" Take A Picture- It Will Last Longer "
By Darkness Arts
Pairings: Hige/Blue ( Just 'cause they're the BESTEST EVER!!!!)
Genre: Humor/Parody
Rating: PG-13 for Blue's bad mouth, and extensive furniture abuse.
Summary: This was just a short, stupid idea I got while drawing a picture of Hige and Blue lounging...and the effects of what would happen should someone see them...and have a camera. Pure insanity, really. Nothing serious about this. Shouldn't take too terribly long to read. It is also, obviously, an a/u fic.
Disclaimer: I own them all! Haha! You lose! ::Runs around chanting 'you lose' avidly:: Ahem! The wonderful and fluffy Hige is owned by Blue! The lovely Blue ( who SHOULD be Hige's mate ) belongs to someone other than myself! Tsume and Toboe are credited to the same as Blue! The song "Come Out and Play" is by Offspring, lyics © to them, of course.
Hige's "crib"- 7:59 p.m.
"Oh my GOD! You did NOT just do that," a pissed off Blue sputtered, her indigo-hued eyes wide as she stared in numb shock at the t.v., her eyes darting back and forth between the split screen that was used for the video game the two were currently engaged in.
Or not...as Blue had just lost, thus ending the game.
...Again.
For the sixty-fourth time...
...So naturally--
"You've rigged the game, haven't you wolf-boy!" the angered young woman shouted, as she stood up from her position on the coffee table, launching the X Box controller onto the textured carpet, where it subsequently bounced. Her hands fisted at her sides, as she marched over to a very smug Hige, stepping on the coffee table in the process, as well as through the Doritos that littered the carpet, the cooler ranch flavoured triangles crunching under her black combat boots. "I never lose at that game. I am a Goddess at Dead or Alive 3! You bastard!"
Hige just shrugged, tossing his controller to the abused coffee table behind her. Grinning smugly, he faux-yawned, placing his hands behind his head, as he stretched his long form out in his chair, and kicking his feet up on the aforementioned table behind Blue. "Tsume used to say the same thing, until he played against me. And you should talk, babe." This got exactly the reaction he wanted.
Her azure eyes were darkening.
-- Greeaattt...
Blue was speechless. Well...almost. "I'm going to disembowel you!" With that, she tackled the still grinning wolf, her hands immediately dashing to grab his neck, and the omni-present collar there...
...But did the halfling wolf ever get that far?
Yeeaahhh...suurrreee she did.
Somewhere in the back of her head, Blue felt Hige's arms lock around her, as he sent both of them off of the back of the chair, nearly flipping the poor piece of furniture in the process. They landed with Hige, back down on the floor, and Blue straddling the wolf, her wrists now locked together by only one of Hige's hands, his grip of steel tightening slightly as she tried to pull them apart. Hell, with his strength, he'd only need to add a little more pressure before she could say goodbye to her bones.
"You lose..."
Blue's eyes widened at hearing this. Glaring down at the pinned man, she had the strong desire to stick her tongue out at him, or something equally as childish. Oh what she wouldn't give to slug him in the face! She could almost feel the veins popping out of her forehead, as her face grew hot with anger and embarassment. How dare he!
"Hey! I'm the one who's sitting on you." She said, her lips curving into a smile, as she shifted her weight on his stomach, running her knee along the side of his rib-cage, watching as his face flicker with mild discomfort as she struck his sensitve area.
Oh yeah...
"Is that so--" Hige had opened his mouth to say something, only to shut it once more. The steady "thump" of a bass on a cd player reached his ultra-sensitive ears, as the sound of a door closing also alerted him. Mahogany brown eyes narrowed, as Blue had apparently also noticed this. He recognized the opening tune, as the electric guitar kicked in, as well as the drums...and even more of the bass.
"Hey...Isn't this Offspring.." Blue mused, chewing on her lip thoughtfully, as she nodded her head along to the song. A smile suddenly showed on her face, as she refocused her gaze down on him, leaning in closer to his face. "You gotta keep em' separated.."
"Like the latest fashion, Like a spreading disease
The kid's are strappin' on the way to their classroom
Getting weapons with the greatest of ease..."
The song "Come Out and Play" by Offspring played on in the background from somewhere else in the house, and was surprisingly clear from where it was. Blue mouthed the words to the song, as though she was singing them to Hige. Getting the idea himself, he picked up on the next stanza, putting just as much expression, and voice into it as she did.
"The gangs stake their own campus locale
And if they catch you slippin' then it's all over pal
If one guy's colors, and the other's don't mix
They're going to bash it up, bash it up, bash it up!"
Hige sat up, amidst singing, taking Blue--who was now smug herself, for a change- with him. Knocking her off of him, he got to his feet, mock playing his guitar along to the tune of the song, shifting at the appropriate moments, and strumming along with the tune, as Blue did likewise with the bass part.
"Hey-man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated
Hey- man you disrespectin' me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated,"
Blue had picked up for a moment, taking a step violently towards Hige, and he in turn backed up, as the pair "sang" back and forth in tune to Dexter Holland's vocals. She grinned devilishly, as she thought that she had Hige cornered. That was before he began to the next part, along with Blue in tow now.
"Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doin' any time
Hey come out and play!"
After this, Blue left Hige to his own devices, as she "played" the bass guitar in tune to the part, as Hige came towards her away from the wall, this time not only mouthing the lyrics, but singing also.
"By the time you hear the sirens
It's already too late
One goes to the morgue, and the other to jail
One guy's wasted, and the other's a waste."
He took no liberties in treating her like a fragile porcelin piece, as he shoved her back into the chair, spinning it around with his foot so she was sitting when her 'part' came on.
"It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
It's gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own rope."
As before on the chorus, both of them picked up again, as the black-haired young woman roughly pushed Hige out of the way, getting to her feet. Either of them were shouting the words to the song back and forth now, both of them apparently knowing the song extremely well, as one would have been gathered by now.
"Hey-man you disrespectin' me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated
Hey- man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated,
"Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doin' any time
Hey come out and play!"
At this point, either of them were red in the face, and trying harder than ever not to just crack, and burst out laughing. As it ended, Hige was sitting in his chair, and was currently holding Blue hostage at the foot of his chair, her long fingers drumming along his leg, as she looked up at him.
"It goes down the same as the thousand before
No one's getting smarter
No one's learning the score
Your never ending spree of death and violence and hate
It's gonna tie your own rope, tie your own rope, tie your own rope."
"Hey-man you talkin' back to me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated
Hey- man you disrespectin' me?
Take him out!
You gotta keep em' separated,
"Hey they don't pay no mind
If you're under 18 you won't be doin' any--"
The music had stopped playing.
"Oh what have we got here..."
Both parties looked to the entrance of the living room where Toboe and Tsume were standing, both looking as though they had just came from outside with their jackets on, and either of them, much to Blue and Hige's disdain, were looking very smug. Too smug infact.
Could it be that they had witnessed the entire thing?
...If looks could kill, Toboe and Tsume would be pushing up daisies.
Hige was glaring at his silver-haired room mate, who--as it would seem-- had the stereo remote in hand, and was grinning like an idiot.And then there was Blue, who had--after the initial shock of the situation had worn off-- just smiled, and brushed black locks of her bangs back from her eyes, drew a knee comfortable up to her chest, still tracing circles on Hige's knee.
"Hey Tsume. Take a picture-- It will last longer."
An evil glint settled itself in Toboe's eyes, as she took in what Blue had said. Tsume looked down at the younger wolf as he too had obviously realized the same thing. Reaching inside of his black leather jacket, he handed Toboe a small, square device that neither Blue or Hige could see clearly.
His smile on increased.
"Why that's not a bad idea, Blue..."
The device was raised, and then a flash filled the dim room, causing both Hige and Blue to blink until the spots in their vision wore off. By this time, Blue's face was almost white from the realization of what had just happened.
"Oh Toboe...buddy pal... Is that what I think it is in your hand..."
Silence.
With a side order of silence.
"Tsume...how much do you value your life?"
Then there was the sound of Hige's knuckles cracking, as he took his hand off of Blue's shoulder.
Nervous laughter.
"I sure as hell hope you don't go to sleep tonight, Toboe."
"You don't really mean that-- do you Blue?! Blue!!! What are you doing with that coffee table? Ack! Tsume!"
The End...
(Or is it...)
A/N: No actual furniture was abused in the filming, or production of this.
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