THE MASTER BAITER
Author- Scratches
Date- December 30, 2003
Disclaimer- I do not own anything related to the "Harry Potter" thing of the story, him and all the other characters are owned by their respectful owners
Warning- A lot of Masturbation references
Pairings- Imply what you must
A/n- I got off my sick arse from having pneumonia, took my steroids so I'd feel better and I am finally writing this fic that came to me while I was listening to a song called "The Masturbates" by Mindless Self Indulgence
Dedicated to: Random Babbling for she is one crazy English kid -love-
The Master Baiter
By Scratches
The warm winter sun beat down on the Quidditch pitch as two boys stood there staring daggers towards each other, almost matching sneers on each of their faces. Although on one face, he really couldn't muster up a sneer because he was too much of a good goody and the other face was just so contorted into a sneer big enough for the both of them because he was just evil.
Beyond the point, though.
"Go polish your knob, Potter." The horridly contorted face said as he pulled another face while putting his hands on his hips.
"My door knob?" Harry asked the other boy with complete innocence on his barely there sneer.
Draco threw his hands into the air and sighed, "Your knob! Your knob!" He yelled feeling very fed up with a kid who didn't even know a masturbation reference if it was biting him in the ass.
"My knob?" Harry asked Draco with one of his black eyebrows arched in an elegance that he usually never had before.
Draco made a motion with his eyes as he looked down towards Harry's zip. "Your lower knob." He nodded his head as Harry's eyes went wide.
"My bean?"
"Your wand."
"My tinkle stick."
"Indeed, wanker."
"Yank my what?" Harry asked as he looked out raged at Draco.
"Yank it!" Draco called as he put his own hand into his pants, "It will make you feel better."
"Yank my bean?"
"Yes."
"Touch my wand?"
"Quite."
"Will you?" Harry grinned his teeth as Draco faltered with his own hand and looked at Harry with the 'deer-caught-in-wand-light' look.
"Will I what?" Draco asked as he pulled his own hand back out of his pants.
"You know what."
"No, I really don't."
"I don't know how."
"So you want me to show you?"
Harry grinned again and nodded his head letting his black hair fall all around him.
"Well, I guess so." Draco shrugged and took two steps towards Harry.
---End?---
A/N- that's it for this. Too much insanity in one little fiction, too much masturbation for my liking at the moment.. Maybe more to come, no promises.. a very good chance if I get some reviews.
I love you all
Scratches (Dee)