It's a new chapter, finally!
And it's no longer in script form, thanks to the new rules that do not allow script form…which is the reason HPT is no longer here….
Anyways. Read it!
Lights flash, music plays, and suddenly, there is a stage. Yes, the scene is being set for the first time, so the readers here won't see just dialogue-because for all we know, this could've been a radio show. But it isn't! It's just this randomly-written thing. Anyways, the host, so fondly named the 'Random Announcer slash Host Person', also known as the 'RAHP', now enters onto the stage, and the crowd (imported from Korea) goes wild. Because we told them to.
The RAHP speaks. "Welcome back to the show! Steph may seem as if she's not lazy for writing this chapter, but in reality, she is lazy, because she's simply changing what she wrote weeks ago into a not script form!"
Ahem. That is actually hard to do. "Riiiiight."
The RAHP turns towards the audience. It (we've never figured out its gender) says, "Our guest today is Trevor."
A boy walks onto the stage. He looks bewildered, as if he doesn't know where he is. So he just says, "Um…hi?"
The RAHP replies, "Hello, Trevor. We unfortunately can't talk about the abuse you've suffered from your fans, because you barely have any. In fact, you only have one."
A girl, seeming to be only a bit younger than Trevor, runs onto the stage, apparently hyper. "Hi!" she says excitedly.
Taking one look at the girl, Trevor says, "Oh no...I remember you…"
"Yes, she was here when this show was first made, remember?" the RAHP reminds him.
"TREVOR!" the girl (who I'm informing you now is named Jazzeh) screams, embracing him in a giant bear hug.
Trevor, now scared of her, yells, "Get her off me!"
"NEVER!" Jazzeh says loudly, laughing maniacally.
"One fangirl isn't that bad," the RAHP reminds. "Just ask Danny, who's still being attacked by his fangirls." Offstage, you hear a few faint cries, sounding like the words, "Help!" and "Danny! We love you!"
"I like having fans…" Trevor says slowly, "But this is crazy!"
Smiling somewhat evilly, the RAHP says, "Well, we'll leave you alone now."
Jazzeh cheers, but Trevor cries, "No! Don't leave me with her!"
"Too bad," the RAHP says, laughing.
Jazzeh grins. "I'm not that evil…" she says slowly.To end the show, the RAHP says, "So, until next time, when we interview someone else!"
As the camera fades out and more music begins to play, signifying the end, you can hear a voice call out weakly, "Help me…"
And then you can hear Jazzeh still laughing.
Thanks so much to all the reviewers. You all rock more than ever!
Chibi Millenia Phantom: I am doing Trevor.
WolfGirlSammie: Chocolate milkshakes are good.
Fanficobsessor: Sugar inspires me…actually, the whole idea for this story came from a comic I saw on Deviantart.
JadeRabbyt: Well, hope this chapter is still funny.
Aura Spectre: -poke- You didn't really die laughing, did you?
Queen of Cats: Ember! I must remember to interview her.