Gah! I'm sooorry. So, so sorry. I got lazy, school started and my mum is home when I get home. What do you expect? Oh, I'm also in the midst of getting my friends obsessed with Naruto. Yes, Fast-Talking Johnny, Daisaigai and I will convert you to the wonderfulness of Naruto. If you like Yu-Gi-Oh -shudder- I'm sure you can like Naruto. Anyway!
Naruke- -sniffle- You called me Kage-sama. I feel...so...so...special! I love your ideas! Love them I tell you! But, Naruto and Sasuke having steamy man sex? Why not Sasuke and Neji having steamy man sex? Why?! People need to do more good (keyword there is 'good') SasuNeji luff fics. Wait a minute...aren't they all young is this fic? Oh well...I'm evil and perverted! I can think of crap!
AyumuOsakaKasuga- Yay! More ideas. Everyone knows that I love ideas. Everyone nod now.
YoungSasuke- It got free?! That's a bad thing, ya know. 'Cuz I used one of my 6. Yes, I said 6. People wonder why I don't want any electronic animals in my room.....
Thanks everyone else for the reviews! I love you! Oh and what's up with the little asterisks (or whatever they're called) not working?! Why!? Why!? -ahem-
Disclaimer- You should know by now...Neji is mine...Naruto is not....kukuku. Oh, and I've stolen Kiba so that we know what Hizuki is saying. Note that she cannot speak English!
Therapy
Chapter 4
Sasuke's Savior and Super Lee
"What the...?" Sasuke said as he stared at his little white eyed savior.
"I'm saving you!" Hizuki told him.
"Er...your saving me?"
"Yeah, get your cold bastard ass out of here! Now!" Wow, I think he gets what I'm saying.
"Mmkay..." Sasuke quickly jumped through the window. Not without getting cut, of course. "Dammit..." He brushed him self off and then looked up "Not you! NO!"
Back inside, Hizuki began madly attacking Mookah. After getting a lashing from Mookah, she jumped back and growled menacingly at him.
The furby smirked and said, "Stupid dog! You can never beat me you stupid mutt!"
"Byakugan!" she growled as veins emerged around her eyes. Mookah raised a brow that he lacked.
"A dog using Byakugan? Interesting. Still not good enough to defeat me though! Kwahaha! Me will kill you!"
As Hizuki was just about to lunge at the deranged furby, Neji randomly poked his head through the window. "Come on Hizuki! Show that furby what we practiced!" Then he disappeared.
Outside
"So, Neji, is my Pookey-Poo Sakura alright? Did that furby hurt her?" Gaara urgently asked.
"It's Hizuki. Anyway, she has a few cuts a bruises, but once she uses Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou, she'll be fine."
"Pookey-Poo Sakura?"
"S-Sakura?" Gaara's eyes widened as he stared at the pink haired girl that stood before him. "When did you get here?
"Sakura-chan and I came here because we heard a sound that sounded like Sasuke getting attacked by a furby with a kunai. Isn't that weird?" Naruto said as he walked up behind Sakura.
"Is Sasuke-kun alright?" Sakura looked around. "What happened to the furby?"
"Um...I believe he's getting molested by that Dr. Zilenticky guy," Neji said, pointing. Since was the Hyuuga Neji, he knew that Gaara had a huge crush on Sakura. So, he decided that he was going to be nice for once. "Oh, and you know what, Sakura? Gaara's puppy, Killer, saved him from the evil furby."
Gaara averted his stare to Neji, who just smirked. "Wha..?"
"Really Gaara-kun? You sent your puppy in to save Sasuke-kun? Thank you!" Sakura said as she hugged Gaara. "Well, I suppose I should save Sasuke-kun. Want to help, Gaara-kun?"
It took Gaara a moment to answer her. He was in heaven. Being hugged and called 'Gaara-kun' in the same day by his beloved crush? Who would've imagined? "Y-yeah. Sure."
"You two do that, Naruto and I will go see how the puppy is doing," Neji said. Then he turned around and grabbed Naruto. "Won't we?" he growled.
"Eh? No!! I want to see Sasuke bastard get molested!" the fox boy whined as he was dragged through a window.
Over where Sasuke was being molested
"Get off of me! Off!" Sasuke yelled.
"I will not. Your making me so hot, Sasuke-kun," Dr. Zilenticky said as he flicked his tongue towards the poor Uchiha boy's face.
"There is no god...there is no god...EW! Get that thing away from me! Heelp!"
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura yelled as she ran towards the two. Gaara was behind her, pouting.
"Are they...in...Speedos?" Gaara asked.
"....."
"Sakura?! Help me! He's trying to have steamy pedophileish man sex with me!" Sasuke uncharacteristically whimpered.
Sakura stopped, looked at Gaara and then asked, "Since I'm extremely pathetic and can't do anymore than perfect chakra control, and useless basic skills, could you save Sasuke-kun?"
Gaara really wanted Sasuke to just get molested to death, but it was a request from his precious Sakura, so of course, he had to. "Okay..."
"GET HIM OFF ME!!"
Gaara sighed, "Sabaku Kyuu!" Immediately the Speedo clad doctor was wrapped in sand. The sand then levitated above the ground and then threw Dr. Zilenticky off some distance.
"Thanks Gaara-kun!" She hugged him again and then quickly ran to see the disturbed Sasuke.
Gaara glared and then murmured to himself, "Uchiha...you take what is precious away from me...I will get lessons from you..."
Inside....where was it? Sasuke's apartment?
"Good Hizuki, I see you've killed the furby," Neji said as he picked up Mookah and threw him out the window. "You're the best branch house dog ever!"
"Oi, oi! That was interesting, but seeing Sasuke bastard getting molested would've been more interesting," Naruto complained.
Neji arched a brow and said, "You probably would enjoy molesting Uchiha yourself."
"Shut up! Besides! You know you would, too!!" Naruto argued.
"Who says I haven't already?"
"Eh!?"
"Ever stalked him before? Very, very fun. I'm going to do so tonight. Care to join me?" Neji asked, smirking.
"Eh...sure..."
"Bring tissues."
"What!? For!?"
"Nosebleeds, idiot."
"Oh..."
Back outside to where Shino and Lee are...I think
"What's this....?" Shino asked himself as he picked up the dead furby. "Poor thing...I'll fix it, and finally I'll have someone to talk to!"
"Eh? Aren't those things evil?" Super Lee questioned.
"When did you get here, Super Lee?"
"I heard a sound that sounded like Sasuke getting attacked by a kunai and I rushed here." His teeth went 'ping!'.
"Oh, anyway, I don't care if it's evil! I need to pour my heart out to somebody or something!" Shino then proceeded to run away.
"Jeez, and people call me weird...Hm, I should go see Gai-sensei!" With that Super Lee flew off to see his heartthrob...er...sensei.
Back to where Sakura and Sasuke are
"Sakura? I thought you hated me...," Sasuke said, arching a brow.
"I thought it over a bit, and decided to have an unhealthy obsession with you again!"
Sasuke looked up at Gaara, and said, "Gaara, did you really save me? That dog, it was yours, was it not?"
"Yes and yes." Gaara would've arched a brow if he had one. Sasuke was staring at him with odd, soft eyes.
"Gaara...you really..." Sasuke got up and hugged him. Sakura and Gaara's eyes widened in horror.
"Gyah! Uchiha! Your in an effing Speedo! Get away!"
"Sasuke...what are you..." Sakura's eyes filled with tears.
Suddenly a man in a cloak jumped out of no where.
"What the effing hell?" Gaara said, annoyed.
"Bwahaha! Hentai no Jutsu!" the man yelled, and then ran away laughing hysterically.
Ack! I almost forgot!
Dr. Zilenticky was lying there again, fatally wounded, but as we all know he was still clinging to life because of his passionate love rage to have pedophileish man sex with that oh-so-sexy Uchiha.
"Hentai no Jutsu!" the same cloaked man yelled. He ran away again, laughing hysterically.
"What hell was that, in my pants?" Dr. Zilenticky mumbled, and then fell unconscious.
Of course you should know by now that all the characters in this fic got attacked by the weird man in a cloak. What is Hentai no Justu? Why did Dr. Zilenticky end his sentence with 'in my pants'? Your all smart people, figure it out.
Yeah, yeah, sucky chapter, I think. I need to stop making such long author's notes. -sweatdrop- Next chapter, 'What?! Hentai no Jutsu?!' Possibly a new female doctor appears next chapter. Woot! Might be mistakes, I quickly read through, gomen! I like to mess around with pairings, too, as if you didn't notice. I'll put any pairing you like except for NejiTen. I hate NejiTen with a passion. I'm a NejiSaku/Sasu/Hina fan, ooh yeah.