Title: Surprise (1/1)

Author: Kylie / gryffindorkylie

Pairings: Harry/Draco SLASH

Rating: NC-17

Summary: Draco, Little.. er... -coughs & looks down- um.. Big Draco -wink, wink-, and a surprise.

Type: Double Drabble?, Vignette?, 216 words

Category(s): PWP, M/M, Romance, Humor, Beastiality.

Warnings: This chapter contains content that may be offensive such as m/m sex & Beastiality. Also contains spoilers (for all the Harry Potter books).

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other character, location, or whatever mentioned in the works of J.K. Rowling.

Author's Note: I think my mother melted some kind of crazy pill into my soup. xP Most of you are going to flame me for this. :( I don't blame you.

- PLEASE READ THE CATEGORY(S) & WARNINGS CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU CONTINUE! :) THIS FIC CONTAINS SLIGHT BEASTIALITY!

Surprise (1/1):

Draco groaned loudly as his hands pumped his shaft furiously. He cried out as his orgasm came, his body trembling, his hand dripping with his semen. He laid on his back, his legs dangling off the bed. He tried to catch his breath as he smirked at the blissful experience he just had. He closed his eyes, feeling free and relaxed.

He kept his eyes closed as he heard the door open and shut with a click. He heard the feet shuffle around and a pair of keys thrown onto the dresser with clank. He jumped with a yelp, his eyes still closed, as he felt a warm tongue lick his cock. Another lick, followed by another.

"Harry..." he breathed out.

There was no response but a muffled chuckle. Draco snapped his eyes open, quickly sat up, and saw Harry standing by the door with a hand covering his mouth, trying not to laugh at him. Another lick.

"What the hell?!" screamed Draco.

His eyes quickly flew to his penis and found himself face-to-face to what appeared to be a... DOG!

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Draco as he scrambled away from the hairy monster.

With that, Harry broke down in laughter, clutching to his stomach in pain as tears streamed down his face. What's worse was, Draco still had a hard-on.

The End.

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