Disclaimer: Don't own YYH.
Me: This is a completely random fic, I have no idea why I wrote it. No plot howsoever.
Hiei: Whatsoever.
Me: Whatsoever, howsoever!
Hiei: backs off
Me: No plot howsoever. Just something I wrote when I was bored one day. Please review!
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama's Strange Day
--One day, Kurama was walking in the park when he heard a noise--
Kurama: La la la, today is a wonderful day!
Tree: Yes, it is quite wonderful.
Kurama: Quite wonderful indeed.
Sunflower: Where are you going?
Kurama: I'm just walking through the park. It is a perfect day to take a stroll.
Sunflower: I wish I could walk. Then I could stroll with you.
Kurama: You can't walk? Too bad. Farewell.
--Kurama continued walking through the park--
Bench: You look tired. Why don't you come have a seat?
Kurama: No, thank you. I'm not in the least bit tired.
Bench: Very well. Have a nice day.
Kurama: And you, too!
Trash Can: If you have any garbage, don't throw it on the grass. Keep the park nice and clean!
Kurama: Don't worry, I will!
--Kurama continued walking through the park, totally unaware that inanimate objects were talking to him--
-----Later-----
--Kurama was in the grocery store, when he heard a noise.--
Apple: You look hungry. Why don't you buy a nice, juicy apple?
Kurama: No, thank you. I'm not very hungry at the moment.
Apple: Very well. Goodbye!
Kurama: Goodbye!
--Kurama continued walking through the grocery store--
Ice Cream: Oh, yum, yum, don't I look good?
Kurama: Not really.
Ice Cream: Wouldn't your friend Hiei like it if you brought him sweet snow?
Kurama: Yes, he would, but I don't feel like spending money on him today. Farewell.
Ice Cream: Farewell.
--Kurama continued walking through the grocery store, totally unaware that food was talking to him--
-----Later-----
--Kurama was walking home when he heard a noise--
Telephone Pole: Your friend was standing on me today.
Kurama: Oh, really?
Telephone Pole: Yes. He likes to stand on me. I don't see how he does it, though.
Kurama: Neither do I.
Street Lamp: It's getting dark. Here's some light so you can find your way home.
Kurama: Thank you very much!
--Kurama continued walking home--
Sidewalk: Sure, sure, all people want to do is step on me all day. Do you humans ever consider MY feelings?
Kurama: No, for I am sure you have none. You were made for the sole purpose of providing a safe place for us to walk.
Sidewalk: Is that so?
Kurama: Yes, exactly so.
Sidewalk: Very well. I keep people safe. I love my job!
Kurama: Good for you.
--Kurama continued walking home, totally unaware that inanimate objects were talking to him.--
-----Later-----
--Kurama just arrived home when he heard a noise--
Door: Did you have a good day?
Kurama: An excellent day.
Door: Glad to hear it.
--Kurama continued walking through the house--
Stove: You must be hungry after a long day. Do you want something to eat?
Kurama: No, thank you. I'm just tired. I think I'll go to bed.
Stove: Good night, then.
--Kurama continued walking through the house, totally unaware that inanimate objects were taking to him--
-----Later-----
--Kurama just got into bed when he heard a noise--
Bed: You must be tired.
Kurama: Yes, very.
Bed: Good night. Pleasant dreams.
Kurama: Good night.
--Kurama finally realized the events of the day--
Kurama: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bed: Don't scream, dear, you'll hurt your throat.
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Owari-