goku said, flipping a magazine sideways.

" What?" Gojyo asked, dispite the large mark on his forehead from the fan's blow. He leaned over Goku's shoulder to see. " Where'd you get this?"

" This magazine I bought at this store has these little compatable quizzes." Goku noted, looking at the questions.

" How do you do it?" Gojyo asked, expecting the monkey to know.

" The directions say you need to have your significance other." Goku said.

" Signifigant, Goku." Hakkai corrected.

" Whatever." Goku said.

" That'd be Hakkai for me." Gojyo smiled, pinching the back of Hakkai's neck.

" I just wanna find that fucking powder so I can change back!" Sanzo yelled. " NOT take a compatable quiz with Goku!" Sanzo yelled, then paused, blushed and turned around. " Fuck you."

Goku blushed too. " Uh, so yeah, Hakkai, on a scale of 1-10 how...well...does...Gojyo..." Goku paused. " I can't read this word..."

" How do you spell it?" Hakkai asked.

" Oh! I got it! Pleasure you in bed!" Goku said happily, finishing off the sentence, causing the other three to shut up and sit quietly.

" Goku...don't ever say that again..." Hakkai forced a smile.

" Forget these." Gojyo noted, throwing the magazine off the side of the jeep.

" Hey!" Goku whined. " I bought that with my money!" Goku whined.

" What I wouldn't give for some raw cookie dough..." Hakkai swooned over his growing craving.

" You know, this isn't really getting us anywhere. I would i really /i like to get my male body back." Sanzo growled.

" Aww, you're no FUN Sanzo...might as well enjoy it." Goku whined, nuzzling on Sanzo's shoulder.

" Get offa me, monkey." Sanzo said, but not doing anything about the boy rubbing on his shoulder.

" Sanzo is likin' it." Gojyo teased.

" SHUT UP!" Sanzo yelled, smacking the kappa in the back of the head. Hakkai ignored the commotion and reached back for another magazine.

" What kind of kisser are you?" Hakkai said verbatiumly reading the title of the page.

" How can a magazine tell you that?" Gojyo asked, leaning in.

" I have no idea." Hakkai said with a laugh, slightly pay attention to where he was going.

" What's question one?" Goku asked.

" What flavor lipgloss do you use?" Hakkai read. " Cherry for me."

" Really? I use grape." Gojyo noted.

" Depends, for some reason the peach flavor makes your lips really soft but I like the way the sour apple one tastes when you accidentally lick it off."

" Never tried that before...can I try yours sometime?" Hakkai asked.

" Sure." Goku nodded, his head still resting on Sanzo's shoulder.

" Orange and creme." Sanzo said simply. p " Really? That one made my lips feel fuzzy..." Gojyo said astonishly.

" That's because you put it on wrong." Sanzo sighed.

" No I don't. Stupid monk." The kappa hissed.

"Next question...do you use tongue?" Hakkai blushed at the question. " Depends."

" I do." Gojyo said.

" Nope." Sanzo said, embarassed, but answered anyway.

" For what?" Goku asked.

" NEXT!" Hakkai shouted. " Where are your hands when you kiss somebody?"

" For what?" Goku asked for the current question. " These are really hard to answer if I don't know why or where I am putting my hands."

" Just, forget it." Hakkai said, putting the magazine back in the backseat.

" Well, damn, if nobody is going to tell him, I might as well." Gojyo said, leaning into Goku's ear and whispering something.

" GOJYO!" Hakkai and Sanzo yelled.

" GOJYO!" Goku squeaked.

" You didn't tell him!" Sanzo asked.

" What DID you tell him?" Hakkai asked, pushing his glasses up.

" Tell me what?" Goku asked.

" Huh?" Sanzo and Hakkai blinked at Gojyo.

" What? I can't lick Goku's ear?" Gojyo grinned.

" I don't understand WHY, but do as you please..." Sanzo said, carefully perking an eyebrow.

" Remind me never to buy magazines again..." Hakkai noted, trying his best to keep his eyes on the road.

" I wanna go shopping..." Gojyo sighed.

" We can't." Goku said simply.

" Why not? Since when?" Gojyo asked angrily.

" Because you licked my ear...jerk..." Goku whined.

" I didn't lick your ear." Gojyo said.

" What did you do then?" Sanzo asked curiously, but in a tone that meant he really didn't want to know after all.

" Can't say." Gojyo grinned.

" GOJYO! You didn't--"

" Shhh..." Gojyo whispered.

Hakkai blushed and turned his eyes back onto the road. Sanzo and Goku sat, staring at the other two. Nothing but silence.

A/N: DON'T ask me what Gojyo really did, I have no idea...I just thought it was funny. XD.