The Slumber Party in Snape's Office
By: Deep Shadows
Disclaimer: I do not own Severus Snape, (Wish I did) or Remus Lupin, (EckoStalker wishes she did) I do however, own Artimis Callabella, and My wonderful co-writer, EckoStalker owns the sarcastic Alexis Whyte. Our good friend Mourn-Today, owns Erica Barton and Vicky Adkins.
Author's Note: This was an idea given to me by the wonderful Mourn-Today. She said she wanted to write something like this, but didn't think she could do it. My hopes are that this will heklp her to see that it's not that hard. Please enjoy, and ignore the cornyness because I am tired. Will try to upload the newer additions from the minds of myself and EckoStalker, but sadly and pressed for time. READ AND REVIEW!!!
Artimis and Erica sat on the floor of Snape's office, eyeing him as he and Professor Lupin tried to unlock the door. Artimis was resisting drool cause this was a semi-fantasy, minus the fact that there were five other people in the room. Artimis looked at Erica, who was drooling and sitting on her hands. Artimis did not know how much longer Erica could last, they had been there five hours, and Snape kneeling while peering in the keyhole did little for Erica's self control, nothing for Artimis's either, for that matter.
Artimis thought on how it came to be that they all ended up in the office in the first place. The four girls; Artimis,Alexis, Erica and Vicky, were playing a nice game of football in the dungoen corridor, right near Snape's office. They all knew that Lupin was in there and Artimis and Erica wanted to see Snape.
"Hey Erica, lets tackle Alexis and Vicky and make them crash through Snape's door. Then we can make it an accident." Artimis whisperd to her teammate.
"Ok, Hey Vicky, Alexis! Let's play tackle football now ok?" Erica stated. The other two girls nodded and they began playing. Artimis and Erica doved straight for their best friends, driving them towards the door. At the moment before they hit, someone opened the door, and all four girls piled in on Professor Snape and Professor Lupin. Artimis was on bottom of the girls, seeing as Alexis had managed to flip her over. Artimis felt somethig human under her and she heard a door slam close.
"Dude, Where's the ball?" Vicky questioned, getting off the top of the pile.
"Dude, It's under ME!" Erica squealed as she leapt up. Alexis lay heavily over Artimis, who had her face buryed in Snape's stomach, who was flung on top of Lupin.
"Artimis! What the hell were you thinking?" Alexis yelled getting up off of Artimis's head.
"Well... A moment ago I was thinking would someone get the bloody hell off my head so i could remove it from his stomach and breath! Now, before that, I'm drawing a blank." Artimis chuckled, then looked towards the angry professor, who luckily at the moment, had the wind knocked out of him. Lupin's arms could be seen wriggling under Snape's cloaks as Professor Lupin shoved Professor Snape off him, much to the girls dismay, and gasped for air.
"Girls? What were you doing?" Lupin asked, a scornful tone to his voice as his breaths evened out. Vicky held up the football and grinned.
"Just praticing some American football." Erica stated. Professor Snape stood up , an enraged look on his face. He walked to his office door and growled, "Get out now, if you know what is good for you!"
He put his hand on the door knob and tried to turn it. The door knob and the door wouldn't budge. The professor yanked on it hard, to the point that they all heard his elbow pop.
"Bloody door, Bloody Children." He grumbled stumbling, as Lupin watched in dismay, towards his desk. He plucked a key from his desk drawer and proceeded to try and unlock the door. The key melted.
"What now!" Lupin growled.
"Erica, did YOU do something to the door?" Artimis whispered questioningly.
"No, You?" Erica replied lowly.
"No, Alexis?" Artimis questioned turning towards her compainion.
"No, Vicky?" Alexis whispered to Vicky.
"Nope." Vicky replied, her eyes on the two frusturated Professors.
"You four. Sit over there." Professor Snape growled. They looked in the direction in which he had pointed and saw only a wall. they grudgeninly walked over and sat on the floor, cringing under his stern glare. "Man, he's pissed." Erica stated.
" Silence. Not one word out of any of you. Don't move, Don't speak." Professor Snape hissed, and there they sat for five hours.
(Artimis, I'm going to crack up.) Alexis mentally intoned via mind link.
I know, me too. Together? Artimis questioned, her mind past the point of caring.
(Of course, I'll begin.) Alexis smirked. Artimis nudged the drooling Erica, while Alexis awoke the sleeping Vicky.
"Dude, Who farted?" Alexis asked pinching her nose.
"I know it reaks." Artimis replied, pinching her nose as well as Erica and Vicky followed suit.
"Wasn't me." Erica defended.
"Me neither." Vicky groaned.
"Who ever smelt it, dealt it!" Artimis stated to Alexis.
"Who said the rhyme did the crime!" Alexis retorted.
"QUIET YOU FOUR!" Severus growled.
"SEVERUS! They have been silent for almost six hours, they are kids. They need to move about. Go ahead and strech guys, just be careful." Lupin stated, glaring at Snape.
" I give up Lupin. This door is not budging. Someone must have out a time release lock on it." Professor Snape stated. glaring in the direction of the now streching girls.
'Hey don't look at us, we didn't do it!" Artimis stated, putting her hands on her hips in defiance.
"Artimis, we don't think you guys did." Professor Lupin stated.
'Don't say that, ou may not think so, but i believe it is fully in the Misfits Resume to do such a thing." Professor Snape growled, saying their group name with as much vemon as a king cobra.
"Honestly sir. We didn't do it. We were playing ball when erica and i tackled Alexis and Vicky, as you opened your door. When the door slammed, we were all on the ground." Artimis stated in defense of herself as well as her freinds.
"Severus lay off." Remus intoned.
"Don't you tell me what to do in my office!" Severus growled at Professor Lupin, walking towads him quickly.
"We will not get into this here." Professor Lupin stated, looking at the confused looks on the girls face as he walked towarsd them away from Professor Snape.
"Since it's a time released lock, guess we'll have to entertain ourselves. How about a game." remus asked.
The girls looked to each other and smirked.
"Let us get back to you on that." Alexis stated as she pulled the girls into a huddle. "Guys, I smell and opportunity." Alexis smiled.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Artimis questioned.
'Duh... I'm always thinking what YOU are thinking. Vicky, Erica, Truth or Dare?" Alexis stated evilly.
"Hell yeah!" They both stated and turned towards the Professor.
"Let's play Truth or Dare." Erica stated.
" All that whispering over Truth or Dare. hmm..." Remus stated, sitting down on the ground.
"We had to make sure that we toned down our rules so you could play. When just the four of us play, it gets a bit wild." Artimis covered.
"Ahh.. Afriad I can't take playing with you guys on your field ehh? Sev, you going to play?"
"I'd rather eat one of hagrid's treacle tarts." He stated.
'Ok, I have one." Vicky replied, pulling it from her pocket. His eyes grew wide.
"Oh bother, i guess I will play your childish games."
"have you ever played Truth or Dare before?" Artimis questioned, her eyebrows raised in interest.
"As shocking as it may seem, I was too once a child. Of course I've played it." He replied as Vicky slipped the treacle tart back into her pocket.
"Ok here are the rules, we tweak ours a little so hope it's not that much different. Are you sure you want to play our way, Professors."
"Yep, I am , how about you." Professor Remus replied, looking at Professor Snape.
"I'm pretty sure I can handle it." He replied sarcastically.
"Ok, Erica, tell the rules."
Well? What do you think? The bloody thing is keeping me from doing Artimis's mind brackets. It's pissing me off..... ergh.
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